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Default Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 11-24-2012, 07:29 AM

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Insofar as it seems impossible to believe (at least for those who are closely related to their dogma of faith), but even Jesus (the one TRUE, ie the one historical) [homoerotic fantasy removed for decency] What's even more amazing, is the fact that a confirmation of this comes us from a pagan author of the first half of the second century!

It is not unlikely that 'certain' pedophile practices in seminars of Catholic training (*), they be inspired precisely to this fact, and the pedophile 'coupling' is seen as, by a part of the Catholic authorities, as a sort of initiation to the activity of priest.

Keep in mind that the black robes worn by Catholic priests, was worn by the priests of the temple of Astarte when, during a ceremony characterized by a growing rhythm paroxysmal, they emasculated themselves.

The black cassock/tunic represented the achievement of a state of purity (see also the Gospels about the eunuchs mentioned by Jesus). However, the eunuch priests, far from leading a life of virtue and purity, prostituted themselves as the priestesses of the temple itself (see also the Old Testament).

NOTE: no derogatory intent towards the figure of Jesus, but ONLY strict historical accomplishment, according to the results of my researches of more than a decade.

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(*) - places where young people are educated and trained to become priests: a disconcerting factory of potential pedophiles!


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So, Greasy, it took you TEN YEARS of research to discover that catlick priests are pedos. All I can say is WOW, I am extremely impressed that you wasted ten years of your life, that could have been spent praising Jesus, to discover what the rest of us have known for centuries.


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Post Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 11-27-2012, 06:02 PM

whats wrong with being gay ??????????????? the bible is just a parable because im gay and i know god loves me
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Default Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 11-27-2012, 06:07 PM

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whats wrong with being gay ??????????????? the bible is just a parable because im gay and i know god loves me
God hates you, and commands that you should be put to death, like the filth you are. Leviticus 20:13

If you are here to renounce your gay death style, then introduce yourself in the proper forum.

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Default Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 11-27-2012, 06:08 PM

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That's not knowledge, dear. That's imagination.

God has declared homosexuality an abomination. God doesn't do take-backs on His declarations.


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Default Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 11-28-2012, 05:53 AM

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Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

What part of this is a "parable?"


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 05-18-2013, 03:28 PM

This sermon deserves a "bump".

You chose to be gay, now, with Brother Porters help, you can chose not to be a fag.

READ IT!!!
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Default Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 06-07-2013, 09:53 PM

Excuse me Sir, but I have a question,

Where in the Bible does it say anything about homosexuality?

I mean, in the original (talking Hebrew here) Bible it states that Sodomy is bad

Sodomy =/= homosexuality

It also says something about sleeping with a man is bad

but, once again

that's not homosexuality (GASP!)

Homosexuality is an attraction to the same sex

an attraction

Attraction isn't just sexual

So, technically speaking here, you're against Sodomy, not homosexuals.

You're against what they do, not who they are.

Or, at least, you should be because that's what's in the bible and if you don't follow the bible, you're going to Hell.

So, unless you see that gay couple down the street going at it, you have no proof that they are committing Sodomy and therefore you have no right by God to pass that judgement.

Also, (just a quick thing) why are you so against homosexuals when in fact straight people commit sodomy too...little biased if you ask me...
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Default Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 06-07-2013, 10:08 PM

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Excuse me Sir, but I have a question,

Where in the Bible does it say anything about homosexuality?

I mean, in the original (talking Hebrew here) Bible it states that Sodomy is bad

Sodomy =/= homosexuality

It also says something about sleeping with a man is bad

but, once again

that's not homosexuality (GASP!)

Homosexuality is an attraction to the same sex

an attraction

Attraction isn't just sexual

So, technically speaking here, you're against Sodomy, not homosexuals.

You're against what they do, not who they are.

Or, at least, you should be because that's what's in the bible and if you don't follow the bible, you're going to Hell.

So, unless you see that gay couple down the street going at it, you have no proof that they are committing Sodomy and therefore you have no right by God to pass that judgement.

Also, (just a quick thing) why are you so against homosexuals when in fact straight people commit sodomy too...little biased if you ask me...
Straight people do not commit sodomy! All anal sex is gay sex! All oral sex is gay sex!


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Default Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 06-07-2013, 10:41 PM

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Excuse me Sir, but I have a question,

Where in the Bible does it say anything about homosexuality?

I mean, in the original (talking Hebrew here) Bible it states that Sodomy is bad

Sodomy =/= homosexuality

It also says something about sleeping with a man is bad

but, once again

that's not homosexuality (GASP!)

Homosexuality is an attraction to the same sex

an attraction

Attraction isn't just sexual

So, technically speaking here, you're against Sodomy, not homosexuals.

You're against what they do, not who they are.

Or, at least, you should be because that's what's in the bible and if you don't follow the bible, you're going to Hell.

So, unless you see that gay couple down the street going at it, you have no proof that they are committing Sodomy and therefore you have no right by God to pass that judgement.

