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03-12-2014, 03:32 PM
Unfortunately our warnings against the dangers of "Candy Crush Saga" have been ignored.
Even worse, the Satanic Candy Crush empire now seeks valuation up to $7.6 Billion!
It's hard to explain the horrors of Candy Crush without vomiting. What it boils down to is that girls, instead of cleaning the house and baking pies in accordance with Ephesians 5:22-24, are constantly staring at their gayPhones crushing candy. While they use one hand to play Candy Crush they use their other hand to constantly stuff their faces with candy as the game clearly creates a severe craving for candy. It is a known fact that all obese girls are lesbians and that all lesbians are sluts, so this completes the transition from a decent Christian girl to an obese lesbian slut!
Promoting the obese lesbian slut role model:
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Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! -
03-12-2014, 06:28 PM
What has happened to our dear country? It used to be that a gal knew how to have a good time by preparing herself for motherhood. Keeping clean and tidy, quiet and supportive of her husband were values girls aspired to have. Why, my mother-in-law recalls the happy days when a new wife would proudly show her value to her husband by providing Proof Of Purity on the wedding night (Deuteronomy 22:20-21).
These days, girls just want to get fat and play games.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! -
03-12-2014, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Unfortunately our warnings against the dangers of "Candy Crush Saga" have been ignored.
Even worse, the Satanic Candy Crush empire now seeks valuation up to $7.6 Billion!
It's hard to explain the horrors of Candy Crush without vomiting. What it boils down to is that girls, instead of cleaning the house and baking pies in accordance with Ephesians 5:22-24, are constantly staring at their gayPhones crushing candy. While they use one hand to play Candy Crush they use their other hand to constantly stuff their faces with candy as the game clearly creates a severe craving for candy. It is a known fact that all obese girls are lesbians and that all lesbians are sluts, so this completes the transition from a decent Christian girl to an obese lesbian slut!
Promoting the obese lesbian slut role model:
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Those girls aren't even the same person. The girl on the left is Emma Watson from Harry Potter, and she still looks like she does in the "before" picture. I have no idea who that is in the second picture.
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Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! -
03-12-2014, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Lauren the drunken mick
Those girls aren't even the same person. The girl on the left is Emma Watson from Harry Potter, and she still looks like she does in the "before" picture. I have no idea who that is in the second picture.
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Haven't you read Cranky's post, sweetie? It's the same person (that Emma whatever), after playing that game and eating too much candy.
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Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! -
03-12-2014, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Haven't you read Cranky's post, sweetie? It's the same person (that Emma whatever), after playing that game and eating too much candy.
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You can tell it's the same person - it's just that in the second picture her hair looks darker because it is even more greasy.
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! -
03-12-2014, 11:30 PM
Philippians 3:19 - Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things.
These girls have clearly rejected God in favor of their own gluttonous appetite.
And though I know this verse is only for men, these women should still do us and God a favor according to Proverbs 23:2 - And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite.
1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
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Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! -
03-13-2014, 02:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Lauren the drunken mick
Those girls aren't even the same person. The girl on the left is Emma Watson from Harry Potter, and she still looks like she does in the "before" picture. I have no idea who that is in the second picture.
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Exactly. Unrecognisable, isn't she?
It makes me sad to see people ruining their lives with these pathetic games.
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Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! -
03-13-2014, 04:41 PM
Sadly we see another victim of Candy Crush. See what this "game" did to this beautiful young lady. This is a before and after so sad! Prolonged playing resulted in her changing her sex!
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Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! -
03-13-2014, 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by TaraAnne
Sadly we see another victim of Candy Crush. See what this "game" did to this beautiful young lady. This is a before and after so sad! Prolonged playing resulted in her changing her sex!
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Beautiful? Young? Are you on drugs, young lady?
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! -
03-13-2014, 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by TaraAnne
Sadly we see another victim of Candy Crush. See what this "game" did to this beautiful young lady. This is a before and after so sad! Prolonged playing resulted in her changing her sex!
