[Brother Love]

Is ya SINNERS ready to BURN in HELL?? Well ya'll bess get ready cuz that IS what's goin to happen to ya'll, lock, stock, and barrels!!

Now there be NO DOUBT in my mind that we IS livin' in the LAST DAYS! Armaggedon be jist 'round the corner! JESUS' SECOND COMING will soon be happenin' whether ya'll believes it or not!! All the signs of HIS COMIN' be ALREADY fulfilled and we is like in a holdin' pattern rit now jist waitin' for the COMING OF THE LORD. Now I knows all ya SINNERS don't believes none of this and I knows all ya HEATHENS be thinkin I is jist some crazy old drunken EVANGELIST out of his mind BUT all ya SINNERS IS WRONG and you is SOON goin to find out jist how WRONG ya is! When ya sees the LORD JESUS comin in the sky with his ARMY OF ANGELS all ya SINNERS is goin to be runnin' fir ya lives. Ya is all goin to be SCREAMIN and HOLLERIN cuz ya is goin to knows BEYOND DOUBT that the LORD isa comin' to SLAY YOU sorry rear ends!

Now ya SINNERS be thinkin that you is goin to SNEEK you way into HEAVEN like some SLIPPERY and SLY SERPENT. But ya ain't goin to be able to do that cuz the LORD sees EVER THING like he gots a thousand eyes in his head. Some ya'll be thinkin that if you jist be kind and nice that the Lord is goin to take ya with Him into Heaven but, again, ya is WRONG. Bein' nice AIN'T goin to gets ya into Heaven!! In fact, the ONLY thing that is goin' to get you HEATHEN ASSES into HEAVEN is JESUS CHRIST and HIS GRACE!!

John 14:6 says, "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

NOTICE it says that JESUS is the ONLY WAY? Ya ain't goin to gets into HEAVEN by ANY OTHER WAY!! It says NO man cometh unto THE FATHER but by ME!! Ya'll can be as nice and kind as ya wants and it ain't doin ya one bit of good as far as the LORD is concerned. Ya'll can do all the nice things for all the nice causes in this world ya wants and it AIN'T doin NONE of ya ANY GOOD cuz ya DON'T gets to HEAVEN by ya GOOD WORKS! The ONLY WAY to gets there is to REPENT of all ya SINS and ACCPET JESUS CHRIST as ya's SAVIOR AND LORD!!

Now this world is FILLED with ABOMINATION and SIN and there ain't no doubts 'bout that. This world is EVIL and VILE! This world is nothin' more than a SNAKE PIT OF SIN AND DEBAUCHERY! Rit now the Devil is the lord of this world but that is SOON goin to CHANGE! Ya'll knows the lord of this world, the DEVIL, don't ya's? Well ya'll SHOULD cuz he is you FATHER which ya'll follows in ever thing ya'll does ever day! Ya gots to GET AWAY from that OLD DEVIL! Ya gots to FORSAKE that OLD DICKIE!!

Listen here! We IS alivin' in the LAST DAYS! These ARE the END TIMES! The DEVIL already knows his time is SHORT and that be why there is so much SIN in the world today. This world and YOU LIFE is a SPIRITUAL BATTLEFIELD! Don't ya'll see that? Why ya thinks ya lives is so MISERABLE and UNHAPPY? That OLD DICKIE isa fightin agin ya ever day BUT ya'll ain't fightin' him back! But ya'll gots to fight back agin that OLD DEVIL or ya is goin to spend ETERNITY IN HELL with that OLD DICKIE!!

All the HOMERSEXUALISM and LESSbianism in this world today IS the result of the DEVIL tellin' ya to do his EVIL works for him and ya'll IS doin it! All the hate and greed in this world comes straight from SATAN'S own buttocks!! It be like that OLD DICKIE is blowin a BIG fart in the wind and all ya SINNERS is jist a lickin it all up like HEATHEN DOGS eatin' their own VOMIT! All the crime in this world is comin' straight from the DEVIL HIMSELF along with all the WITCHERY in this world and NEW AGEY trash! It's ALL from HELL and it is goin to get YOU an ETERNITY in THAT HELL!! Mark my words SINNERS!!

