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Filthy wicked "Dog Toys" promote anal masturbation and S&M -
06-01-2013, 02:33 AM
I stopped by the pet store the other day to pick up a few feeder rabbits for the hounds. On my way to the front of the store, I had the misfortune of wandering down the "dog toy" aisle, AKA satan's toybox! The abominations that confronted me there left me sick in the stomach and weak in the knees, bowels and loins:
A graduated butt-plug if I've ever seen one!...which I haven't.
The double headed prostate punisher.
Tennis ball slave-gag...sure to entice unwary youths into playing the forbidden game of "cabin-boy and master".
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Re: Filthy wicked "Dog Toys" promote anal masturbation and S&M -
06-01-2013, 08:18 AM
Sickening.
It is interesting that dogs are an animal of very low status in God's Word...
Exodus 22:31: "31And ye shall be holy men unto me: neither shall ye eat any flesh that is torn of beasts in the field; ye shall cast it to the dogs."
Philippians 3:2: "Beware of dogs, beware of evil workers, beware of the concision."
I suppose it is no wonder then that far too often those who take care of animals lower the standards for themselves and fall into the trap of debauchery and bestiality.
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Re: Filthy wicked "Dog Toys" promote anal masturbation and S&M -
06-01-2013, 08:47 AM
Amen, Pastor. If my hounds weren't so adept at tracking down witches, rogue nigras and sodomites, I'd not tolerate their existance for for a fraction of a second. I have a zero tolerance policy for genital lapping and autoanalingual violation. They are all well conditioned to cower at the very sight of a sneering red anus, canine or otherwise...yet, I know that they will always be queer, and will ultimately be drop-kicked one by one into hellfire by Christ Himself.
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Re: Filthy wicked "Dog Toys" promote anal masturbation and S&M -
06-01-2013, 09:46 AM
Sickening and disgusting. Toys like this are promoting S&M beastiality. The only toys my rottweilers are allowed to play with is chinchillas and bunny rabbits.
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Re: Filthy wicked "Dog Toys" promote anal masturbation and S&M -
06-01-2013, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Ex-Viking
Sickening and disgusting. Toys like this are promoting S&M beastiality. The only toys my rottweilers are allowed to play with is chinchillas and bunny rabbits.
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Just as God intended it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Filthy wicked "Dog Toys" promote anal masturbation and S&M -
06-02-2013, 06:51 AM
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Thank you for pointing this out, Brother WH. Thank you for showing us that evil is truly everywhere and that we must be ever vigilant.
Imagine if I had sat on that thing right after getting out of the shower over and over again!
I can't stop thinking about it. The horror!
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Filthy wicked "Dog Toys" promote anal masturbation and S&M -
06-02-2013, 07:25 PM
I came across a site that has a article on this.
http://persephonemagazine.com/2011/1...oy-or-sex-toy/
The world is full of evil and it has no limits!.
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Re: Filthy wicked "Dog Toys" promote anal masturbation and S&M -
06-03-2013, 07:49 AM
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The world is full of evil and it has no limits!.
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FYI, evil comes to a screeching halt when it arrives at the city limits of Freehold, but I know what you mean. Anything longer than it is wide is suspect as far as I'm concerned...
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