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Default Manly Clean - 07-28-2014, 12:36 PM

I thought I would share with you Brothers in Christ how I keep my body clean (which is as important as keeping your mind clean). Not only do I abstain from non-life creating relations with my wife but I bath using Lava bar soap. I find the scent to be not flowery like many of the queer marketed soaps that claim to be for men and the pumice really scrubs the filth of secularism off my body during my weekly Saturday night bath ritual. Yes, like all good traditional American Men I bath once a week.
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Default Re: Manly Clean - 07-28-2014, 12:52 PM

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I thought I would share with you Brothers in Christ how I keep my body clean (which is as important as keeping your mind clean). Not only do I abstain from non-life creating relations with my wife but I bath using Lava bar soap. I find the scent to be not flowery like many of the queer marketed soaps that claim to be for men and the pumice really scrubs the filth of secularism off my body during my weekly Saturday night bath ritual. Yes, like all good traditional American Men I bath once a week.
Jesus said that your spiritual cleanliness was more important.
John 13:10 Jesus saith to him, He that is washed needeth not save to wash his feet, but is clean every whit: and ye are clean, but not all.

In other news, who are you? Where do you go to church? What is your favorite Bible verse? How did you come to find Jesus?


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Default Re: Manly Clean - 07-28-2014, 04:15 PM

Welcome, Mr White! I'm sure you will find fulfilling Fellowship among the Men of our congregation.

My own Husband likes to use only hot water and a Scotch pad to bathe. It keeps him clean but also leaves his natural male scent intact. No one could mistake him for a pansy-scented faggot!

We are looking forward to hearing more about you and your Walk with the Lord.


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