Now ya New Agey folks thinks ya is goin to pass into bliss when ya SINNER BEHINDS DIE. Ya'll goin to get BLISS alright! The bliss (ifin ya can call it that) of ETERNAL FIRE! Ya'll consults ya crystals and WITCH CARDS thinkin those things be "ORALS" but they is EVIL abominations of the PIT and in doin what ya'll does ya is actin jist like the SINFUL PHILISTINES and EVIL BABYLONIANS of old!! FORSAKE YOU NEW AGEY SIN! FORSAKE YOU WITCHERY! FORSAKE YOU LESSbianism! AND all ya HOMERSEXUALS out there had bess FORSAKE YOU SODOMY! Listen her all ya SODOMITES! The human ANUS was made for put WASTE out and NOT for takin it in!! Get a GRIPS! What ya'll does is UNNATURAL and SINFUL ABOMINATION IN THE EYES OF THE LORD AND EVER BLESSED ANGEL IN HEAVEN!!

Now, some ya'll, speakin of angels, is prayin to the angels. Some ya'll be thinkin that an angel is a nice little baby faced FREAK with little wings on it's back. But ya'll is WRONG! God sent the angels to DESTROY SODOM AND GOMORRAH! Don't ya'll knows that? Read the OLD TESTAMENT and ya'll will discover that most angels are KILLERS and DESTROYERS of human being who are SINNERS! They come not jist bearing the Lord's message BUT also bearing HIS WRATH!! They is NOT little baby faced things with little wings on their backs! They is POWERFUL BEINGS always ready to do what the LORD commands and EVEN complete and TOTAL DESTRUCTION if that be what the LORD commands them to do! And as fir prayin to and worshippin the angels the BIBLE KJV1611 clearly teaches that, THAT is an OUTRIGHT ABOMINATION IN THE EYES OF THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY!! NO holy angel of the LORD is goin to lets ya bow before HIM (there AIN'T no FEMALE angels either! ALL angels is MALES!!) and pray to him or worship him. Ifin HE be a HOLY angel then HE is goin to STOP ya from doin that BUT ifin HE be a FALLEN ANGEL then HE is jist goin to stand there and lets ya pray to and worship HIM all ya'll wants!

Now I knows I has said lots of stuff here tonight BUT I is ON FIRE with the HOLY SPIRIT tonight! I is DRUNK in the HOLY SPIRIT! The LORD isa MOVIN' me tonight! Praise the Lord! Glory HALALULU!!

The LORD"S SPIRIT is FILLIN ME UP tonight and I knows all ya SINNERS in this world has GOTS to STOP all ya's SIN and ABOMINATIONS!! JESUSa isa COMIN'A! I wants YA to BE READY! I wants ya'll to SURRENDER you HEATHEN SOULS to the LORD JESUS TONIGHT!! GET SAVED TONIGHT!! Accept JESUSa as you SAVIOR and REPENT OF ALL YOU EVIL AND VILE SINS (and God knows ya's gots VOLUMES of books in Heaven FILLED with all sorts of SINS ya've committed). It ain't NO SECRET! God knows ALL ya SINS from the very day that ya little baby HEAVEN naked butt was born into this world. YOU were BORN IN SIN! That be why ya'll need to come to JESUS and, that be rit....COME ON IN!!

Now all this SPIRIT FILLIN and DRUNKENESS in the LORD be getting this OLD EVANGELIST tired. So, I is goin to end tonights message fir now. But, I is goin to end it by invitin' ya SINFUL HEATHENS to COME TO THE LORD! Is ya'll tired of you lifes? Do it seems like ever corner ya turn ya is met by more DEFEAT, more DESPAIR, more LOSS? Is ya tired of bein jist a CHEAP PIECE OF PIE for the pleasure of some SEXUAL PERVERT? Ain't ya tired of bein some body's FAIRY BOY? You life is a BATTLEFIELD and YOU must turn to the LORD and begin to FIGHT against that OLD DICKIE the Devil. Ya gots to come to JESUSa cuz there AIN'T NO OTHER WAY!

