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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-19-2010, 07:26 PM
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CHOO CHOO!!! How's hell Tom Bosley ?
That's what you get for encouraging teen drinking and wanton fornication in Happy Days and playing a Catlick in Father Dowling Mysteries.
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Looks like God decided to "take out the trash"....
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-19-2010, 10:10 PM
If this isn't the face of Pure evil, then I don't know what is.
Satan shrieks HAPPY DAYS!!!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-27-2010, 03:52 AM
Is Mr. Michael Douglas dead yet?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-27-2010, 04:02 AM
Sometimes an actor can play a role that glorifies God and still be a bad person.
The guy who played Eric Liddle in "Chariots of Fire" died of the AIDS.
And Jim Caviezel, who played Jesus, has to be a homo. I saw him in the movie "Frequency" and in one scene, he was standing in the rain and gesturing and his wrists has this limp, delicate quality.
He also got all mushy over his dad when he was a grown up. Boys need to cut the mushy stuff with their dads when they are five. They can stay a little mushy with their moms until 7 or so, but then it's time to toughen up.
Anyway, Tom Bosley made no pronouncements regarding his stand with Jesus at all. His silence on the subject can only lead one to believe that he worshipped Satan.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-27-2010, 04:17 AM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Tom Bosley made no pronouncements regarding his stand with Jesus at all. His silence on the subject can only lead one to believe that he worshipped Satan.
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You are exactly right, Sister.
I find that with so many people these days, it's what they DON'T say that tells you more about them than what they DO say.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-27-2010, 04:35 AM
PORNOGRAPHY KILLS! You better believe it. Jesus has just ordered a 1st class ticket for the 2nd-rate Hugh Hefner, Bob Guccione, founder of Penthouse magazine. That man contributed more to the moral destruction of our once great nation than anyone else, except for maybe Suzanne Somers, Doris Day, and Charo.
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-27-2010, 04:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
PORNOGRAPHY KILLS! You better believe it. Jesus has just ordered a 1st class ticket for the 2nd-rate Hugh Hefner, Bob Guccione, founder of Penthouse magazine.
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That foul, awful man. He always appeared somewhat rodentish. Was he from Europe?
I remember on talk shows, he would try to pass himself off as a photographer, too. CLEARLY he just wanted more time with the untamed vixens he hired to be in his "magazines".
He was no more a photographer than me.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-27-2010, 05:35 AM
Paul is dead -- demon-possessed octopus Paul, that is.
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Paul the World Cup octopus dies in his tank in Germany
So farewell... Paul the octopus, famous for predicting football results
Paul the octopus, an unlikely star of the 2010 World Cup who predicted the outcome of eight matches, has died at an aquarium in Germany.
Staff at the Sea Life centre in Oberhausen said they were devastated to learn that he had passed away during the night.
Paul made his name by successfully choosing a mussel from one of two boxes bearing the flags of competing nations.
Octopuses rarely live beyond two years so his death was not unexpected.
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It won't go to Hell because it doesn't have a soul, but the Euro scum who worshiped this beast and followed its predictions in pursuit of filthy lucre are certainly headed there.
Deuteronomy 18:10-12
10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.
11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
12 For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.
Amen and good riddance!
But I was actually kind of shocked to learn that octopuses only live for two years, about 1/40 of a human lifespan or 1/20 of a homosexual's. The bigger ones are fairly impressive fish.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-27-2010, 05:45 AM
It's not there fault for being retarded, If it's anybody's fault it's gods for making them retarded.
If we're made out of god doesn't that mean god is a little bit retarded?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-27-2010, 05:48 AM
God makes people retarded because of sins they committed in their infancy or to punish the sins of their parents. What has any of this to do with dead people?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-27-2010, 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Agonostic
It's not there fault for being retarded, If it's anybody's fault it's gods for making them retarded.
If we're made out of god doesn't that mean god is a little bit retarded?
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Lets ananalyze this posting.
You posted out of your free will. The logic is retarded. Therefore, you are retarded because you chose to be. God does not make anyone do anything. Much like a father teaching a child to ride a bike, you get on the bike of life, he gives you a push. It is up to you to ride. Some do fall (like you), fail and end up face planting on asphalt. Most often, the fall/fail in life is a stick in your lifes bicycle however in your case, you stuck your mouth in the spokes.
