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09-14-2006, 01:47 AM
Last I checked I wasn't the wiccan, cat-skinning devil worshiper.
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09-14-2006, 01:48 AM
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Moonflower, I am only trying to help the poor wreched pervert.
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Amen. A lot of these homers think that hell will be all fun and games. NOT SO! If beautiful, flowery descriptions of Paradise don't lead the unsaved scum of the earth to the Gate of Heaven...then perhaps the grim details of eternal, colon-shredding sodomy and raging hellfire will drive them to it!
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09-14-2006, 01:54 AM
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Last I checked I wasn't the wiccan, cat-skinning devil worshiper.
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You REALLY want me to get started with you??? Nah, you're not worth my precious time. I'll continue on my sinful ways...it's funner that way.
Moon
You pray...I dance naked in the forest
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Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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09-14-2006, 05:24 AM
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Last I checked I wasn't the wiccan, cat-skinning devil worshiper.
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But are you right with Christ Saria? I would like to be your friend but these days were terrorist wandering the net looking to blow things up as fast a 14 year old looking for porno on the net to spank his monkey to one can not be too careful.
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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09-14-2006, 12:29 PM
Tell me child, do you take your screen name from that Homer story, the legend of Zelda?
Be warned my friend, this is an evil book written by heathans in Californication.
Now, the Bible(KJV1611) is the true book of choice for us folks at God's favourite Website. May I suggest you read and memorise cover to cover and get to learn something decent and proper in your life.
Then come back to us, do some serious Tithing and then we shall know your true intentions.
Praise Jesus
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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09-14-2006, 12:49 PM
I noticed you asked us "please don't flame me" and I thought it ironic that you would associate us, not the Devil with being flamed. Unless you are a member of our Godly present Bush's Methodless church, I doubt our Lord Jesus Christ will have a place in Heaven for you. And please, don't blame the True Christians™ at LBC; we are the folks who are doing our best to save false Christians like yourself. HELPFUL MOTHER GLENDORA
Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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09-14-2006, 02:01 PM
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Last I checked I wasn't the wiccan, cat-skinning devil worshiper.
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Maybe not, but you are in league with this little sodomite sand coon, aren't you....
Why is it that you kids take us for fools? With Jesus on our side, we are invincible.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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09-14-2006, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Sand Coon
I wanted to know why all of you believe that other religions are evil, including other Christian denomonations. I have Baptist friends and they don't call me a sinner or say I'm going to Hell because I attend a Methodist church. Even if I have already accepted the Lord into my heart, why would I go to Hell because I'm of a different denomonation? Could anyone fill me in?
(Please, don't flame me, I'm just looking for an answer. Thank you.)
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I'm going to ask you 2 questions. When you answer them, you will have answered your own question. To do this, we're going to assume that there are various levels of "strictness" in modern christianity. We'll say... oh.... episcopalians are the least strict, and fundamnetal baptists are the most strict.
Question 1. If you are a Baptist, do you believe that episcopalians are going to heaven when they die?
Question 2. Then why aren't you an episcopalian?
See how easy that was? Why would anyone choose to be the most hardcore, full on method of anything, when just being a "jesus is love" hippy would get the job done? (the ultimate goal being heaven).
Why would we spend hours each day studying the bible (kjv1611) and working to bring back biblical law (kjv1611) when all we have to do (as an episcopalian) is say "jesus is cool" then we go to heaven.
Why, because everything else is wrong.
Now, an episcopalian may believe that baptists and all the others inbetween go to heaven too, but then why would they do anything hard, like REALLY be a christian, when their easy method works just as well.
Friend, the reason we are True Christians ™ and Landover Baptists is because all the other religions are WRONG. Plain and simple. That's why we aren't one of them.
Hope this answers your questions.
YIC
Brother V
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09-18-2006, 08:44 PM
CoonFlower,
As a woman, who are you to question a man's belief? Shame on you for asking -- your place is to be taught by the MEN what to believe. Who you are is of no consequence to us -- if you reject our (ie God's) beliefs, it doesn't matter who you are! You will burn in Hell with the rest of the ungodly heathens on Satan's own personal Spit as he smothers you in his own "special sauce". You're already on God's bad side for being a woman -- don't make it worse by refusing to stay in your place by questioning a man's beliefs.
Last edited by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.; 09-18-2006 at 08:45 PM.
Reason: Clarify my / God's target.
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03-03-2007, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Sand Coon
I wanted to know why all of you believe that other religions are evil, including other Christian denomonations. I have Baptist friends and they don't call me a sinner or say I'm going to Hell because I attend a Methodist church. Even if I have already accepted the Lord into my heart, why would I go to Hell because I'm of a different denomonation? Could anyone fill me in?
(Please, don't flame me, I'm just looking for an answer. Thank you.)
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no one have to judge any one but you have to know the truth and fallow it
u know when we feel wrong .... we seek for a reason
and i am sure about one thing
that God when tell people to fallow 1 relegion and then he sayed fallow adiffrent one that mean the first is ended coze of a bad people who disopay him then he send massenger to show pople truth
to know the right
we have to read evrything about all religions!!!
are u with me
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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03-04-2007, 03:30 AM
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are u with me
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I don't know. What did you just say?
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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03-04-2007, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
I don't know. What did you just say?
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It's hard to be sure, but I fear he was telling us he's a Mormon.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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