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Default Ethel Dead; Billy Bob Now Single - 08-13-2010, 01:47 PM

Sadly, my wife Ethel has died under mysterious circumstances and no doubt arrived in Hell by now for her previous sins, archived below:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=44728&highlight=ethel


http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45469&highlight=ethel


http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45757&highlight=ethel


http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=46812&highlight=ethel+double+ampu tee

The circumstances surrounding her death were admittedly strange. She was found in my yard, buried up to her waist, with a circle drawn around her, apparently stoned to death by unknown persons. Neither my sons nor myself witnessed any suspicious persons in the area. Since this incident occured within thirty six hours of my discovery of her involvement in lesbian, amputee pornography, the Lord no doubt responded to my prayers by sending a vigilante over to stone Ethel to death, Biblical style.

But every cloud has a silver lining, folks. This means that I am now single, and free to take on a wife who is more obedient than Ethel. My days of stress and hardship are over! The women may start the bidding!


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Default Re: Ethel Dead; Billy Bob Now Single - 08-13-2010, 01:52 PM

Oh my goodness Billy Bob.

Are you OK?

My thoughts and prayers are with you.

Rest in Peace Ethel - now with Jesus.


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Default Re: Ethel Dead; Billy Bob Now Single - 08-13-2010, 01:59 PM

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Oh my goodness Billy Bob.

Are you OK?

My thoughts and prayers are with you.

Rest in Peace Ethel - now with Jesus.
Oh yes, I'm fine. None of the stones struck anyone but Ethel, as far as the police were able to determine.

I doubt Ethel is with Jesus, considering her track record.


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Default Re: Ethel Dead; Billy Bob Now Single - 08-13-2010, 02:12 PM

Brother Billy Bob:

My deepest condolences to you ..........


How disturbing for you to discover that she was once involved in pornography as well

Brother I walk a mile in your shoes
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As you know I came to this fine Ministry seeking Salvation™ and direction as my ex wife was involved in Commercial Sins of the Flesh also

I too have had to endure the shame of witnessing her in High Definition Blue Ray™ cavorting, moaning, groaning, grinding, thrusting and using all types of unnatural phallic objects in perverted and unnatural activity amongst a roomful of well oiled up lesbian supermodel types -


(In addition I have the shame of still being the recipient of income from these sinful productions)


I thank Jesus that I found Landover


Stay strong Brother as I know the unexplained
stoning will not come easy for you and the boys.

And be comforted in knowing that sometimes God works in mysterious ways and knowing that in reality and deep down it is what Ethel would have really wanted as she would fully understand that she had sinned irrevocably and thus the Lord would seek vengeance


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Default Re: Ethel Dead; Billy Bob Now Single - 08-13-2010, 02:18 PM

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Brother Billy Bob:

My deepest condolences to you ..........

How disturbing for you to discover that she was once involved in pornography as well

Brother I walk a mile in your shoes.

As you know I came to this fine Ministry seeking Salvation™ and direction as my ex wife was involved in Commercial Sins of the Flesh also

I too have had to endure the shame of witnessing her in High Definition Blue Ray™ cavorting, moaning, groaning, grinding, thrusting and using all types of unnatural phallic objects in perverted and unnatural activity amongst a roomful of well oiled up lesbian supermodel types -

(In addition I have the shame of still being the recipient of income from these sinful productions)

I thank Jesus that I found Landover

Stay strong Brother as I know the unexplained stoning will not come easy for you and the boys.

And be comforted in knowing that sometimes God works in mysterious ways and knowing that in reality and deep down it is what Ethel would have really wanted as she would fully understand that she had sinned irrevocably and thus the Lord would seek vengeance


My prayers are with you all
Thank you brother, for your sympathy. But I really wanted to emphasize the positive message that I am single, rather than the negative message that Ethel has gone to Hell.


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Default Re: Ethel Dead; Billy Bob Now Single - 08-13-2010, 03:14 PM

My sincerest condolences on the loss of your wife, Billy Bob, although I can't help to envy the True Christian™ Woman whos pie you'll be eating in the future hopefully you'll have her replaced by an obediant True Christian™ Lady in no time.

I wish you luck in your search and will be praying for you to find what you look for asap.


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I wish you luck in your search and will be praying for you to find what you look for asap.
I'm sure there will be plenty more ladies coming to surrender their minds and bodies to me. They are just shy.


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Default Re: Ethel Dead; Billy Bob Now Single - 08-13-2010, 07:11 PM

The news you bring sure is full of mixed blessings. I hope the police find those involved to bring the whole sorry chapter of Ethel to a close.


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The news you bring sure is full of mixed blessings. I hope the police find those involved to bring the whole sorry chapter of Ethel to a close.
Whoever did it is probably protected by the Lord. After all, they were just acting as a vehicle of His Will©.


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Default Re: Ethel Dead; Billy Bob Now Single - 08-13-2010, 08:22 PM

Brother Billy Bob, I weep for you in your new found loneliness. Now that Ethel has gone on to whatever reward she deserves, your needs will be great. I feel genuine sorrow for you; Ethel, not so much, considering her sordid background.

I suppose those pesky CSI-types will be hanging around for awhile trying to pin her demise on whoever looks like the easiest target.

Which brings to mind a little something you can use should they start sniffing a little close to your heels:

In 1973, Salvadore Allende was “El-Presidente” of Chile. The Chilean army leaders got upset with him and staged a coup. Rather than face their wrath, Allende committed suicide – by machine gun. At least that was their story and they stuck to it.