The END OF THE WORLD might be tomorrow! Ya mights wake up in the morning and see JESUS and his ARMY of ANGELS comin in the sky and KILLIN SINNERS like YOU! Ifin ya see that then it be ALREADY TOO LATE FOR YA!! NOW is THE TIME for ya to REPENT and CONFESS TO THE LORDa!!

Now, after ya gives ya life over to JESUSa join the LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH cuz it is GOD'S only TRUE CHRISTIAN church on the face of this DEMON PLANET! It IS the ONLY LIGHT in this world of SIN, HOMERISM, AND DARKNESS! Glory!! And after ya accepts JESUSa as you SAVIOR hit the DONATION button on these pages of this forum and DONATE YOU BANK ACCOUNTS TO THE GLORY OF THE LORD!! Ya is goin to have JESUSa and so what else could ya even want or need? NOTHIN cuz ya is goin to have JESUSa! If ya turn to CHIRST JESUS...SWEET JESUS...but ya don't wants to contribute to the Lord's ONLY TRUE Church then think bouts this:

The FAITHFUL and TRUE CHRISTIANS donate!
SINNERS DON'T!!

Amen? GLORY HALALULU and PRAISE THE LORD. And ya'll remembers out there in the Internetland....

JESUS IS LORD!

Praise God!!

[TwinkBoy]

Hiram Love....evangelist MAXIMUS for the LARD....can you preach ANYTHING but hell-fire-and brimstone??? How about one of your little sweet sermonizings on God's Love for ALL PEOPLE? How about a little sermonizing on God's MERCY and FORGIVENESS?? Don't you think you can gather more TRUE CHRISTIAN FLIES with HONEY rather than VENOM AND VINEGAR???

PREACH IT!!

(snicker...snicker)

[Deaner]

Originally Posted by TwinkBoy

How about one of your little sweet sermonizings on God's Love for ALL PEOPLE?

God hates queers;

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

What Bible are you reading sodomite?

Dean

[tommy]

The jews who wrote the bible hated all kinds of people, including homosexuals.

[Jesus is Lord]

Originally Posted by tommy

The jews who wrote the bible hated all kinds of people, including homosexuals.

JOOS DID NOT WRITE THE BIBLE!!! They didn't write the King James Version from 1611, the ONE True Word of God, written by HIM.

It is impossible for Joos to write any Bible, even a false one. They believe in only the Old Testament, which they call the Torah, while the Bible is made up of both the Old and New Testaments.

[tommy]

Originally Posted by Jesus is Lord

JOOS DID NOT WRITE THE BIBLE!!! They didn't write the King James Version from 1611, the ONE True Word of God, written by HIM.

It is impossible for Joos to write any Bible, even a false one. They believe in only the Old Testament, which they call the Torah, while the Bible is made up of both the Old and New Testaments.

They wrote haTorah, which is suprisingly very similar to the old testament. I guess God found their words good and just.

[Jesus is Lord]

Originally Posted by tommy

They wrote haTorah, which is suprisingly very similar to the old testament. I guess God found their words good and just.

GOD may have written the haTorah for the joos, but this was while they were HIS elect. One of our very knowledgable and GODLY pastors should be able to answer that better.

But because they killed His Only Begotten Son, Jesus, the joos went from GOD's favorites to among HIS most hated.

It makes sense for the LORD to reuse what HE told the joos as HE doesn't change. The thing is HE added to what the joos were told (the New Testament) and they ignored HIM instead of doing as they should have.