Also, (just a quick thing) why are you so against homosexuals when in fact straight people commit sodomy too...little biased if you ask me...
Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sucking off anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

I recently realized that the simple program put together by the founders of Alcoholics Anonymous many years ago (to pull drunks out of the gutter), is essentially what worked for me when I left the wicked depravity of homosexuality over twenty years ago.

Slight changes have been made to these steps in order to specifically address gays and include appropriate Scripture as a witnessing tool for the fag that will take the first step and admit that he has a problem.

If only a loving Christian had approached me with such a clear path out of my reprehensible sin and despair, I might have been saved years earlier, praise Jesus! ...

... With the grace of Jesus Christ, I am no longer a homo. Twenty years of my life were lost to Satan as I freely offered my body to other men that would do with me as they pleased. Like a large inflatable ball tossed from row to row at a ball game, so was my gay promiscuity in fag theaters, truck stops and public parks.

Praise Jesus that He saved me from death! May all repentant queers extend this message of Salvation®.
Praise , Bro. Harold!

To the Glory of the Almighty, your mighty personal testimony is like His Light before me (Matthew 5:16)! Yours is a powerful and anointed ministry based in the inerrant Word of God, and evidenced by your own personal redemption and deliverance from the gay!

By faith, I behold a glimpse of the hope for my own happy and free-from-homo life. Today, and every day into the vastness of eternity, I reject the trickery and lies of Satan® and will go Straight-4-Jesus®.

Powerless over the gayness and a wretched sinner, I too have experienced more random acts of anonymous sexual encounters than any one man should ever experience in one lifetime! I've tried time and time again to quit, but just never could stay quit on my own will. With everything that's been in it, I honestly don't understand why my anus retains anything at all. I am powerless!

I am ashamed, but right now and right here, I plead the Highest Power - The of - over my will (everything I think) and my life (everything I do), turning everything over to the care of the one and only , as described throughout the King James Version of 1611 Only Authorized Translation of God's Holy Word!

I came looking up for help, only to find the elevator was broken; so if I want what you're giving, I'll be happy to take the Steps!

Keep me ("us") in your prayers as I seek an obedient Christ-like woman for a wife as a Light for the World of my new homo-free life!

I feel so free, I think I should make a sacrificial offering over and above my regular tithes (2 Corinthians 9:7), and just send another check to Jesus!

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Default Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality - 06-17-2015, 03:47 AM

Once again, it is time to come together my brothers. As we struggle with our demons of gayness. Yes, there are normal Brothers among us. But there are some that fight the attraction of the cornhole and wicked sin. You know who you are. We have been together in prayer..

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For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe to him that is alone when he falleth; for he hath not another to help him up.

Again, if two lie together, then they have heat: but how can one be warm alone?

And if one prevail against him, two shall withstand him; and a threefold cord is not quickly broken."
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Though this is a struggle God granted me freedom from, I pray continually for all my brothers and sisters who fight these urges daily. As Ephesians 6:10 says, "Finally, be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power."



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I don't see much point in a twelve-step program. Homosexual sodomy is just like drugs--if someone wants to stop, then he should Just Say No!


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Another year without rectums, other than my own (and using it as God intended). It's an important milestone for me, my Brothers.

As you know, my gayness cost me everything. My home, my job, my happiness. I was a homeless felon and a registered sex offender, all because I could not control my urges to mount strangers and violently sodomize men I did not know. It's what being queer is all about.

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Oh, wow! I'll look into using this helpful information for sure... NOT! #QueerAndProud
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Hello LoudAndQueer.

You can not use the pound sign here to tag things you have to use a tag but I do not think you can add a tag so I added RUGMUNCHER to this one for you since you are a girl sodomite.

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Oh, thank you for informing me. I'll make sure to tag correctly next time.


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I don't think it's a good idea to use the word "pound" in a thread about homosexshuality.




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Another year without rectums, other than my own (and using it as God intended). It's an important milestone for me, my Brothers.

As you know, my gayness cost me everything. My home, my job, my happiness. I was a homeless felon and a registered sex offender, all because I could not control my urges to mount strangers and violently sodomize men I did not know. It's what being queer is all about.

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Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

I recently realized that the simple program put together by the founders of Alcoholics Anonymous many years ago (to pull drunks out of the gutter), is essentially what worked for me when I left the wicked depravity of homosexuality over twenty years ago.

Slight changes have been made to these steps in order to specifically address gays and include appropriate Scripture as a witnessing tool for the fag that will take the first step and admit that he has a problem.

If only a loving Christian had approached me with such a clear path out of my reprehensible sin and despair, I might have been saved years earlier, praise Jesus!

1.) Admit you are powerless over the gayness – that your life has become unmanageable.

Hebrews 11:37 “They were stoned, they were sawn asunder, were tempted, were slain with the sword: they wandered about in sheepskins and goatskins; being destitute, afflicted, tormented;”

Most queers are in denial of what a mess they have made of their lives in their choice to be gay. In the early days of the sin, some will delude themselves that they are in control because they still have money and employment. But homelessness, destitution, affliction and torment ultimately await all that persist in the sin of sodomy. There is simply no future in being a homosexual.

