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Cyberpunks: Are They Jews Like Hitler? -
01-16-2014, 08:24 PM
Brethren, I recently was nervous about the Jews, due to my deep concern for Christ's safety, and decided to spy on Hollywood by watching a film called "The Matrix", which persecutes Christians like everything I see. It seemed for a few minutes as though it might not have been a Jewish conspiracy, until I noticed a man with product in his hair, obviously trying to conceal his inferior phenotype in order to work mischief in the land.
I kept a close eye on the character, expecting him to pick the protagonists pocket, or ensnare him in a global conspiracy, or perjure himself to kill Jesus, but he did not. So I became very upset. Obviously Jewish propaganda has escalated to the point that they are pretending not to do these things. How can we entrust Hollywood with our children's eyes, if they mean only to blind them to the Gospel of Christianity as it regards the Jewish people, not to mention the reality of eternal torture for all secularists soever?
I expressed this sentiment to Jesus by typing my prayers into Reverence Reference, the recently optimized search engine connecting all JesOS nodes in the Christ Cloud. My search terms were these:
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Lord Jesus, Most High Son of the Most High God of the Most High Religion, protect me from Kabala and Gematria and other tenebrous secrets of the Jews. Protect my children from enslavement to their insidious, uncensored doctrinal inductions into everyday reality, modern culture, uneven musical scales which hotten the blood, and other evils of the world which were inspired by their sinister philosophies. And may you force them to disable the cybernetic enhancements by which they keep their false messiah, Adolf Hitler, the founder of secular Judaism and its derivative atheism, on life support in a subterranean reticulum of tunnel networks. God help us all. Amen.
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Christ's response was this:
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No results found for Lord Jesus, Most High Son of the Most High God of the Most High Religion, protect me from Kabala and Gematria and other tenebrous secrets of the Jews. Protect my children from enslavement to their insidious, uncensored doctrinal inductions into everyday reality, modern culture, uneven musical scales which hotten the blood, and other evils of the world which were inspired by their sinister philosophies. And may you force them to disable the cybernetic enhancements by which they keep their false messiah, Adolf Hitler, the founder of secular Judaism and its derivative atheism, on life support in a subterranean reticulum of tunnel networks. God help us all. Amen.
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So either the Jews got Him, I thought, or the cyberpunks have finally hacked JesOS. I performed a test by placing a nickel in the DVD drive and closing it. The nickel was still there when I opened the drive, leading me to believe that I was hacked by cyberpunks instead. Are these Jews in disguise, like the reptilian UFOnauts?
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Re: Cyberpunks: Are They Jews Like Hitler? -
01-16-2014, 08:51 PM
Brother, that is a most troubling thought. I know if it weren't for the decent and upstanding True Christian™ men in Hollywood like Kirk Cameron, we couldn't dare to hope. Even a Mary-worshiping Catholic understands the demons rule the roost there. Rick Stantorum, CEO of EchoLight Studios, a faith-based movie studio, warned, "This is a tough business, this is something that we're stepping out ... and the devil, for a long, long time, has had this, these screens, for his playground. And he isn't going to give it up easily."
I don't know what the answer is because this sounds too complicated and political for me. But you have my prayers, dear Mr. Jenkins. May the LORD keep you and guide you in these dark days.
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Re: Cyberpunks: Are They Jews Like Hitler? -
01-16-2014, 09:08 PM
Just a couple of answers concerning the matrix trilogy, it is another false messiah that they preach and it was foretold.
Matthew 24:24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
And if you have any doubts about the "wachowsky brothers" just see them then and now.
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/wa...is-590x350.jpg
One has the obvious taint of sorcery about him and the other has become an eunuch catamite to satan himself.
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Do Jews Like Hitler? -
01-16-2014, 10:40 PM
I don't think any Jews like Hitler.
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Re: Do Jews Like Hitler? -
01-16-2014, 10:48 PM
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I don't think any Jews like Hitler.
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Well, they often dislike their own when they tell them to their face their shortcomings.
Hitler's father, Alois, was "thought by some to have been the illegitimate offspring of a maid called Maria Schickelgruber and a 19-year-old Jewish man with the family name of Frankenberger."
And if we were to give any credance to those joo-nemics experts he was a berber jew.
Haplopgroup E1b1b (Y-DNA), commonly found in the Berbers of Morocco, in Algeria, Libya and Tunisia as well as among Ashkenazi and Sephardic Jews.
Haplogroup E1b1b1, which accounts for approximately 18 to 20 per cent of Ashkenazi and 8.6 per cent to 30 per cent of Sephardic Y-chromosomes, appears to be one of the major founding lineages of the Jewish population.
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Re: Cyberpunks: Are They Jews Like Hitler? -
05-06-2014, 05:36 PM
Hitler wasn't Jewish he was a Christian and believed in the same god you do.
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Re: Cyberpunks: Are They Jews Like Hitler? -
05-07-2014, 04:52 AM
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Hitler wasn't Jewish he was a Christian and believed in the same god you do.
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Hitler wasn't a Christian, he was a Mary-worshiping Catholic.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Cyberpunks: Are They Jews Like Hitler? -
05-07-2014, 07:12 AM
When will this Matrix movie be released??
I would like to see it, and look the Joo Evil in the face!! (from the safety of a movie theater, of course.) (will bring taser, to be safe)
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