[TwinkBoy]

Deaner, love....I don't read ANY bible as I think it is a authentic work, not to mention a lie for the most part, conjured up by old men throughout the ages who were nobody's trying to be SOMEbody's. The god I believe in does NOT share the spewing hatred, murderous inclinations, or PSYCHOSIS that YOUR god holds soooo dear, apparently. Now...lovely...since you seem so "knowledgeable" about YOUR bible book of FABLES and MYTHS maybe you can explain something to me that I've always wondered about. That is, WHY would your god have NEED to...toooooo...well....you know......DO IT???....no perhaps "impregnate" is a better word....a HUMAN WOMAN so she could bear a MAN child? I mean afterall love...god is GOD is he not? So why did he feel the "need" for SEX with a human??? Why didn't he just tap his heals like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz and....BLAME!....HOLY BAT CRAP, BATMAN!!.....Jesus his son appears? Why did he have to have CARNAL SEXUAL RELATIONS with that Broad named Mary? Imagine....the divine having carnal sex with the temporal....is that not what the "pagan" ROMAN and GREEK gods did also? Yet, YOUR god follows in THEIR footsteps??? Deaner, love, something IS AMISS about this whole birth-thing surrounding YOUR JESUS.

[Brother Love]

God's name be LORD twinkie boy NOT "Lard." Ya can'ts even speak the English language can ya's. Fir you information I wouldn't even consider preachin anything BUT hell, fire, and brimstone sermons cuz that be what MOST people NEEDS to HEAR!! Most people is UNSAVED TRASH jist like YOU twinkie and they need to hear the WORD of the LORD!!

Now I ain't preachin no sermons 'bout God's "love" for "all people" cuz God AIN'T GOT NO LOVE for SINNERS like your kind! FACT is twinkle toes...GOD HATES HOMERSEXUALS!! Now I know ya'll tries to mess with the Bible words and change 'em to fit what you wants them to so ya'll can carryon your SODOMITE abomination lifestyles...(I be laughin rit now he, he). But you is WRONG twinkie boy!! God ain't gots NO USE for you HOMERS other than usin ya'll for firewood in the FURNACES OF HELL!! Why don't ya'll gets a CLUE and close up you REAR ENDS and STOP all you SODOMY SINS? A man's rear end is for removin WASTE and it is NOT for receivin anythin other than an ENEMA. Why don't all ya HOMERS gets it? Why ya'll insists on SODOMIZIN each other all the time? Why don't ya'll TURN TO JESUS and REPENT of your HORRIBLE SEXUAL SINS? What ya people does in the dark and in the public toilets is DISGUSTIN and UNNATURAL!! Ya'll commits ABOMINATION rit in front of the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY! Don't it bother any of ya HOMERS that ya IS goin to BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY? Aren't ya'll SCARED AS HELL? Is ya'll CRAZY in you heads? Twinkie the ONLY thin you is goin to gets from me is MORE HELL, FIRE, BRIMSTONE preachin!!

PRAISE GOD!!

[SalvationSeeker]

AMEN!

Preach it, brother Love!

[Arethusa]

But...I thought we were all sinners who had fallen short of the glory of God...or no?

[Jesus is Lord]

Originally Posted by Arethusa

But...I thought we were all sinners who had fallen short of the glory of God...or no?

We are, that is why Jesus died on the Cross. HE died so that we (True Christians™ that is) may have eternal life. All that HE asks in return is to live according to HIS will as laid out in the KJV 1611, which includes you finding a TC™ man to tell you these things.

[quote=1 Corinthians 14:34]34Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.[/quote

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Arethusa

But...I thought we were all sinners who had fallen short of the glory of God...or no?

Yes, all have sinned. Note the past tense.
Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

but now, we are sin-free, praise Jesus!

Psalm 119:1 ALEPH. Blessed are the undefiled in the way, who walk in the law of the LORD.
2 Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart.
3 They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways.

1 John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

1 John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
7 Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

You see, now God's seed is in us, we cannot sin, for God works through us. So to accuse us of sinning is to accuse God of sinning, and thus to commit the sin of blasphemy. It all makes perfect sense.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

AMEN!!!

Preach it Brother T!

[tommy]

Preach the word of God, for it is just and sacred!