2.) Come to believe that a Power greater than yourself can make you a normal person again.

Job 33:12 “Behold, in this thou art not just: I will answer thee, that God is greater than man.”

Homosexuals are always atheist as well. It is difficult for the gay to grasp the concept that they were created by a greater power and that He did not intend for us to spend our days coupled to strange men in public restrooms. There is more to life than the pleasure of prostate stimulation and there IS a higher power in God. Praise Him!

3.) Make a decision to turn your will and life over to the care of God.

2 Chronicles 7:14 “If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.”

This is where the rubber starts to meet the road. The first two steps, however important, are conscious thought processes in realizing that you are an abomination and that there is a God. Now you must let God start calling the shots in your life and let Him lead you rather than your genitals and wicked lust.

4.) Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of all your filthy sins.

Psalm 139:1 “O lord, thou hast searched me, and known me.”
2 “Thou knowest my downsitting and mine uprising, thou understandest my thought afar off.”
3 “Thou compassest my path and my lying down, and art acquainted with all my ways.”

Be honest, as we see in Scripture that God already knows the extent of your filthy character. Inventory all the sins that are associated with your being queer. Hating God, soliciting straight friends, exposing your self in public, theft to support the narcotic addictions that go with being a homo, etc. Don’t make any excuses for your debauchery.

5.) Admit to God, yourself and to other human beings the exact nature of your wrongs.

Job 17:1 “My breath is corrupt, my days are extinct, the graves are ready for me.”

This is what God is expecting. No half-hearted apologies for “liking men”, but a blunt admission that you are a foul and corrupt abomination deserving of death. You must also admit to family and friends that you have been a despicable sodomite, fortunate and thankful to still be among the living.

6.) Be entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.

Acts 8:22 “Repent therefore of this thy wickedness, and pray God, if perhaps the thought of thine heart may be forgiven thee.”

By this step, you realize just what scum you are, and are preparing to remove the faggotry from your life for good. You are going to ask God to forever eliminate the wicked desire to savage rectums and exchange bodily fluids with other sinful men. It all ends now, praise God!

7.) Humbly ask Him to remove the queerness.

Luke 11:2 “And he said unto them, When ye pray, say, Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, as in heaven, so in earth.”
3 “Give us day by day our daily bread.”
4 “And forgive us our sins; for we also forgive every one that is indebted to us. And lead us not into temptation; but deliver us from evil.”

Praise Jesus Christ! If you have been honest with yourself and God, the gay is gone! May God now begin the healing process of the body you have so abused and violated. And may the warmth of Jesus be in your soul as you return to society as a normal person.

8.) Make a list of all persons you have harmed, and become willing to make amends to them all.

Jeremiah 7:5 “For if ye throughly amend your ways and your doings; if ye throughly execute judgment between a man and his neighbour;”

God has forgiven you for being a sissyfag, but it wasn’t just Jesus that you spat upon when you were a practicing homosexual. Now you must make a list of all that you offended as a gay and be willing to make amends for your behavior. Gays repulse all normal people and are especially offensive to the True Christians™ they persecute in hatred. Expect writer’s cramp.

9.) Make direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

Numbers 5:7 “Then they shall confess their sin which they have done: and he shall recompense his trespass with the principal thereof, and add unto it the fifth part thereof, and give it unto him against whom he hath trespassed.”

As a recently cured ex-gay, you are likely homeless and currently have no means to properly compensate those you have trespassed against. At the very least, seek gainful employment and make pledges to those you owe. Begin with your parents, whose hearts you surely broke the day you told them you were a queer.

10.) Continue to take personal inventory and when you are wrong, promptly admit it.

Job 6:24 “Teach me, and I will hold my tongue: and cause me to understand wherein I have erred.”

You no longer spend your waking moments lusting after the groins and backsides of other men. Life is now worth living and every day brings more hope and promise. But you are young in your walk with Christ and your euphoria of leaving filthy gay sex behind can be dangerous without constant prayer. You were wrong when you first fumbled with a man’s trousers and can still err in many ways.

11.) Seek through prayer and meditation to improve your conscious contact with God, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.

Psalm 63:1 “O God, thou art my God; early will I seek thee: my soul thirsteth for thee, my flesh longeth for thee in a dry and thirsty land, where no water is;”
2 “To see thy power and thy glory, so as I have seen thee in the sanctuary.”

Remember Step 1 and praise our Lord every day. Without His help, you would be colostomized and in a care home slowly dying of the AIDS, at public expense. It’s only fair that you spend considerable time giving thanks to the one that could have smitten you outright if He didn’t love you so much.

12.) Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, carry this message to other sodomites.

Hebrews 1:14 “Are they not all ministering spirits, sent forth to minister for them who shall be heirs of salvation?”

With the grace of Jesus Christ, I am no longer a homo. Twenty years of my life were lost to Satan as I freely offered my body to other men that would do with me as they pleased. Like a large inflatable ball tossed from row to row at a ball game, so was my gay promiscuity in fag theaters, truck stops and public parks.

Praise Jesus that He saved me from death! May all repentant queers extend this message of Salvation®.

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