Now, is there any chance at all that you can manufacture discover some evidence that would indicate your “poor, beloved” Ethel committed suicide by stoning herself to death?

Just a thought, old friend.




P.S. I hear Sister Charli is casting about for a new hubby. She already summarily rejected me just because I live in trailer park. I’ll never understand fussy women.


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Whoever did it is probably protected by the Lord. After all, they were just acting as a vehicle of His Will©.
You are most likely right Billy Bob. The Lord does know what he is doing.

My heart goes out to you Billy Bob at this time. You have always been a good Godly man and real gentleman to me. I would like to take this opportunity to offer you to stay at a condo in Hawaii which is part of my Fathers Estate. The only problem is that children are not allowed to stay there. It is a lovely place to get in touch with the Lord in a time of grieving. I stayed there when my parents passed away and found it help me greatly.


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Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
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You are most likely right Billy Bob. The Lord does know what he is doing.

My heart goes out to you Billy Bob at this time. You have always been a good Godly man and real gentleman to me. I would like to take this opportunity to offer you to stay at a condo in Hawaii which is part of my Fathers Estate. The only problem is that children are not allowed to stay there. It is a lovely place to get in touch with the Lord in a time of grieving. I stayed there when my parents passed away and found it help me greatly.
You are very kind, dear sweet Lisa. I will take some of the money I won during a lumberjack tournament recently and find the boys a nanny. I wouldn't miss this opportunity for the world! It sounds like this will be just the soothing getaway that I need after these stressful events.


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You are very kind, dear sweet Lisa. I will take some of the money I won during a lumberjack tournament recently and find the boys a nanny. I wouldn't miss this opportunity for the world! It sounds like this will be just the soothing getaway that I need after these stressful events.
I will let the manager know you are coming so he can get the condo ready for you. Let me know when you will be arriving. When you look out the windows it is like looking from Heaven at the world. Keep in touch with me when you arrive as going to a new place can be scary.

Maybe Capt Portway can save you some money on airfares. Just a thought.


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Default Re: Ethel Dead; Billy Bob Now Single - 08-13-2010, 08:49 PM

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I will let the manager know you are coming so he can get the condo ready for you. Let me know when you will be arriving. When you look out the windows it is like looking from Heaven at the world. Keep in touch with me when you arrive as going to a new place can be scary.

Maybe Capt Portway can save you some money on airfares. Just a thought.
I was hoping that you would be there to greet me. I can make time whenever, as I just recently got promoted, and am now the boss.


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I was hoping that you would be there to greet me. I can make time whenever, as I just recently got promoted, and am now the boss.
I cannot promise to be there to greet you as there a things I have to do and tidy up. I can meet up with you later after you arrive. It would be only a few days though. The condo is very large and you will not feel cramped if you stay in there by yourself.


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I cannot promise to be there to greet you as there a things I have to do and tidy up. I can meet up with you later after you arrive. It would be only a few days though. The condo is very large and you will not feel cramped if you stay in there by yourself.
I just thought that your True Christian™ counsel might be just what the doctor ordered during this trying time. We can work out the details through PM.


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I just thought that your True Christian™ counsel might be just what the doctor ordered during this trying time. We can work out the details through PM.
I will be there for you Billy Bob, it just maybe a few days after you arrive. PM's will be great in the in between time.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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I will try to be patient.


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Default Re: Ethel Dead; Billy Bob Now Single - 08-13-2010, 11:28 PM

Brother Billy Bob,

Condolences on the passing of your wife. I was devastated to lose Sarah - tho clearly in very different circumstances.

Your vacation in Hawaii sounds a great way to ease your soul and focus on the wonders of the Lord.

How sweet of Miss Lisa to make the offer and to be able to join your there.

God certainly works in mysterious ways.

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1 There is a time for everything,
and a season for every activity under heaven:

2 a time to be born and a time to die,
a time to plant and a time to uproot,

3 a time to kill and a time to heal,
a time to tear down and a time to build,

4 a time to weep and a time to laugh,
a time to mourn and a time to dance,

5 a time to scatter stones and a time to gather them,
a time to embrace and a time to refrain,

6 a time to search and a time to give up,
a time to keep and a time to throw away,

7 a time to tear and a time to mend,
a time to be silent and a time to speak,

8 a time to love and a time to hate,
a time for war and a time for peace.
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Brother Billy Bob,

Condolences on the passing of your wife. I was devastated to lose Sarah - tho clearly in very different circumstances.

Your vacation in Hawaii sounds a great way to ease your soul and focus on the wonders of the Lord.

How sweet of Miss Lisa to make the offer and to be able to join your there.

God certainly works in mysterious ways.

Ecclesiastes 3
A Time for Everything
1 There is a time for everything,
and a season for every activity under heaven:

2 a time to be born and a time to die,
a time to plant and a time to uproot,

3 a time to kill and a time to heal,
a time to tear down and a time to build,

4 a time to weep and a time to laugh,
a time to mourn and a time to dance,

5 a time to scatter stones and a time to gather them,
a time to embrace and a time to refrain,

6 a time to search and a time to give up,
a time to keep and a time to throw away,

7 a time to tear and a time to mend,
a time to be silent and a time to speak,

8 a time to love and a time to hate,
a time for war and a time for peace.
I am looking forward to Hawaii, though I am not very much looking forward to seeing all of the Hawaiians that come along with it. If they are anything like black people, they are a dirty and violent lot, traveling in gangs and stealing pies. I will be sure to bring an extra pistol and a box of hollow point ammunition. The last thing I need right now is some obese Hawaiian robbing me to pay for his ukelele strings and sun-dried prunes.


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