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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 10-14-2012, 06:30 PM
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...no one has ever seen God...
Moses did (well, at least His Holy butt).

Exodus 33:20-23 "And he said, Thou canst not see my face: for there shall no man see me, and live. And the LORD said, Behold, there is a place by me, and thou shalt stand upon a rock: And it shall come to pass, while my glory passeth by, that I will put thee in a clift of the rock, and will cover thee with my hand while I pass by: And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen."

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Lightbulb Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 10-14-2012, 06:38 PM
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Not really. God is not promoting ANAL SEX and stealing your credit card, silly.
I did not say he did. I said why cant you guys let people believe in what they want? like you believe in God, Jesus, Etc. why can't they believe in a game no matter what it is promoting?

BTW some of the Accusations about Portal 2 is way off target and not true.
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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 10-14-2012, 07:08 PM
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I did not say he did. I said why cant you guys let people believe in what they want? like you believe in God, Jesus, Etc. why can't they believe in a game no matter what it is promoting?
Because it affects all of us. I don't want my children growing up in a world where pedophiles are considered "normal" and sodomy is taught as a requirement in public schools. I don't want my beloved civilization to become stagnant and let ducks rule the earth.


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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 10-14-2012, 07:20 PM
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no one has ever seen God
Here is another Bible verse where God shows himself, this time to Jacob; God also engages is some hand to hand combat with him:

Genesis 32:22-28

22 And he rose up that night, and took his two wives, and his two womenservants, and his eleven sons, and passed over the ford Jabbok.

23 And he took them, and sent them over the brook, and sent over that he had.

24 And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day.

25 And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; and the hollow of Jacob's thigh was out of joint, as he wrestled with him.

26 And he said, Let me go, for the day breaketh. And he said, I will not let thee go, except thou bless me.

27 And he said unto him, What is thy name? And he said, Jacob.

28 And he said, Thy name shall be called no more Jacob, but Israel: for as a prince hast thou power with God and with men, and hast prevailed.

Stop whining
(1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
(1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
(Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
(Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers
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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 10-14-2012, 07:43 PM
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I said why cant you guys let people believe in what they want?
No you did not. You said: "Isn't that the same way God works? no one has ever seen God, yet he guides our life."
As you see, you did not say anything about letting people believe what they want. You seem to have hard time remembering what you have said? Are you feeling ok?
On the matter of letting people believe what they want, it would be cruel to let people believe what they want. You see, if you do not follow Jesus, you will end up in hell.

Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 10-23-2012, 08:21 AM
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Teaching your child that lying is OK!
Portal 2 does nothing but lie over and over again to the player. Teaching innocent children that there is nothing wrong with lying. The biggest lie being the constant promise of cake (a miserable excuse for a decent Christian American pie) which is never actually delivered, they probably hired Federal Express. Your child will cry a lot while playing this game. God hates liars: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21Yqx...eature=related This is a guy who managed to get the cake, the cake isn't a lie.

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Stealing your credit card information.
Portal 2 can only be bought online with something called "Steam". Steam is the most hacked online system in existence. Even a child can hack into Steam and steal credit card information of everyone who ever bought something with it! Most of these thieves are called indies. Somehow these people from India all use Steam to steal money from hard working Americans.
you've heard about kids hacking into FBI, and CIA. it's just a matter of creativity and skills, nothing is truely safe.

Secondly "Indie" games got the name from independent developed games
which have been shortened to Indie games.
an indie game summed up in short a game which haven't been created by a company with a very high budget but more of a hobbyist or a smaller Team who decided to independently to create their own game without a million budget to help them.

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an indie game summed up in short a game which haven't been created by a company with a very high budget but more of a hobbyist or a smaller Team who decided to independently to create their own game without a million budget to help them.
Oh, so they're crappy games. Gotcha.

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Oh, so they're crappy games. Gotcha.

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Well that's actually true, their production quality is usually way worse than a game being made of a million budget, and many of the indie games truely are crappy but fact is they usually never have anything to do with india

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but fact is they usually never have anything to do with india
I know what you mean. Have you ever caught the smell if you walk past one of their houses? Imagine a whole country smelling of curry and flatulence. With added cows wandering the streets.