[Brother Love]

Amen Brother Temperance!! Praise the Lord!!

You is EXACTLY rit and most people don't understand what the Holy Bible KJV1611 really says concernin sin and Christians. Romans 3:23 puts it in the past tense. We all have sinn-ED. John 3:9 makes it even more clear by sayin, "....born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God." God's SEED is IN us and since God CANNOT SIN neither can we TRUE CHRISTIANS. Praise God! We TRUE CHRISTIANS are BORN of God and therefore can't sin but I don't expect any of the SINNERS readin this here will understand any of what we has said here. Instead, they'll be TWISTIN God's WORD all around and usin it to ATTACK TRUE CHRISTIANITY. But, that be ok cuz we is READY to FIGHT the DEVIL and his HUMAN WHORES!!

GLORRRYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TwinkBoy]

Whatever happened to Faye Raye? Dressed in that silk satin dress I wanted to be dressed just the sAmmmE.........oh SORRY PEOPLE....I was working on something else abit BUT now let US get DOWN to BUSINESS...shall we????

Let me see if I've got all this right...OR is it "RIT" as our dear Brother Love says?

Now what Brother T (goddd I love men with shaved heads...be still my heart) and the ever SERMONIZING and HOLY ROLLING Bro. Love are saying is that NO Christian can sin. Am I right? SOooo that means that a Christian can go our and KILL or RAPE someone and still...(snicker, snicker) they are NOT committing a SIN in the eyes of THEIR illustrious "god." They can do WHATEVER they want and STILL go to Heaven am I right?

And WHY? Because THEIR gods SEED is IN THEM??!!! Oh my GOD LOL! Really? My oh my now this god of the Xtians seems to PLAY THE FIELD a lot does he not? I mean...he put his SEED in the VIRGIN MARY and J.C. was born and NOW this SAME god is putting his SEED in every Xtian??? What a HORNY little god he must be! Abit OVERSEXED wouldn't you say? And to THINK this Xtian god SWINGS BOTH WAYS!!! LOL...I love it!! MALE and female ALIKE he puts his SEED in them!! YET, these Xtians are so AGAINST homosexuality...BUT their god is obviously NOT of their opinion!

So the Xtian god is an oversexed BISEXUAL divine entity! He damns and punishes "sinners" BUT anyone bearing the name "Christian" is given DIVINE LICENSE to do WHATEVER they want and remain SCOT FREE! Hmmmm...interesting to say the LEAST!! Now...let's see...this Xtian god has a HORRENDOUS TEMPER...yet.....he can also be VERY AFFECTIONATE. Sometimes he's god the father...then he's Jesus Christ...then he's the god of WRATH...but then he's the god of LOVE? Don't you think all this is pretty SCHIZOPHRENIC? Andddd you "true xtians" think I AM WEIRD????

Ok sooooo you want me to "repent" (that means CONFORM) and accept JC as my LORD and savior (saving me from WHAT?). And I'm suppose to live happily ever after (like CINDERELLA) under the BOOT of a god who is OBVIOUSLY PSYCHOTIC? That would be like living with an ABUSIVE SPOUSE!

ORrrrr....let me put it all this way....I can repent and get saved by JeSuSsss and that makes everything thereafter OK.....which means I can thenafter CONTINUE MY DEBAUCHERY and I will NOT be DAMNED because I'll be a TRUE CHRISTIAN and god's SEED will be IN ME? OH BOY!

SAVE ME JESUS!! Do IT to ME!!

I shalt bear YOUR SEED in my Transvestite "womb" for all the days of my life....LOLOLOL

Actually I don't want your gods SEED in me as I have the SEED of the LIGHT of the UNIVERSAL CREATOR in me already. That's good enough for me because MY GOD truly IS loving! I think I'll just stick with HER!!

Chow loves,
TwinkBoy

[Jesus is Lord]

Originally Posted by TwinkBoy

Whatever happened to Faye Raye? Dressed in that silk satin dress I wanted to be dressed just the sAmmmE.........oh SORRY PEOPLE....I was working on something else abit BUT now let US get DOWN to BUSINESS...shall we????

