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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 04-15-2013, 06:38 PM
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Mind you, just about all plastic goods are made in China.
I'm sorry but I find your username deeply offensive.

Do you actually respect that God-mocking heretic Richard Dawkins?
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 04-15-2013, 06:55 PM
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Wait a minute, you think that Sweden is Communist!?!?!?
They were never communist!
Socialist, communist. Same thing.

Wait a minute, are you saying that they started produce better cars only after commies took over the industry. My my, they must have been really horrible to begin with.

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I'm sorry but I find your username deeply offensive.

Do you actually respect that God-mocking heretic Richard Dawkins?
I most certainly do, I have one of his books. I have watched countless theological debates which include him. He can provide evidence, in fact, in a way, your pets can prove a part of Evolution. The Gene Pool.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 04-15-2013, 08:09 PM
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I most certainly do, I have one of his books. I have watched countless theological debates which include him. He can provide evidence, in fact, in a way, your pets can prove a part of Evolution. The Gene Pool.
That's cool. Sooner or later you'll be able to debate together for all eternity in the fires of hell!
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 04-15-2013, 09:39 PM
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Wait a minute, you think that Sweden is Communist!?!?!?
They were never communist!
I think its soo funny.. And you are not right, we are communists. But many Americans thinks we are..

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 04-15-2013, 10:10 PM
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Socialist, communist. Same thing.

Wait a minute, are you saying that they started produce better cars only after commies took over the industry. My my, they must have been really horrible to begin with.
NO NO NO!
You're not understanding something very obvious, SWEDEN WERE EPNEVER COMMUNIST...
And socialism isn't the same as communism!
Also, I'm saying that Swedish had made good cars to begin with!
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 04-15-2013, 10:17 PM
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You're not understanding something very obvious, SWEDEN WERE EPNEVER COMMUNIST...
Sweden has be communist since even before Stalin was born.

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And socialism isn't the same as communism!
Name one thing that is different between them. Just one! You will fail.


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Also, I'm saying that Swedish had made good cars to begin with!
If you like walking or dying.

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NO NO NO!
You're not understanding something very obvious, SWEDEN WERE EPNEVER COMMUNIST...
And socialism isn't the same as communism!
Also, I'm saying that Swedish had made good cars to begin with!
Friend, anyplace where the government encourages suicide, abortion and masturbation are socialist commies.
Pontiac is not a swish car. If the car is not made by the Big Three and blessed by Jesus, it is a queermobile.

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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 04-16-2013, 05:05 PM
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Sweden has be communist since even before Stalin was born.

Name one thing that is different between them. Just one! You will fail.


If you like walking or dying.
1.acctually, I won't fail because communism is an all-encompassing political system. There are different schools of communist thought, of course (i.e. Marxist-Leninism, Maoism, etc) but all are political systems that dictate how a nation will function. Socialism is merely an economic facet of a political system, such that there is democratic socialism...
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 04-16-2013, 06:26 PM
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1.acctually, I won't fail because communism is an all-encompassing political system. There are different schools of communist thought, of course (i.e. Marxist-Leninism, Maoism, etc) but all are political systems that dictate how a nation will function. Socialism is merely an economic facet of a political system, such that there is democratic socialism...
Semantics. It's all the same. They steal from hard working Americans and give the money to lazy unwashed hippies.

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Brother Crank, you just upset an Austrian


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Amazing how that retard isn't drooling all over his keyboard. Must be something wrong with his salivary gland.

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 04-22-2013, 03:39 AM
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Amazing how that retard isn't drooling all over his keyboard. Must be something wrong with his salivary gland.
Well it probably was born with no roof to it's mouth. Plenty of the mongoloids have that you know.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 04-22-2013, 08:06 AM
I think he's got a paralysis tick in the back of his neck.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 04-26-2013, 06:20 AM
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1.acctually, I won't fail because communism is an all-encompassing political system. There are different schools of communist thought, of course (i.e. Marxist-Leninism, Maoism, etc) but all are political systems that dictate how a nation will function. Socialism is merely an economic facet of a political system, such that there is democratic socialism...
Have you actually been here? It is communist. There's gays and lesbians holding hands everywhere completely openly and without shame. Isn't that evidence of Communism? Stalin was a queer, you know.

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 04-26-2013, 12:41 PM
it says right here in The Communist Manifesto:

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But you Communists would introduce community of women, screams the bourgeoisie in chorus.

The bourgeois sees his wife a mere instrument of production. He hears that the instruments of production are to be exploited in common, and, naturally, can come to no other conclusion that the lot of being common to all will likewise fall to the women.

He has not even a suspicion that the real point aimed at is to do away with the status of women as mere instruments of production.

For the rest, nothing is more ridiculous than the virtuous indignation of our bourgeois at the community of women which, they pretend, is to be openly and officially established by the Communists. The Communists have no need to introduce free love; it has existed almost from time immemorial.

Our bourgeois, not content with having wives and daughters of their proletarians at their disposal, not to speak of common prostitutes, take the greatest pleasure in seducing each other's wives. (Ah, those were the days!)

Bourgeois marriage is, in reality, a system of wives in common and thus…the Communists…desire to introduce…an openly legalized system of free love.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 04-27-2013, 05:52 PM
I find it weird that you have a whole thread dedicated to hate Sweden, but you have managed to get almost everything wrong. Everything from the flag to the mix up with Swiss=!=Sweden.

Why is that?
Are you deliberately falsifying facts to enrage all your believers?

Or are you going to say that your god said this?

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 04-27-2013, 09:29 PM
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I find it weird that you have a whole thread dedicated to hate Sweden, but you have managed to get almost everything wrong. Everything from the flag to the mix up with Swiss=!=Sweden.

Why is that?
Are you deliberately falsifying facts to enrage all your believers?

Or are you going to say that your god said this?
One's an adjective and one's a noun. You did not respond to my point regarding the communist manifesto.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 04-28-2013, 01:15 AM
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One's an adjective and one's a noun. You did not respond to my point regarding the communist manifesto.
My post was not a response to YOU but rather the post creator and its supporters, It seems that my quotation has.. disappeared for some reason.

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! - 04-28-2013, 01:55 AM
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My post was not a response to YOU but rather the post creator and its supporters, It seems that my quotation has.. disappeared for some reason.
No need to be rude for no reason, dear.

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