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Default A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Church - 12-13-2008, 09:15 PM

This was so wonderful, if I were a woman I would have cried! This truly is the meaning of Christmas!



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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 12-13-2008, 10:10 PM

That was wonderful!

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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 12-14-2008, 12:05 AM

I liked this so much, I came up with a list of other songs to send to Westboro in case they want to use them -

-A Gay in a Manger
-Burn the Halls
-God Damn Ye Fairy Gentlemen
-Hark the Herald Angels Kill
-I Sunk Three Ships
-You Came Upon a Midnight Queer
-Pain to the World
-O Satan's Tree
-O Die All Ye Sinful
-O Smite O Smite Emmanuel
-O Little Town of Sodom and Gomorrah
- Sodomite Night
-The First in Hell
-You Three Queens of Hades Are
-Jingle Hell
-Do you Fear what I Fear?
-Fooly, the Atheist
-Rudolph, the brown-nose faggot
-Little Raped-Catholic Boy
-We Wish You A One-Way Trip to Hell
-You'll Be In Hell For Christmas
-Jingle Devil's Rocks
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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 12-14-2008, 12:11 AM

Usually I think those Westboro folks are little on the liberal side, but they are certainly right on the money with that little ditty.

I expect it to become a new Christmas standard. What a lovely gift for the Baby Jesus on His birthday!




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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 12-14-2008, 12:33 AM

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Usually I think those Westboro folks are little on the liberal side, but they are certainly right on the money with that little ditty.

I expect it to become a new Christmas standard. What a lovely gift for the Baby Jesus on His birthday!
Indeed Captain, these Wesboro folks are more liberal and this demonstrates that they are not highly polished. Rather than being sung a cappella the piece should have had some form of accompaniment. The choir was ill prepared and should have been scored for SATB, not to mention that the choreography was rather crude. All this notwithstanding, they do have a way of getting their message across.


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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 01-08-2010, 08:55 PM

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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 12-15-2008, 12:32 PM

Beautiful! That song was pure bliss. It should become the new standard Christmas Carol. God bless those people. I was filled with joy to see even children voicing the words of God. Not enough of us grow up with God close to our hearts. Not enough peoples kids praise God. I pray my sons and daughters will be like that. I feel extra proud to be an American after seeing that.


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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 12-15-2008, 03:53 PM

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This was so wonderful, if I were a woman I would have cried! This truly is the meaning of Christmas!

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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 12-15-2008, 04:01 PM



Here is one of the most powerful WBC clips,"God Hates The World",a remaking on "We Are The World" of the 80s.


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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 12-15-2008, 09:28 PM


True words from WBC.


Homosexuality is a filthy and vile sin.Leviticus 18:22 and Romans 1:26-32.Abortion is a murder and genocide.GLBT agenda and abortions doom America.God hates fags and fag enablers.
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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 12-15-2008, 11:07 PM

I do not care for Westboro Baptist's liberal politics, but their heartwarming Christmas message is something every True Christian™ should hear.
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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 12-23-2008, 09:34 PM

Seems they've written a few more songs, no doubt getting inspiration from me. My lawyers will soon contact them!

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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 12-13-2009, 03:45 AM

So is Santa going to (un-Christian language deleted) me? I don't get it.

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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 12-13-2009, 03:56 AM

Santa Claus is a demon spirit, and he will rape your soul in hell! See this website for more information: http://www.av1611.org/othpubls/santa.html
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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 12-28-2009, 06:48 PM

That was hilarious.

Seriously, how much time must they have on their hands.

The irony here of course lies in saying Santa's not real when you worship Jesus.
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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 01-10-2010, 11:41 PM

This particular group of people is the most awful of them all. They are the worst scum to scourge the planet, at the bottom of the barrel if you will.


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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 01-11-2010, 07:43 AM

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This particular group of people is the most awful of them all. They are the worst scum to scourge the planet, at the bottom of the barrel if you will.
Why is it that you atheists are all so hateful and angry?


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: A beautiful Christmas message from the Westboro Baptist Churc - 01-11-2010, 11:43 AM

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This particular group of people is the most awful of them all. They are the worst scum to scourge the planet, at the bottom of the barrel if you will.
Ok, look, I understand that as an atheist you feel the need to bash anything that is spiritual and Godly but PLEASE, think of the Children! They have poured their little hearts into this lovely Christmas message and you simply dismiss it. Have you no principles whatsoever?

You just keep hating hater!
Rom 8 38-39 For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come, Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to seperate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.
 

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