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Those people aren't the same either.
Matthew 16:24-25
Then Jesus said to his disciples, “Whoever wishes to come after me must deny himself, take up his cross, and follow me.
For whoever wishes to save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for my sake will find it.
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Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! -
03-13-2014, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Lauren the drunken mick
Those people aren't the same either.
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Look at their eyes. Same eyes. "Windows to the soul," they say. These are windows to deep, dark pits of blackened despair. Poor thing.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! -
03-13-2014, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Lauren the drunken mick
Those girls aren't even the same person.
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Which part of "before" and "after" do you not get? Let me guess, you are obese yourself!?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! -
03-13-2014, 10:08 PM
As if that wasn't bad enough, the game is encouraged to be played by anyone over 4! They are taking the Lord's children and bloating them before they are old enough to fight back.
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Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! -
03-13-2014, 10:46 PM
I find the greatest sin to be the mindlessness that Candy Crush induces. These young women could spend their time fruitfully by praying to Jesus to bring about Armageddon.
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Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! -
03-26-2014, 11:44 PM
Yet more proof God is not pleased with Candy Crush Saga: CANDY CRUSH MAKER CLOSES DOWN 15.6% ON IPO DAY
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! -
03-27-2014, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Lauren the drunken mick
Those girls aren't even the same person. The girl on the left is Emma Watson from Harry Potter, and she still looks like she does in the "before" picture. I have no idea who that is in the second picture.
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Your obviously blind. As well as probably being gay and an atheist.
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Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! -
04-03-2014, 01:43 PM
bad candy crush
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Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! -
04-12-2014, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Unfortunately our warnings against the dangers of "Candy Crush Saga" have been ignored.
Even worse, the Satanic Candy Crush empire now seeks valuation up to $7.6 Billion!
It's hard to explain the horrors of Candy Crush without vomiting. What it boils down to is that girls, instead of cleaning the house and baking pies in accordance with Ephesians 5:22-24, are constantly staring at their gayPhones crushing candy. While they use one hand to play Candy Crush they use their other hand to constantly stuff their faces with candy as the game clearly creates a severe craving for candy. It is a known fact that all obese girls are lesbians and that all lesbians are sluts, so this completes the transition from a decent Christian girl to an obese lesbian slut!
Promoting the obese lesbian slut role model:
Before: | After: | | |
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Where is your evidence? I play Candy Crush, and nothing has happened to me
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Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! -
04-12-2014, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by FreeThinker96
...I play Candy Crush, and nothing has happened to me
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So? 1) A test sample of 1 is meaningless, 2) a test where the subject is also the reporter is inherently flawed, and 3 ) without knowing who you are, how is anyone supposed to take anything you say seriously?
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Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! -
04-12-2014, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Unfortunately our warnings against the dangers of "Candy Crush Saga" have been ignored.
Even worse, the Satanic Candy Crush empire now seeks valuation up to $7.6 Billion!
It's hard to explain the horrors of Candy Crush without vomiting. What it boils down to is that girls, instead of cleaning the house and baking pies in accordance with Ephesians 5:22-24, are constantly staring at their gayPhones crushing candy. While they use one hand to play Candy Crush they use their other hand to constantly stuff their faces with candy as the game clearly creates a severe craving for candy. It is a known fact that all obese girls are lesbians and that all lesbians are sluts, so this completes the transition from a decent Christian girl to an obese lesbian slut!
Promoting the obese lesbian slut role model:
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Okay Cranky but those two are different people one being famous and the other one not famous sorry but she would wash her hair and I don't think Emma Watson plays candy crush just a observation. But what I find more disturbing is the bright colours most of them are bright what if a man played it I bet he would be a gay in a second and go on a murdering spree thinking he is making rainbows while shooting fire of his flame thrower.
2 Thessalonians 3:8 Neither did we eat any man's bread for nought; but wrought with labour and travail night and day, that we might not be chargeable to any of you.
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