No one is 'made out of God'. Typical child, speaks with no basis of fact.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-27-2010, 10:13 AM
A brilliant analysis, Brother James.
I'm beginning to think all the early submissionss of Unsaved Trash should be carefully reviewed and filtered before being posted on our Forum.
That way the retards and their rantings can be rejected and the offending sender sent off to post somewhere else. Like maybe the Demoncratic National Committee site. Or some other fag forum.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-27-2010, 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Agonostic
It's not there fault for being retarded, If it's anybody's fault it's gods for making them retarded.
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That doesn't keep them from being His vessels of wrath.
Romans 9:19-24: Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will? Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed [it], Why hast thou made me thus? Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? [What] if God, willing to shew [his] wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory, Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-27-2010, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Lets ananalyze this posting.
You posted out of your free will. The logic is retarded. Therefore, you are retarded because you chose to be. God does not make anyone do anything. Much like a father teaching a child to ride a bike, you get on the bike of life, he gives you a push. It is up to you to ride. Some do fall (like you), fail and end up face planting on asphalt. Most often, the fall/fail in life is a stick in your lifes bicycle however in your case, you stuck your mouth in the spokes.
No one is 'made out of God'. Typical child, speaks with no basis of fact.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-11-2010, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Agonostic
It's not there fault for being retarded, If it's anybody's fault it's gods for making them retarded.
If we're made out of god doesn't that mean god is a little bit retarded?
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I thought we were made out of dirt. Genesis 2:7 ©1611
God does know His creation. Why do you deny His knowledge?
As this piece of information is on about page 2 of The Bible, you obviously have not read it.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-11-2010, 04:26 PM
amen!!! choo choo!! here's another paying rider of the train to hell!!! AMY ADAM's you are riding first class on the ride to satan's backside
Deuteronomy 6:5
Love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-11-2010, 04:35 PM
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amen!!! choo choo!! here's another paying rider of the train to hell!!! AMY ADAM's you are riding first class on the ride to satan's backside
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Ummm.... I don't think she's quite there yet, friend. I am sure she will be on the train to Hell, but she needs to be dead first.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-11-2010, 04:38 PM
You are correct, but her heathen mormon ways are desecrating everything that True Christians abide by, so it would be more accurate to say that she has purchased a first class ticket paid for by Hollywood Debauchery and prophesying lies about our Holy Savior!!!
Deuteronomy 6:5
Love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-11-2010, 09:24 PM
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Italian Film legend Dino De Laurentiis dies at 91
Nov. 11, 2010, 9:42 AM EST
TheWrap
Legendary film producer Dino De Laurentiis has died in Los Angeles, according to several Italian media reports. He was 91.
He produced more than 500 films, and won two Oscars: one in 1956 for Federico Fellini's "La Strada," another in 1957 for "Nights of Cabiria."
"Cinema has lost one of its greats," Walter Veltroni, former mayor of Rome and founder the Rome Film Festival, said in a statement Thursday.
Born in Italy, he founded the Dino De Laurentiis Studios in 1947 after serving in the Italian army during World War II.
De Laurentiis moved to the U.S. in the 1970s and produced several American films, including "Serpico" (1973), "Three Days of the Condor" (1975), "King Kong" (1976) and "Hannibal" (2001).
De Laurentiis was also credited with launching Arnold Schwarzenegger's acting career in "Conan the Barbarian."
He collected several awards for his decades of film work, including the Irving G.Thalberg Memorial Award at the 2001 Academy Awards and a lifetime achievement award at the 2003 Venice Film Festival.
His granddaughter, Giada De Laurentiis, is a chef on the Food Network.
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Perverted film producer, De Laurentiis, has had his ticket punched and is moving down the tracks.
His movies will filled with filthy sex, violence, and assorted perversions.
At age 91, he was overdue for the train trip.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-12-2010, 03:16 PM
My GOD. What a hunk! And to think that until now I haven't known this Brother in the Biblical or any other sense
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