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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-17-2014, 07:36 PM
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What's even more fun is that his avatar looks like Charles Darwin
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He doesn't look anything like that monkey-worshipper!
If anything, he always reminds me of a young Charlton Heston.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-17-2014, 07:40 PM
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-18-2014, 01:22 PM
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Please go to the Introduction forum and tell us what church you go to, what your favourite Bible verse is and when you started your walk with Christ?
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i am not going to any church but im baptised. i never realy talked to him and if its posible i hope he will appear
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-18-2014, 08:41 PM
Astrid Lindgren is not Danish, shes swedish.
Also the red flag is Danish. IF you want to condemn all these countries, you really have to get your facts straight. All those 'facts' on the list are incorrect. This is really embarrassing!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-18-2014, 10:09 PM
Why do you keep rambling on and on about Denmark in a thread about Sweden? Do you really believe there are people who care about your insignificant poor excuse for a country?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-19-2014, 06:54 PM
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10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!
Sweden is a country filled with blonde backdoor sex maniacs. They specialize in finding new ways to demonstrate their utter and complete hate for God each and every day. There is no country on the planet where the people hate God more than Sweden! There can be no doubt that almost all Swedes will burn in Hell for all eternity while Satan tortures them with infinite Abba music.
Judges 7:20 "And the three companies blew the trumpets, and brake the pitchers, and held the lamps in their left hands, and the trumpets in their right hands to blow withal: and they cried, The sword of the LORD, and of Gideon."
- Sweden created IKEA, a worldwide distribution network for Satanism. Using crappy furniture as cover, they distribute 175,000,000 Satanic books each year. Since only 90,000,000 Holy Bibles are distributed each year, IKEA is clearly trying to overthrow the Holy Bible! Innocent children are destroyed by demonic products like RÄV, BÅRD and HJÄRTA. IKEA was created in 1943, in close cooperation with Nazi Germany, by Ingvar Kamprad. After America defeated Germany in WWII, IKEA simply continued its Satanic mission and kept increasing its distribution network to achieve global Satanic domination. Revelation 21:8 "... unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars ..."
- Sweden is not the only country in the world actively promoting people to become gay. They are however the only country who have Mr Gay Sweden competitions. Also they have a bi-weekly Stockholm Pride Parade where even a Gay Jesus is part of the parade! For those Europeans who live in nice countries where being gay is against the law they even host EuroPride! Romans 1:26-27 "... men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
- Being jealous of the huge Swedish gay community, Abba star Agnetha Fältskog invented backdoor sex between males and females. She created an entirely new pornographic industry that way and directly caused the global AIDS pandemic which caused million of horrible deaths. Romans 5:12 "... death by sin ..."
- Sweden has the worst femnazi actress ever: Ingrid Bergman. Actor John Gielgud had the following to say about her: "She speaks five languages, and can't act in any of them". She got all her roles by having sex with influential people. 1st Timothy 2:11-12 "... be in silence."
- Even long after America defeated Germany in WWII, Sweden practiced eugenics to defy God and improve the Swedish race. It took until 1971 until America finally forced Sweden to stop playing God and end this horrible practice. The Danish author Astrid Lindgren created Pippi Longstocking as a protest against these practices. Romans 8:19-21 "... the bondage of corruption ..."
- As a side effect of the eugenics as practiced in Sweden a lot of Swedish males lost their balls. They get compensation for that though. Swedish women go all over the world to find males who still have their balls. Matthew 19:12 "... were made eunuchs of men ..."
- Sweden allows people to break God's laws by committing suicide. Sweden even has suicide clinics where people who no longer want to delay their one way trip to the fires of Hell can commit suicide. Exodus 20:13 "Thou shalt not kill."
- Sweden has completely integrated its pornographic industry with its religious activities. It is quite common for Pastors to have threesomes during ceremonies. Ephesians 3:16 "That he would grant you, according to the riches of his glory, to be strengthened with might by his Spirit in the inner man;"
- When the Christian Pastor Åke Green tried to save innocent souls from eternal damnation to Hell by pointing out that being gay is evil, he immediately got arrested by IKEA's police forces. With this arrest of Åke Green, the Swedes have allowed their filthy sodomite agenda to be completely fulfilled. Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake ..."
- Sweden has SAAB, a huge car industry, owned by a small Dutch nail factory, that produces completely worthless cars. For most SAABs the only way to get them to actually drive is a matter of making a hole in the bottom of the car and walking to where you want to go. This is also the cause of the insanely low speed limits in Sweden. Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate ... a lying tongue ... wicked imaginations ..."
