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Default Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness. - 09-18-2007, 02:06 AM

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She was a rabid feminazi whore, and I defy you to show me where in the Holy Bible it says that females have souls.
So that means we don't have to worry about hell, right? I thought you had to have a soul for that.

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You would like to do that. You feminazi's are always trying to cut a mans manhood off. That would make it easier for all women in this country to be a cold hearted dike like you. Be gone with you harlot, for this is a men olny place.


PS, your avatar, I'm stupid, says it all.
So I think you are saying deep down inside that you rather have a harlot that puts out freely.



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Default Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness. - 09-18-2007, 03:26 AM

I will only be with a Godly virgin on the night of our wedding. I would not bend down to your level and just lust with everything in sight.AID's, herpies and syphalis are all god's punishments for wicked lust. And I will not be catching any of them with the likes of you. Go sell yourself to someone else.
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Default Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness. - 09-18-2007, 08:32 PM

I am SICK and TIRED of all this blaming of the victim going on! If you are a woman and you are wearing skimpy and sexually suggestive clothing then you shouldn't be surprised if you get raped. If you have ever had sex outside of marriage and you get raped you are a hypocrite. So one type of sex is ok but another isn't? It's all the same shameful act in God's eyes. If you get raped it should be a wake up call to you that you need to change your lifestyle pre-post-haste and stop blaming the real victims- men who cannot control their sexual urges.
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Default Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness. - 09-18-2007, 09:00 PM

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Who talked about procreation, pastor? I just thought we were just summing over rape, men love it, it is an anger issue because their momma fed them a bottle and not the breast, morning after pill, and woman are cursed. I thought this was godly. Is their another position I should be laying in for God to forgive me?
Yes Seeker, there is another way. Read the Bible as it is actually written, and listen to the Godly pastors here for guidance on scripture, and other things appropriate for Christians. When people think like secularists they tend to get mixed up on the issues easily.

Also I was wondering about your avatar. Why an avatar that says I'm Stupid? Was your earlier avatar a picture of you? Why did you change it?

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Default Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness. - 09-18-2007, 10:02 PM

Maybe if women dressed a little less like whores they wouldn't be treated like whores.


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Default Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness. - 09-18-2007, 10:41 PM

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Maybe if women dressed a little less like whores they wouldn't be treated like whores.
I agree with this absolutely, Brother Marshall. I'm dismayed at the way most women are dressed on the streets today, jeans so skintight I can't imagine how they got them on, tops so skimpy they look like underwear.

It's a disgrace. Women ought to care more for a modest appearance, still feminine but decently covered. Graceful dresses with longer hemlines are very nice. Gosh, the girls just look cheap, it's as if they are hoping to be treated like whores.


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1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


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Default Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness. - 09-19-2007, 12:27 AM

Some women even have the audacity to not wear petticoats under their dresses. It makes me sick to fathom how much society has degenerated.
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Default Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness. - 09-19-2007, 12:38 AM

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I am SICK and TIRED of all this blaming of the victim going on! If you are a woman and you are wearing skimpy and sexually suggestive clothing then you shouldn't be surprised if you get raped. If you have ever had sex outside of marriage and you get raped you are a hypocrite. So one type of sex is ok but another isn't? It's all the same shameful act in God's eyes. If you get raped it should be a wake up call to you that you need to change your lifestyle pre-post-haste and stop blaming the real victims- men who cannot control their sexual urges.
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Default Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness. - 09-19-2007, 12:46 AM

Says the poster called HELL-ion.


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Default Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness. - 09-19-2007, 01:40 AM

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Default Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness. - 09-19-2007, 01:46 AM

Only whores get raped.

Dammit Hellion WHAT are you doing in here AGAIN??!!??

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Default Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness. - 09-19-2007, 03:22 AM

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Yes Seeker, there is another way. Read the Bible as it is actually written, and listen to the Godly pastors here for guidance on scripture, and other things appropriate for Christians. When people think like secularists they tend to get mixed up on the issues easily.

Also I was wondering about your avatar. Why an avatar that says I'm Stupid? Was your earlier avatar a picture of you? Why did you change it?

