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Sporting a camel? -
06-04-2007, 07:36 PM
God thinks camels are nasty ladies as he should.
You will burn in hell if you dare to sport one.
Leviticus 11:4
4 " 'There are some that only chew the cud or only have a split hoof, but you must not eat them. The camel, though it chews the cud, does not have a split hoof; it is ceremonially unclean for you. <----- Yup, that's really unclean bro!
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Re: Sporting a cameltoe? -
06-04-2007, 11:54 PM
Listen up towelhead; Jesus is not interested in the public display of your perversions.
Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 22:19
And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. -- Leviticus 20:15
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Re: Sporting a cameltoe? -
06-05-2007, 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 22:19
And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. -- Leviticus 20:15
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Wow. I didn't know he was into the animal thing. Maybe moofy is kind of a play on words for what a bound and gagged dog says. What a sicko.
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Re: Sporting a cameltoe? -
06-05-2007, 01:04 AM
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Wow. I didn't know he was into the animal thing. Maybe moofy is kind of a play on words for what a bound and gagged dog says. What a sicko.
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ohhh, that was lame hillbilly
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Re: Sporting a cameltoe? -
06-05-2007, 08:18 AM
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ohhh, that was lame hillbilly
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Mr.Moofer, i not think Mr.Deaner from them appalay-chian mountins an that he have a dud leg but even if he is from there, it be nothin to be ashameds of, it just mean he lurve his family lots an lots
he provideds us wiv good insite into your nawty use of scriptures an you gotta takes your rebukin wiv good graces an a humble hart
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Re: Sporting a camel? -
06-07-2007, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by moofy
God thinks camels are nasty ladies as he should.
You will burn in hell if you dare to sport one.
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I don't know about burning in hell, but they do look as though they would be quite uncomfortable.
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Re: Sporting a cameltoe? -
06-07-2007, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Listen up towelhead; Jesus is not interested in the public display of your perversions.
Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 22:19
And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. -- Leviticus 20:15
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These Homers should definitely be put to death by the Hand of God....
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Sporting a cameltoe? -
06-07-2007, 08:02 PM
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If bad taste wer a capital offense, the first two would definitely be on death row.
I can't tell if the guy in the third pic (the one with an actual dromedary) is actually trying to mate with the poor beast or is trying to get onto its back to ride it. Either way, he's not going to have any success.
But what crime has the poor squirrel committed? He can't help the way he's hung.
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Re: Sporting a camel? -
06-07-2007, 11:49 PM
Frankly I am more concerned with the way these sand nigras carry on and cavort in very public ways with their "girlfriends". I mean our Godly American boys are over there fighting to impose democracy on them, and this is the thanks we get?
Moofy's mom and dad
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Sporting a camel? -
06-18-2007, 05:29 PM
Thats about as Christlike as Kate Moss's CD she takes lines off of.
Premarital sex is only a roadblock to holiness. You don't need to touch another person's body–or your own–to have a rockin' good time!
Abstinence: it's not easy but neither are you!
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Re: Sporting a camel? -
06-18-2007, 05:53 PM
Would you believe there is even a song about this. Deplorable!
Please do not click on the link unless your faith in the LORD is very strong.
http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/211-camel-toe.htm
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Re: Sporting a camel? -
06-18-2007, 05:56 PM
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Gross in places, and yet hilarious!
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Re: Sporting a camel? -
06-18-2007, 07:26 PM
I was told this Picture has something to do with a Camel but I just can't see it.
........ or was it a Horse?
Darn it, I can't remember now.
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Re: Sporting a camel? -
06-18-2007, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
I was told this Picture has something to do with a Camel but I just can't see it.
Attachment 2008
........ or was it a Horse?
Darn it, I can't remember now.
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More like mutant mule.
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