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Default Re: Marijuana Kills! - 07-17-2014, 09:36 PM

Hello I don't want to come across as rude but surely if God created the plants in the first place since God created all then surely he intended us to smoke it. Intends us to use the functions. God gave us the will and the tools to do as we please. Depending if you believe in a transcendent or immanent God. Personally I have smoked the drug before. Not for a long time, I have lessons to focus on and I am perfectly healthy still!
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Default Re: Marijuana Kills! - 07-18-2014, 02:25 AM

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Hello I don't want to come across as rude but surely if God created the plants in the first place since God created all then surely he intended us to smoke it.
God created poison ivy. Do you smoke that?


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Default Re: Marijuana Kills! - 07-19-2014, 08:29 AM

Of course I wouldn't im not stupid. But if we could smoke it and it made us happy, chilled or was of medical value we would.
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Default Re: Marijuana Kills! - 07-19-2014, 10:09 AM

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Of course I wouldn't im not stupid. But if we could smoke it and it made us happy, chilled or was of medical value we would.
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Default Re: Marijuana Kills! - 08-05-2014, 03:32 PM

Do you people honestly believe weed turns you gay and dramatically alters your looks? Can I see some proof that isn't a photo-shopped meme, youtube video or bible quotes.
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Do you people honestly believe weed turns you gay and dramatically alters your looks? Can I see some proof that isn't a photo-shopped meme, youtube video or bible quotes.
If you aren't going to accept photos, videos, and the inerrant, irrefutable, and historically sound FACTS of the Bible, you aren't looking for proof.

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Default Re: Marijuana Kills! - 08-05-2014, 04:11 PM

The fact that it can kill you isn't good enough? Bruce Lee famously died of a marijuana overdose, as have others. You can get AIDS and Hepatitis from using dirty needles to shoot pot. Bong water may be contaminated with brain-eating amoebas. It's not on us to do the research for you.


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Do you people honestly believe weed turns you gay and dramatically alters your looks? Can I see some proof that isn't a photo-shopped meme, youtube video or bible quotes.
Can you show us proof that the marihuana is safe? And I don't mean reports from atheistic, God-mocking scientists either.


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Default Re: Marijuana Kills! - 08-06-2014, 01:27 PM

Secular science has already proven that marijuana kills brain cells. What do you think happens when all your brain cells are gone? It's hard to do much without a brain.


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Default Re: Marijuana Kills! - 08-12-2014, 12:57 AM

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Dude I'm piffleing stoned as balls right now, have been for years I'm not dead yet MOTHER piffleER. And I'm queer as a 3 dollar bill too. I love shooting the pot and getting sodomized.
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Look here, fellow.

Our Pastor is manly and well practiced in riding horses. You have no business calling him a dude.

Also, no one who is alive is dead. You are not dead yet, but you probably will be soon and then you will be unable to make smart remarks on Christian web sites.

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...You are not dead yet, but you probably will be soon and then you will be unable to make smart remarks...
You imply something is going to change there. I iz confused.


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Default Re: Marijuana Kills! - 12-04-2014, 04:00 AM

Sir, I'm confused. If that lady died because of marijuana use, then how have there not been any recorded deaths of using this drug?
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Sir, I'm confused.
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If that lady died because of marijuana use, then how have there not been any recorded deaths of using this drug?
There are millions of recorded deaths from the marijuana, but big jewery spends billins to cover it up. Wake up and smell the Jesus, boy!


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Default 37 people died from marijuana overdose in Colorado within 24 hours of its legalization - 12-04-2014, 04:38 AM

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Sir, I'm confused. If that lady died because of marijuana use, then how have there not been any recorded deaths of using this drug?
You should do a little research before you go shooting your mouth off and make a fool of yourself...but too late.
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Default Re: Marijuana Kills! - 12-23-2014, 05:07 AM

The marijuana not only kills, it can and does cause a normal man to have oral sex with a horse.

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In Wausau, Wisconsin, a 30-year-old has been charged with possession of marijuana and blowing a horse.

Court documents obtained by thenorthwestern.com claim that Jared Kreft was found inside a barn with a marijuana pipe and a jar of petroleum jelly. He was also wearing a face mask and blue wind pants with holes cut around the crotch and ass areas.

Kreft admitted to police that, before he was found inside the barn with said animal, which he blew and jacked off, he was viewing horse porn.

Police searched Kreft’s apartment and found marijuana, though they did not find any horse porn.

Kreft was locked up in Marathon County Jail on a $2,000 cash bond. He faces a judge on Tuesday, which should also make for an interesting item. We’ll keep you posted.

In other horse sex news, back in October a 19-year-old Floridian jacked off on a horse plush toy at Walmart and put the stuffed animal back on the shelf in classic, “nah, changed my mind” fashion.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Marijuana Kills! - 12-23-2014, 02:36 PM

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The marijuana not only kills, it can and does cause a normal man to have oral sex with a horse.
Christ-hating lie-berals will argue that one example doesn't show causation, but is it worth the risk? The emjay: Not even once!


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Default Re: Marijuana Kills! - 12-25-2014, 02:39 AM

Stoners need to be beat ro motivate them to be constructive instead of literallysmoking theirlives away.


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Default Re: Marijuana Kills! - 12-25-2014, 08:01 AM

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Don't try to trick us into performing your perverted fantasies on you. We're a little too smart to fall for that.
I was referring to potheads who try to solve all of their problems by smoking or ingesting marijuana. They complain about everything, but they do little more than get high. I have never done illegal drugs and I will never do marijuana because I do not want to end up as a junkie who complains about everything, but does nothing but drugs and crime like robbery and prostitution to pay for the drugs, which, more likely than not, are going to be placebos by rip off artists. Junkies eat rotten leftovers from garbage cans and literally live in their own excremen in order to pay for their next fixes.


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