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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
09-15-2009, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
I wonder if Patrick Swayze is trying to dance around the flames of Hell!
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Patty-Boy and Satan doing the Lambada in Hell. (Some folks call it Hades; I call it HELL)
I Hope someone gets a Cell Phone picture of it and posts it really soon.
No, wait....there can't be Cell Phones in Hell, as they are Pure Heaven
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Re: God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
09-15-2009, 06:06 PM
When I heard the wonderful news, I started dancing by myself. I can assure you it wasn't dirty though.
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Re: God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
09-16-2009, 01:52 AM
piffle yeah! That's what I'm talking about, brothers and sisters. He shall face the fiery wrath that God almighty bestows upon his sinful and unrepentant ass!
Judgment day is coming, people. Next we will see Muslims and atheists conquered and we shall inherit the heavens through a wonderous rapture!
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Re: God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
09-16-2009, 01:58 AM
I should also notify you, brothers and sisters, that I have been chased out of a board tonight because of my views on homosexuality. So-called 'free thinkers' and the enlightened cannot accept that homosexuality is a sin and all those who participate in it will burn in hell for eternity. I have tried to warn them - they are complicit in it, after all.
The board in question is http://www.thedugout.tv/community/forumdisplay.php?f=47
And the thread is entitled 'Would you be 'ok' if one of your star players was an openly gay person?'
If you want to garner understanding of just what is wrong with the sinful youth of today I suggest you take a look. Perhaps even join and argue the good fight - even one soul saved will be worth it.
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
09-16-2009, 02:19 AM
Is that your introduction post? Maybe one of the mods will be kind and start a new thread for you with it.
I read thru that forum, and I don't know why you would want to hang out with those homosexuals and fag-lovers, anyway.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
09-16-2009, 03:36 AM
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Invitation to another board snipped
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Please don't derail our celebration with your spam.
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Re: God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
09-16-2009, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
Is that your introduction post? Maybe one of the mods will be kind and start a new thread for you with it.
I read thru that forum, and I don't know why you would want to hang out with those homosexuals and fag-lovers, anyway.
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True, brother. It took me a while to see the light.
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Re: God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
09-16-2009, 01:01 PM
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Please don't derail our celebration with your spam.
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It's no spam. I came here to rejoice in the painful death of a sinner.
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Re: God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
02-16-2014, 02:23 AM
I cannot believe the things I read here. Christians are supposed to love one another and not slander anyone. How do you people know that Patrick Swayze or anyone else for that matter who has left this world did not accept Christ? Only God knows this. You don't know what was going through their minds before they take their last breath. I've seen pastors pray with people on their death beds and they have accepted Jesus as their Lord & Savior. Who are you to judge anyone? We are ALL born sinners but true Christians are saved by Grace thru faith. I pray you all get right with God before you leave this world. God Bless! !
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
02-16-2014, 04:12 AM
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Originally Posted by lovethyneighbor44
I cannot believe the things I read here. Christians are supposed to love one another and not slander anyone. How do you people know that Patrick Swayze or anyone else for that matter who has left this world did not accept Christ? Only God knows this. You don't know what was going through their minds before they take their last breath. I've seen pastors pray with people on their death beds and they have accepted Jesus as their Lord & Savior. Who are you to judge anyone? We are ALL born sinners but true Christians are saved by Grace thru faith. I pray you all get right with God before you leave this world. God Bless! !
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Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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