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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 11-09-2012, 03:01 AM
"Clearly this kind of nonsense does nothing but polluting the minds of innocent children with non-biblical concepts. Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create! Just thinking about how they work will turn your child into a Hell bound atheist!"



WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS THEN! THIS IS A FREAKING PORTAL AND LAST TIME I CHECKED THEY EXIST!
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"Clearly this kind of nonsense does nothing but polluting the minds of innocent children with non-biblical concepts. Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create! Just thinking about how they work will turn your child into a Hell bound atheist!"



WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS THEN! THIS IS A FREAKING PORTAL AND LAST TIME I CHECKED THEY EXIST!


That's a porthole, not a portal!

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Thumbs down Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 01-19-2013, 10:12 PM
Personally, I love portal and steam. In fact I have my own life size portal gun, companion cube plushies, and a tattoo of Wheatley. Also I've probably spent 2000$ on Steam alone, and they don't steal your credit card or mention anal sex. And just for you, god doesn't hate magic, and by the way, HOW THE piffle DOES PORTAL 2 MEAN ANAL SEX? SERIOUSLY? Maybe it's called portal because ITS A GAME ABOUT PORTALS! And for the dumbpiffles who say this game is filled with porn like bondage and anal sex, your retarded. HOLY CRAP A ROBOT ON WIRES IS SWINGING!!! IT'S MEANS A WOMEN TRAPPED IN BONDAGE TRYING TO ESCAPE!!! Well, she's in charge of Aperture and doesn't want to leave, and she's swinging because she's on some steel wires. Also for the people who haven't played this game but say they know so much of the storyline, let me gives you some things about it. Glados is a robot. Not a human. There is only one Chell because she human, not like the co-op assistance bots. And the original inhabitants were killed off so that Glados could test with Chell and further science. The reason she wants to kill Chell in Portal 2 is because she Chell killed Glados for her insane test chambers in Portal 1. In the end of Portal 2 she even lets Chell into the real world for rescuing her when Wheatley took over. I know A LOT MORE about Portal and Portal 2 than you you bunch of pricks, so why don't you go do something besides make fun and criticize children's games.
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Personally, I .... tl;dr....criticize children's games.
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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 01-19-2013, 10:21 PM
Btw Portal isn't a sin. Or evil. You don't need steam. Honestly I think atheists are made when someone sees this dumbass site. And one more question. WHY DO YOU SAY PIFFLE?!? And your saying gays are bad? Well don't be a hypocrite hoe!
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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 01-19-2013, 10:21 PM
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And just for you, god doesn't hate magic,
Really? Let's see what God Himself says about the matter. I think He knows better than you.


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10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.
11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
12 For all that do these things are an abomination unto the Lord: and because of these abominations the Lord thy God doth drive them out from before thee.

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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 01-19-2013, 10:26 PM
I don't even give a <<< Potty Word Removed - Admin >>> bout what you say.
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Btw Portal isn't a sin. Or evil. You don't need steam. Honestly I think atheists are made when someone sees this dumbass site. And one more question. WHY DO YOU SAY PIFFLE?!? And your saying gays are bad? Well don't be a hypocrite hoe!
Of course going in and out of portals is a sin, unhygenic too. Just like a baby will pick up a chunk of dog crap from the sidewalk, you teen punks will do anything for your 'kicks'. Christian people get a kick from Christ!

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 01-19-2013, 10:31 PM
Frankly I have a question. How is going through portals a sin and unhygienic? HOLY CRAP YOU ARE GOING THROUGH PORTALS! YOU SHOULD DIE AND TAKE A BATH! And what does that have to do with little retards picking up dog shit and teen punks? At least we don't live in the 1500's doing all the retarded shit you guys love.
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Frankly I have a question. How is going through portals a sin and unhygienic? HOLY CRAP YOU ARE GOING THROUGH PORTALS! YOU SHOULD DIE AND TAKE A BATH! And what does that have to do with little retards picking up dog shit and teen punks? At least we don't live in the 1500's doing all the retarded shit you guys love.
Friend, you need to admit to yourself and your parents that you are a Homersexual. Ask them to wash your mouth out with some lye whill you are at it.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 01-19-2013, 10:43 PM
I'm not gay, and frankly I hate gays. Their a bunch of creepy pedophiles.
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