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Re: False Religions And Cults -
12-30-2011, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Coeurdepirate
You people need to stop spreading your hatred and intolerance. I am a proud Swedish atheist with many real Christian friends (the type who do not judge people and love everyone) and I will gladly fight for gay rights and women's rights although I am a straight man.
I don't understand why we can't view everyone as our equals and why you need to view everyone as your inferiors due to some idiotic superiority complex.
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Your friends are NOT real Christians, they are deluded fools.
Maybe you can ask your friends to supply the scripture that says,
We should not judge,
We should love everyone,
That homosexuality is ok,
Woman are equal to men?
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
12-30-2011, 04:07 PM
Oh dear, aren't we a bit uppity here!
There is no hatred here Friend. As for tolerance, do you know how many times that word appears in the Holy Bible? Have a guess.
I'm afraid I have to inform you that your "Christian" friends are salad bar hippies, and clearly don't understand the True Word of our LORD.
We aren't "superior", we are truly humble servants of God. And we humbly obey His commands to condemn loudmouthed Norwegians like you.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
12-30-2011, 04:10 PM
God tells us that his way is in the Bible. People here just follow the rules as set by God. If the Bible would state otherwise, we would follow that. But that's just not the way it is.
True Christians don't spread hate or intolerance, they try to help them finding God and point their mistakes out (which, to an untrained eye might look like boasting superiority). I'd call that helpful.
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
12-30-2011, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by LBC loving Dutchmen
True Christians don't spread hate or intolerance, they try to help them finding God and point their mistakes out (which, to an untrained eye might look like boasting superiority). I'd call that helpful.
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Would Jesus have fitted your view of a True Christian?
Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
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Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
12-30-2011, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan
Your friends are NOT real Christians, they are deluded fools.
Maybe you can ask your friends to supply the scripture that says,
We should not judge,
We should love everyone,
That homosexuality is ok,
Woman are equal to men?
YIC
Jack
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And what about where Jesus says to love thy neighbour? Your hostility towards your fellow humans is disgusting and you are deluded if you think that you are remotely moral.
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Oh dear, aren't we a bit uppity here!
There is no hatred here Friend. As for tolerance, do you know how many times that word appears in the Holy Bible? Have a guess.
I'm afraid I have to inform you that your "Christian" friends are salad bar hippies, and clearly don't understand the True Word of our LORD.
We aren't "superior", we are truly humble servants of God. And we humbly obey His commands to condemn loudmouthed Norwegians like you.
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I didn't say you were superior, I said you were equal to me and equal to homosexuals. It is idiotic enough you actually believe that god exists, but to follow the bible literally. Wow. Do you also agree that people who work on Sunday should be executed?
And I'm Swedish you idiot, not Norwegian.
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Originally Posted by LBC loving Dutchmen
God tells us that his way is in the Bible. People here just follow the rules as set by God. If the Bible would state otherwise, we would follow that. But that's just not the way it is.
True Christians don't spread hate or intolerance, they try to help them finding God and point their mistakes out (which, to an untrained eye might look like boasting superiority). I'd call that helpful.
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You find it helpful to say that homosexual people should die and should be executed? Holy shit you're an idiot! The homosexual people I know are some of the kindest, friendliest most artistic and liberal people I have ever met. Yet you think that you - a fairytale worshipping, prejudiced caveman are better than him, less sinful?
Jesus wept.
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
12-30-2011, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Coeurdepirate
And what about where Jesus says to love thy neighbour?
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
12-30-2011, 05:11 PM
A fool? I think not. I feel like taking a shower, eating my lunch, and going to GameStop. I do not feel like schooling you right now, Pops!
Proverbs 19:29
Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools.
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12-30-2011, 05:22 PM
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A fool? I think not. I feel like taking a shower, eating my lunch, and going to GameStop. I do not feel like schooling you right now, Pops!
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Empty words from an empty headed coward,
You said you had the ability to prove us wrong with scripture,
Proverbs 30:6
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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01-01-2012, 10:21 AM
No proof means it's made up, have any of you died, talked to god, and came back after him specifically saying this is the right religion? No-one? that's strange!
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
01-01-2012, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Gays are equals!
No proof means it's made up, have any of you died, talked to god, and came back after him specifically saying this is the right religion? No-one? that's strange!
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No proof?
Boy, your brain must be so clogged with man-seed that you can't think straight. Our proof is in the Word of God as beautifully collected in the KJV Bible.
(Luke 11:28) "But he said, Yea rather, blessed are they that hear the word of God, and keep it."
Shout GLORY!
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01-01-2012, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by davidkellyy
You people need to stop spreading your hatred and intolerance. I am a proud Swedish atheist with many real Christian friends (the type who do not judge people and love everyone) and I will gladly fight for gay rights and women's rights although I am a straight man.
I don't understand why we can't view everyone as our equals and why you need to view everyone as your inferiors due to some idiotic superiority complex.
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But Jesus most definitely does NOT tell us to love everyone. Jesus is intolerant of those who do not follow His commandments and will burn them in Hell.
John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
John 5:24 Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life.
Matthew 7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
You're superimposing your secular values onto weak-willed people with no true foundation in Christ who ignore His commands and are judging us by that measure. It's small wonder then that you find us threatening and seek to persecute us. Good luck with that!
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01-02-2012, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Gays are equals!
No proof means it's made up, have any of you died, talked to god, and came back after him specifically saying this is the right religion? No-one? that's strange!
