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View Poll Results: What really happened to the Dinosaurs?
Adam picked them off one at a time with a sharp stick 1 20.00%
They died off from the aids due to their unclean lifestyle choices 2 40.00%
They were smashed by a big rock that fell from the firmament... yeah, right! 0 0%
They are still alive in some remote wilderness with the unicorns 2 40.00%
They all drowned in the Great Flood 0 0%
Other - Please Explain 0 0%
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Question Dinosaurs: where have they all gone? - 12-07-2014, 01:08 AM

The theory that I have arrived at, after years...nay, decades...of extensive Biblical research is this:

They were all hunted down and subdued by Adam, as commanded by God in Genesis 1:26-28. People lived a lot longer back then, Adam being 930 years old when God finally slew him (Genesis 5:5)...more than enough time to dispatch a bunch of dumb pest-reptiles, amen?

Of course, Adam had only begun the good work that we Christians must finish. Do you realize how many untamed beasts on this planet mock God and His children with their very continued existence, on a daily basis? I was homeschooled by my mother, so math is not my strong point...but probably thousands!

If it is not being barbecued, experimented on to make sure my shampoo doesn't melt my face off, or wallowing in its own feces in a zoo for my personal amusement, what good is it? No good at all, I tell you... just another drain on the natural resources put here exclusively for the benefit of True Christians.
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