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Hello sister Noddy. How are you and thank you for the godly concern. Ahh, the stupid avvey was just from something stupid. I should change it back to my godly face or something else.

I really don't think like a secularists as a matter of fact I bought some godly church dresses tonight so them men will stop lusting over me!


Also, I really want this to be answered by a godly fine pastor.

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Default Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness. - 09-19-2007, 03:36 AM

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I will only be with a Godly virgin on the night of our wedding. I would not bend down to your level and just lust with everything in sight.AID's, herpies and syphalis are all god's punishments for wicked lust. And I will not be catching any of them with the likes of you. Go sell yourself to someone else.
I think it is funny that you thought I was selling myself to you. Are you that tempted? Actually aids is more well known in male whores (and fags) than harlots. Hmmm.

So you're a virgin? It will take you a hellofatime to find a godly proverbs, 31 woman, such as myself. Good luck with that lonely virgin thing.

If a man even looketh on a woman and lusted after her, he has commited adultry in his heart. Proverbs something, something.

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Default Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness. - 09-19-2007, 05:58 AM

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So that means we don't have to worry about hell, right? I thought you had to have a soul for that.
You have to have a soul to get into Heaven, it's true. but it is remotely possible that some empty shells...like Mother Theresa....are in HELL serving hot drinks to SATAN.

You see, it's not about women going to Hell. No one cares about that. It's about their presence on earth to try and tempt MEN to do evil and miss out on the Grand Prize Jesus offers to the make gender.


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Default Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness. - 09-19-2007, 06:22 AM

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You have to have a soul to get into Heaven, it's true. but it is remotely possible that some empty shells...like Mother Theresa....are in HELL serving hot drinks to SATAN.

You see, it's not about women going to Hell. No one cares about that. It's about their presence on earth to try and tempt MEN to do evil and miss out on the Grand Prize Jesus offers to the make gender.
Pastor Al!!! *jumps up and down* I have never seen the verse that says a woman does not have a soul?? Where is it? I am sure you can find it.

Dude, (I mean pastor) I rather live on earth to temp men and sin and just lay peaceful in the grave when my number is up, then Jesus bringing up all my sins from the north to south that he said he would not.

I think us women have something on you men. Ha!

So I serve my man for all eternity(of my life on earth that god will zap any moment)what do you think my reward would be? Tell me this is not all in vain!!! Cry!!!!



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Default Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness. - 09-19-2007, 06:24 AM

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Pastor Al!!! *jumps up and down* I have never seen the verse that says a woman does not have a soul?? Where is it? I am sure you can find it.

Dude, (I mean pastor) I rather live on earth to temp men and sin and just lay peaceful in the grave when my number is up, then Jesus bringing up all my sins from the north to south that he said he would not.

I think us woman have something on you men. Ha!

So I serve my man for all eternity(of my life on earth that god will zap any moment)what do you think my reward would be? Tell me this is not all in vain!!! Cry!!!!
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Default Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness. - 09-19-2007, 06:41 AM

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Default Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness. - 09-20-2007, 12:15 AM

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Only whores get raped.

Dammit Hellion WHAT are you doing in here AGAIN??!!??

Are you trying to entice our GODLY men to rape you?
Phh...They couldn't rape me if they tried. And I'm not a whore, so they can't rape me anyway! Ahahahaha...Funny.

And what are you doing in here again??


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Default Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness. - 09-20-2007, 12:19 AM

As one of our illustrious and unblemished Landover Ladies™ mentioned in a previous post, only whores gat raped.

A True Christian™ lady not only keeps her dirty parts well covered and under heavy wraps, but they also tend to carry concealed pistols under those pettycoats and know how to use them.
No buck niggra is going to get the best part of of OUR women.


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Default Re: RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness. - 09-20-2007, 12:20 AM

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Whatever. Eve may have been decieved by Satan, who is the most decieving being in existance, but Adam was decieved by Eve. This can only mean that Eve is more powerful than Adam! For it took the infinitely-powerful anti-Christ to trick her, but only took a woman to trick Adam. So men are duped more easily than women! How do you like them apples??


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