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Default Baptised today! - 07-28-2014, 05:25 AM

Well, I was baptized today. I can honestly say, after a much needed conversation with my pastor, I feel much better about myself and my mind seems to have cleared up a great deal. I cant wait to get back to Afghanistan in a week and a half. Although I'm reading the KJV bible now, there will be plenty of time to read the bible on the flight over. I used to be so confused about the commandments. Thou shalt not kill was one I always had a hard time dealing with... Especially with what I do, and will continue to do for God and my country. But thanks to my new pastor, I now understand that I'm not actually killing anything.. Mooslim's are already dead in the eye's of God, and since you can't kill what's already dead, I'm simply doing God's will in putting them back in hell where they belong! I've finally stopped taking antidepressants and stopped seeing my stupid psychiatrist.


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Default Re: Baptised today! - 07-28-2014, 05:56 AM

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Well, I was baptized today. I can honestly say, after a much needed conversation with my pastor, I feel much better about myself and my mind seems to have cleared up a great deal. I cant wait to get back to Afghanistan in a week and a half. Although I'm reading the KJV bible now, there will be plenty of time to read the bible on the flight over. I used to be so confused about the commandments. Thou shalt not kill was one I always had a hard time dealing with... Especially with what I do, and will continue to do for God and my country. But thanks to my new pastor, I now understand that I'm not actually killing anything.. Mooslim's are already dead in the eye's of God, and since you can't kill what's already dead, I'm simply doing God's will in putting them back in hell where they belong! I've finally stopped taking antidepressants and stopped seeing my stupid psychiatrist.
Hello Yes, psychiatrists are pretty dumb. You did not mention what country you're from and the degree to which assorted psychotherapists deny Christ varies a bit generally ranging from absolute denial to an obligatory oath of servitide to satan as part of the qualification. Obviously this does not apply to music therapy (which is mentioned in The Bible).
I SAMUEL 16
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And it came to pass, when the evil spirit from God was upon Saul, that David took an harp, and played with his hand: so Saul was refreshed, and was well, and the evil spirit departed from him.
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