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The gays are equals to what?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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01-03-2012, 10:41 AM
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Asatru (Asstrue - an obvious reference to the copious amount of anal sex in their rituals)
Submitted by: Pastor Nerue Gargalo, JustAGuy
worship: The Mighty Thor, a character created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby in 1962. They also worship the later characters, Thor's evil half-brother Loki, Heimdal, Baldur, Sif, and Odin. But most important is the so-called "All-Father", Satan himself.
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I had a good laugh at this one. You do know that the original Thor ain't created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby? The Asatru/Norse paganism is much older than that. From before jesus was born and so forth. The marvel Thor is wrong oh so wrong.
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01-03-2012, 10:58 AM
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I had a good laugh at this one. You do know that the original Thor ain't created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby? The Asatru/Norse paganism is much older than that. From before jesus was born and so forth. The marvel Thor is wrong oh so wrong.
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Your heathen gibberings to one side: now you know how we feel when we see wishy washy soft Chritians like Westboro Baptists in action.
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01-03-2012, 03:26 PM
Now I got a infraction because I "worship a cartoon character". I only pointed out that you had wrong. It's only mythology. It's more like that you should call it ancient heathen norse mythology. Call it whatever you want, but to call it worship of a cartoon that was created 700 years after asatru ended in scandinavia is just plain stupid. Can't you see that I want to help you write it right? If wanna call me anything it's Agnostic.
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01-03-2012, 05:33 PM
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Now I got a infraction because I "worship a cartoon character". I only pointed out that you had wrong. It's only mythology. It's more like that you should call it ancient heathen norse mythology. Call it whatever you want, but to call it worship of a cartoon that was created 700 years after asatru ended in scandinavia is just plain stupid. Can't you see that I want to help you write it right? If wanna call me anything it's Agnostic.
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We just want you to praise Jesus so you don't burn forever. Why is this wrong? Stop worrying about cartoons and silly discredited false gods.
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02-14-2012, 03:46 PM
Just have to reply on this shit:
10 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!
Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!
The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
Danish word for rapist is: voldtćgtsmand. Please get ya shit straight before caliming such a dumb thing.
Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
It was the prostitutes themselves that offered it, again, get ya shit straight mofo
The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
That isn't even the prime minister, are you dumb or something, well, your picture kinda gives that away.
Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
Danish is actually decending from german, so you might wanna rethink that.
Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
LEGO mean "play good" (LEg GOdt) and it actually encourages cildren to be creative.
The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Lĺngstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
Oh my god... Serious??? Pipi Langstrřmpe (which is the danish name) isn't even piffleing danish! It is swedish and the piffleing name is also swedish. How can you not do a bit of research before typing something as dumb and ignorant as this piffleing thread!?
Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither ( priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
Let me show you what this is translated as:
10:30 Stealing bats
11:10 Lust for Gold
11:30 A Morning in my Niece’s Bedroom (porn)
12:00 Update on Masochism
12:10 Camping (homersexual stuff)
12:35 Rape with Brutality (children’s program)
12:55 VD treatment (with startling graphics)
13:25 The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant)
13:50 Like Super Mario but worse
14:20 Come Hither – (priests enticing choirboys)
14:50 Update on Masochism for Children
15:00 Update on Masochism
And now the true translation:
10:30 The debate
11:10 The golden apples
11:30 A noon wioth Nis Boesdal (it is a name)
12:00 DR Update - news and weather
12:10 Horsiont - The battle of the torch (a documentary about the olympics)
12:35 Re-visit with Burtalis (brutalis is a rhino named Brutalis cause of its brutality)
12:55 Friends on adventure
13:25 Market for life (like a scar...)
13:50 Super neighbour
14:20 Come again.
14:50 News in sign language15:00 Update - news and weather.
Please at least use google translate...
Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
This is the 21st century...
Danish car taxes are the highest on the planet, which is one of the many reasons why their economy is the worst in all of Europe. Exodus 20:15 "Thou shalt not steal."
Denmark actually have a quite good economy, which you also would know with a little research and not as much ignorance.
NEW: According to the Danish newspaper "B.T.", Hans Christian Andersen wrote fairy tales about raping little boys! The longer one looks at Denmark, the more depraved it turns out to be! 1st Corinthians 6:18-19 "... He that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body ..."
Hans Christian Andersen did NoT write stories about raping boys... FFS get ya act together...
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02-14-2012, 05:53 PM
Scientia, if you took the time and effort to read your Holy Bible instead of spending time arguing with strangers on the internet, you just may be spared an eternity of Hell-fire and Damnation.
Just sayin'
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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02-25-2012, 03:42 AM
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Something I learned on ESPN one time, is that American catlicks are unique from the other catlickers in the world in that they worship some false idol called Touchdown Jesus (in addition to Satan and Mary; this "Touchdown Jesus" is not to be confused with Jesus Christ!), and spend their time memorizing quotes by a man named Knute Rockne (which to them is the same as scripture) and singing the fight song to the University of Notre Dame (when they should be singing True Christian™ hymns).
Now this other one I don't really know anything about (maybe Brother Temperance knows), is that catlickers in the UK (particularly in Scotland) worship some Soccer coach named Jock Stein, and hold mass at a place in Glasgow called Celtic Park.
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What? no. Just...no
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02-25-2012, 06:48 AM
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What? no. Just...no
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Are you honestly pulling up the idiotic ramblings of some troll from 2006 as your choice of points to argue against by saying "no, just no"?
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Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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