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Default God's Chosen!! - 02-03-2007, 02:08 PM

11 O ye Corinthians, our mouth is open unto you, our heart is enlarged. 12 Ye are not straitened in us, but ye are straitened in your own bowels. 13 Now for a recompence in the same, (I speak as unto my children,) be ye also enlarged. 14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? 15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? 16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people. 17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you, 18 And will be a Father unto you, and ye shall be my sons and daughters, saith the Lord Almighty. (2 Corinthians 6:11-18)

TRUE CHRISTIANS are NOT the same as the Heathen or False Christians! We are BETTER and we are different!! Don't believe it? Well read and study the above passages from the book of 2 Corinthians 6. The Lord's Word NEVER lies! Now, I know this might be hard for the SINNERS to accept but the FACT is that we True Christians are NOT the same as they are. So, read it and weep INFIDELS!!

This is just one more of God's PROOFS that True Christians are God's CHOSEN people while all the rest are just Satan's table crumbs.

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Default Re: God's Chosen!! - 02-03-2007, 09:06 PM

Hallelujah!

Brother Love, after just reading post after post of inane babblings from teenage European Sodomites, it's a Godsend to see you in fine form spreading His word and speaking in common sense terms. Bless you!


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Default Re: God's Chosen!! - 02-04-2007, 12:42 AM

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Hallelujah!

Brother Love, after just reading post after post of inane babblings from teenage European Sodomites, it's a Godsend to see you in fine form spreading His word and speaking in common sense terms. Bless you!
God bless you Sister M&M and thanks for the remarks. God knows young people today are LOST. This life on earth is a SPIRITUAL BATTLEFIELD and we must each FIGHT the Devil. Our young people aren't doing that though because they don't even realize that this life is a spirutal battlezone! Now, I'm sure that many HEATHEN who read this post won't like it at all but that's just too bad. The FACT remains that TRUE CHRISTIANS are God's chosen whether the heathen like it or not. Now in these times when we all can EXPECT the RAPTURE this is going to be born out, Sister. When we TRUE CHRISTIANS are LIFTED UP in the air with the coming of JESUS we'll be waving to the poor souls who are not lifted up into the air with Him! In fact, we'll be laughing at them and mocking them as we wave bye-bye!! GLORY!!

I can hardly wait for the RAPTURE and see all the heathen LEFT BEHIND! Right now they are all mocking us and laughing at us but soon it WILL be the other way around! We'll be the one's mocking and laughing at them and throwing them the FINGER!

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Common sense, Sister M&M? This isn't common sense but, rather ELITISM!! How can you people possibly believe that the Creator of ALL people selects only a few as the "chosen" and damns the rest to Hell? It takes a big EGO to think that one is divinely chosen and everybody else on the planet is going to some mythical place called "Hell." BUT, alas loves, I expected NOTHING less from the ever-raging Brother L and his cohort M&M!!


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Common sense, Sister M&M? This isn't common sense but, rather ELITISM!! How can you people possibly believe that the Creator of ALL people selects only a few as the "chosen"
It is not elitism. The Bible tells us that he chooses who will be saved before they are even born. If the Bible states it, then it must be true. That is why we believe it. God told us that it is true through his Holy Word (aka the Bible), and God is no liar.
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It is not elitism. The Bible tells us that he chooses who will be saved before they are even born. If the Bible states it, then it must be true. That is why we believe it. God told us that it is true through his Holy Word (aka the Bible), and God is no liar.
Excellent point. How we can believe it is a simple question to answer. Jesus tells us so. We don't make this stuff up, homer. How could we?


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It is not elitism. The Bible tells us that he chooses who will be saved before they are even born. If the Bible states it, then it must be true. That is why we believe it. God told us that it is true through his Holy Word (aka the Bible), and God is no liar.
And so, if a person becomes a true christian but your god has not chosen them to be saved from before their birth THEN all their "faith" is in vain!! In fact, everything they do no matter how strong their faith and belief in your Jesus all comes to NOTHING because your god did not select them to be saved before they were born. BOY! That's a really WACKO concept Girl Without Panties!!

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Excellent point. How we can believe it is a simple question to answer. Jesus tells us so. We don't make this stuff up, homer. How could we?
You don't make this up? How could you? Zeke-love your TC beliefs are WAY beyond ANY fantasy!!!!!!!!


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And so, if a person becomes a true christian but your god has not chosen them to be saved from before their birth THEN all their "faith" is in vain!! In fact, everything they do no matter how strong their faith and belief in your Jesus all comes to NOTHING because your god did not select them to be saved before they were born. BOY! That's a really WACKO concept Girl Without Panties!!


It is not a wacko concept. It is a Biblical concept, and therefore 100% true.



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You don't make this up? How could you? Zeke-love your TC beliefs are WAY beyond ANY fantasy!!!!!!!!
Nope, the Bible states it. How can we be making it up if the Bible states it?
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It's all written there, plain as day, for everyone to read and accept, TwerpBoy. How is that possibly elitist? You have just as much of a chance as us to make it to Heaven if you could bring yourself to stop rambling incoherently and actually crack open a Bible (KJV1611) and embrace what it teaches.
God knows though that most people are too stubborn to accept His terms and so most people are doomed to Hell.


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God knows though that most people are too stubborn to accept His terms and so most people are doomed to Hell.
It's not at all complicated, is it, Sister M&Ms?

God offers you the option of an eternity in paradise, or an eternity in the lake of fire. All He wants in exchange is total obedience and perpetual servitude to His Glory.

Sounds like we're the winners in this deal!
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