[evolutionist]

Originally Posted by Talitha

Not true.
Why do you believe these lies?
God made us in His image.

it means that God was an ape

[Mistress Cookie]

Originally Posted by The Big F Man

Not at all. I am simply stating that to be Christian is to be "Christ like". Since Christ himself hung out with the worst of the worst and even had a tax collector for a friend and eventually a prophet that shouldn't you be a little more open to those that you consider sinners?

We have known Jesus a lot longer than you have. We know him a little better than people who haven't even read the Holy Book, for goodness sake.

[maximun_vader]

Please, don't take the word troll as an threat. According to Wikipedia "In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion"

Following the line of conversation, the most acurate answer to fap is the hypothetical sound that makes one's hand in the act of masturbation. You might not like what it means, but it is not up to me (or you people) to rearrange the meaning of it.
The biggest piece of evidence to my statement is internet it self

[Mistress Cookie]

Originally Posted by evolutionist

it means that God was an ape

Blasphemy. BLASPHEMY!

[eliot mayfield]

Originally Posted by runningbear

I come from the distant land of teh internetz. I am retarded.

And how many episodes of "I am retarded" have you filmed? Is it on Youtube? I'd like to see one or two.

[Mistress Cookie]

Originally Posted by maximun_vader

Please, don't take the word troll as an threat. According to Wikipedia "In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion"

It's the "You had better not" part that's a threat. Cease and desist with your cyber terrorism NOW.

Originally Posted by maximun_vader

Following the line of conversation, the most acurate answer to fap is the hypothetical sound that makes one's hand in the act of masturbation. You might not like what it means, but it is not up to me (or you people) to rearrange the meaning of it.

Uggh. Stop posting your pornography! I have explained there are women and CHILDREN in this church! They do not need exposure to your willful depravity.

BEGONE, DEMON!

[The Big J Man as in Jordan. Not The Big F Man]

Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie

We have known Jesus a lot longer than you have. We know him a little better than people who haven't even read the Holy Book, for goodness sake.

I have actually read the holy book numerous times and numerous versions. I would appreciate it if you made no insights to my character without first getting to know me. I have been a Christian for 10 years now. Grew up in a Christian household and have been taught the beliefs of Christianity my whole life. Any more of such accusations and I legally have the right to sue you for the assault of my character, I would prefer not to have to do that.

[Larios]

guys, unfortunatly the real meaning of fap is really that thing...

[Mistress Cookie]

Originally Posted by The Big J Man as in Jordan. Not The Big F Man

IAny more of such accusations and I legally have the right to sue you for the assault of my character, I would prefer not to have to do that.

Do you think you're the first person to ever become upset when held up to True Christian™ standards?

We have plenty of lawyers. Many of our churchmembers THEMSELVES are lawyers.

In fact, since the losers in such cases have to pay the court costs, such nuisance suits are a major source of income for us.

[eliot mayfield]

Originally Posted by The Big J Man as in Jordan. Not The Big F Man

I have actually read the holy book numerous times and numerous versions. I would appreciate it if you made no insights to my character without first getting to know me. I have been a Christian for 10 years now. Grew up in a Christian household and have been taught the beliefs of Christianity my whole life. Any more of such accusations and I legally have the right to sue you for the assault of my character, I would prefer not to have to do that.

I think ten year old children don't have so many rights.

[evolutionist]

Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie

Blasphemy. BLASPHEMY!

this forum is called "Promise Enforcers - Men Only!"

What are you doing here?

You are risking the eternal damnation!!!

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by The Big J Man as in Jordan. Not The Big F Man

I legally have the right to sue you for the assault of my character, I would prefer not to have to do that.

Dude, you aren't a Christian. You are as gay as a pink sock.



If I were you I would stop threatening people. It might get ugly when the DoF gets involved.

[The Big J Man as in Jordan. Not The Big F Man]

Originally Posted by eliot mayfield

I think ten year old children don't have so many rights.

That's where you are wrong my good sir. I am, in fact, of legal age. I just didn't turn my eyes to God until ten years ago. I had to make the decision for myself rather than have it forced upon me, as each good Christian should.

Also Mistress Cookie, I work for one of the largest firms in all of North America. If it did come down to that I would no doubt feel terrible for costing your church money but I do so hate when people make assaults on my character, you can hold me up to your standards all you like though. I just don't want you to say untruths about me.

[Mistress Cookie]

Originally Posted by evolutionist

this forum is called "Promise Enforcers - Men Only!" What are you doing here? You are risking the eternal damnation!!!

I appreciate your concern, Brother.

I posted earlier:

Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie

We do not take kindly to threats around here. I realize I am posting in the "Men's Only" thread, and Jesus™ does not like that, but I cannot let this harrasment continue without speaking out.

There are suddenly a lot of threatening, sickular intruders here in our private church, where we meet only to worship and share the scriptures as the Holy Bible™ instructs us.

Suddenly, it's like Waco!!!!

[eliot mayfield]

Originally Posted by The Big J Man as in Jordan. Not The Big F Man

That's where you are wrong my good sir. I am, in fact, of legal age. I just didn't turn my eyes to God until ten years ago. I had to make the decision for myself rather than have it forced upon me, as each good Christian should.

Also Mistress Cookie, I work for one of the largest firms in all of North America. If it did come down to that I would no doubt feel terrible for costing your church money but I do so hate when people make assaults on my character, you can hold me up to your standards all you like though. I just don't want you to say untruths about me.

So how old are you?

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Wide-Open

Dude, you aren't a Christian. You are as gay as a pink sock.



If I were you I would stop threatening people. It might get ugly when the DoF gets involved.

Why!! He's as Nekkid as a Jay-Bird.
You go put a Vest on, young Man. You'll catch your death of cold.
Then where will you be?

I'll tell you where, young man. You'll be in Hell, that's where.

[anonebuam]

Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie

Blasphemy. BLASPHEMY!

well evidently it is true, even if it is blasphemy. we know the human #2 chromosome is the combination of two great ape chromosomes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chromosome_2_%28human%29



the #2 has two centromires, which actually cause birth defects and are a problem. however it is a pretty solid footprint that shows us that we are indeed the ancestors of great apes.

[Mistress Cookie]

Originally Posted by The Big J Man as in Jordan. Not The Big F Man

Also Mistress Cookie, I work for one of the largest firms in all of North America. If it did come down to that I would no doubt feel terrible for costing your church money but I do so hate when people make assaults on my character, you can hold me up to your standards all you like though. I just don't want you to say untruths about me.

And what of the assaults made by you and your Internets Friends/Groupies on our peaceable church today?

It is always the lieberals, screaming for tolerance, that are the most intolerant.

[Mistress Cookie]

Originally Posted by anonebuam

well evidently it is true, even if it is blasphemy. we know the human #2 chromosome is the combination of two great ape chromosomes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chromosome_2_%28human%29.

We do not patronize WICKEDpedia.

[The Big J Man as in Jordan. Not The Big F Man]

Sir I am not gay at all. I just know that my body is holy for it was made by the one and true God.
Eliot, I am of legal age and that is all that matters. Is it not?
Talitha, seeing as how I pray for forgiveness often and have accepted Jesus as my savior I doubt that I would go to hell. However I believe I took that picture on a hot day so I was showing a little more skin than normally. I do however have pants on out of the frame.