All people of Sweden need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Iceland, Holland, New Zealand, Australia, Ireland, Denmark, The Faroe Islands, The Netherlands, India, England, Scotland, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
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You really think you're god himself
it is high time for masturbate old men see you in hell
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-19-2014, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Why do you keep rambling on and on about Denmark in a thread about Sweden? Do you really believe there are people who care about your insignificant poor excuse for a country?
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They are strange people, Brother Cranky. If you look at the post above this one, a Danish eskimo from Finland with a Dutch name is writing bizarre, incomprehensible abuse on a thread about Sweden.
I suspect they are all foolish Norwayans.
2 Timothy 3:16
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-22-2014, 11:32 PM
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I have one of those handy camping knives. I think it's time to get rid of it.
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That's a Swiss knife. Not Swedish.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-22-2014, 11:34 PM
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That's a Swiss knife. Not Swedish.
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What do you know of the wretched Finns?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-22-2014, 11:41 PM
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That's a Swiss knife. Not Swedish.
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You're wrong. That's a Swedish Morakniv, it even has the Swedish flag on it
HERE is a Swiss army knife:
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-23-2014, 12:07 AM
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You're wrong. That's a Swedish Morakniv, it even has the Swedish flag on it
HERE is a Swiss army knife:
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It has the Swiss flag on the handle. That's how I know. And I did do a project on Switzerland and one on Sweden. I got bonus points on both. For Switzerland I brought a St. Bernard dog. And for Sweden, I got a few comments from PewDiePie, a Swedish YouTuber.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-23-2014, 11:20 AM
I am a humble newby and need instruction by True Christians (I do not know if I am actually permitted to post here, but I have placed my introduction on the appropriate page).
I've always thought that languages with umlauts are Satanic, and Swedish is one of them. I discovered that "minister, priest, pastor" is "präst" in the Swede tongue. This cannot be the will of our Saviour! I think the country is outragous and I thank and offer prayers of gratitude to the Christian who alerted me by posting this thread!
Yours and striving for our LORD
Elmer G. White
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-23-2014, 12:33 PM
Elmer, Being a male, you are welcome to post anywhere in the forum. As for the unsaved trash 14 year old female child full of her own self-unimportance who posted here before you, she is not permitted to post in the Mens Only section of the forum, but that does not seem to stop her.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-23-2014, 12:36 PM
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It has the Swiss flag on the handle. That's how I know. And I did do a project on Switzerland and one on Sweden. I got bonus points on both. For Switzerland I brought a St. Bernard dog. And for Sweden, I got a few comments from PewDiePie, a Swedish YouTuber.
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According to your uninformed reasoning, you would claim that this first aid kit is a Swiss case, I suppose
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-23-2014, 02:18 PM
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And I did do a project on Switzerland and one on Sweden. I got bonus points on both.
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Then your teacher needs to get fired. Now! It's incredible how Swedish education is destroying children by rewarding the mediocre. Giving them the false impression that they are doing good instead of telling them they are utterly disappointing and need to work at least ten times harder to please Jesus. It does however explain why Sweden is doomed.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-23-2014, 07:19 PM
Swedish schools are forcing CHILDREN to write gay love letters
This year we here at Landover Baptist Church are sending Cranky Old Man on a mission to Sweden to experience the evil at first hand. Expect new reports with shocking details about the evil and perversion of Sweden to arrive in a few months.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-24-2014, 04:59 AM
As someone only striving to become a member I am still flabbergasted by the amount of new information in these threads! I never knew how much satanic filth there was in the world.
While these data are most distubing, I feel that my faith becomes stronger as I see how True Christians still keep the flame alive!
With deepest gratitude and blessings,
Elmer
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-24-2014, 09:32 PM
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According to your uninformed reasoning, you would claim that this first aid kit is a Swiss case, I suppose
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It's actually correct. The symbol of the red cross came from the red cross organization (obviously), which was founded in Sweden. It's impressive how you can be that immune against knowledge.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-25-2014, 09:46 PM
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It's actually correct. The symbol of the red cross came from the red cross organization (obviously), which was founded in Sweden. It's impressive how you can be that immune against knowledge.
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That cross is white. I don't see why you're prattling on about the Red Cross.
Realistically, there's only one Cross you should be thinking about, but I'll leave instruction about that to God himself, in the KJV.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
04-26-2014, 02:25 AM
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That cross is white. I don't see why you're prattling on about the Red Cross.
Realistically, there's only one Cross you should be thinking about, but I'll leave instruction about that to God himself, in the KJV.
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Good point, Brother. That is a white cross.
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