Let me see if I've got all this right...OR is it "RIT" as our dear Brother Love says?

Now what Brother T (goddd I love men with shaved heads...be still my heart) and the ever SERMONIZING and HOLY ROLLING Bro. Love are saying is that NO Christian can sin. Am I right? SOooo that means that a Christian can go our and KILL or RAPE someone and still...(snicker, snicker) they are NOT committing a SIN in the eyes of THEIR illustrious "god." They can do WHATEVER they want and STILL go to Heaven am I right?

And WHY? Because THEIR gods SEED is IN THEM??!!! Oh my GOD LOL! Really? My oh my now this god of the Xtians seems to PLAY THE FIELD a lot does he not? I mean...he put his SEED in the VIRGIN MARY and J.C. was born and NOW this SAME god is putting his SEED in every Xtian??? What a HORNY little god he must be! Abit OVERSEXED wouldn't you say? And to THINK this Xtian god SWINGS BOTH WAYS!!! LOL...I love it!! MALE and female ALIKE he puts his SEED in them!! YET, these Xtians are so AGAINST homosexuality...BUT their god is obviously NOT of their opinion!

So the Xtian god is an oversexed BISEXUAL divine entity! He damns and punishes "sinners" BUT anyone bearing the name "Christian" is given DIVINE LICENSE to do WHATEVER they want and remain SCOT FREE! Hmmmm...interesting to say the LEAST!! Now...let's see...this Xtian god has a HORRENDOUS TEMPER...yet.....he can also be VERY AFFECTIONATE. Sometimes he's god the father...then he's Jesus Christ...then he's the god of WRATH...but then he's the god of LOVE? Don't you think all this is pretty SCHIZOPHRENIC? Andddd you "true xtians" think I AM WEIRD????

Ok sooooo you want me to "repent" (that means CONFORM) and accept JC as my LORD and savior (saving me from WHAT?). And I'm suppose to live happily ever after (like CINDERELLA) under the BOOT of a god who is OBVIOUSLY PSYCHOTIC? That would be like living with an ABUSIVE SPOUSE!

ORrrrr....let me put it all this way....I can repent and get saved by JeSuSsss and that makes everything thereafter OK.....which means I can thenafter CONTINUE MY DEBAUCHERY and I will NOT be DAMNED because I'll be a TRUE CHRISTIAN and god's SEED will be IN ME? OH BOY!

SAVE ME JESUS!! Do IT to ME!!

I shalt bear YOUR SEED in my Transvestite "womb" for all the days of my life....LOLOLOL

Actually I don't want your gods SEED in me as I have the SEED of the LIGHT of the UNIVERSAL CREATOR in me already. That's good enough for me because MY GOD truly IS loving! I think I'll just stick with HER!!

Chow loves,
TwinkBoy

Being Born Again in Christ is not a license to sin freely. What it means is that one is incapable of sinning. A True Christian™ has no desire to commit any sin, be it rape, murder (killing those GOD orders us to is not murder), practice sodomy, etc.

The seed we are talking about is not manseed, you homer! It is the seeds of faith.

Your goddess is not the "Universal Creator", it is Satan! God is the Creator of All.

[Arethusa]

Oh, so we're all pure because a) God was using the past tense and b) he said something different in some of the other books anyway? Religion sure is funny sometimes but I'll take it if it gets me into heaven with God (in the kitchen, hopefully with a hot tub out the back).

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Arethusa

Oh, so we're all pure because a) God was using the past tense and b) he said something different in some of the other books anyway? Religion sure is funny sometimes but I'll take it if it gets me into heaven with God (in the kitchen, hopefully with a hot tub out the back).

No, we're not all pure, only those who have bathed in the Blood of Christ are pure. Everyone is stained with sin from birth, and until you have accepted Christ into your soul, you're considered as dirty as a muslim in God's eyes.