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The Final Solution of the Aids Question! German thoughts.. -
01-07-2011, 02:29 AM
...on the greatest problem of mankind.
What is Aids?
HIV, the human immunodeficiency virus, or AIDS, acquired immune deficiency syndrome, is a punishment from God.
The homosexual act is sinful and God punishes sin with disease (1 Corinthians 6:18). The table shows that there are more and more people get aids on our flat earth. It also shows that there are more and more perverts spitting in the Face of Jesus.
Handshaking, hugging, and even kissing are risks for HIV transmission. That means EVERYONE is in danger if people with AIDS are around.
Even a handshake can transmission AIDS.
So what we do with all the homosexuals, all the AIDS patients? What is the answer to the biggest problem of mankind?
And how can we safe us and our children against the homosexuals and their virus?
The Answer is:
Operation Far Away Gay (FAG)
My solution is simple and secure. Isolate all people with aids! Bring all people with Aids on an Island, far away from mankind.
A Small Island in the Pacific Ocean. 33 Million Aids infected have lots of space there. The Cliffs are dangrous maybe some of them fall down?
Preparations on the Island:
- To prevent abuse, animals of which could be misused for anal sex, should be removed.
- It should only be provided the most necessary food.
- All participants should be sterilized to prevent that children are born for the purpose of pedophilia.
Security Sytem:
The entire island will be equipped with cameras. A TrueChristian™ Team monitors the cameras from the mainland. The monitoring-team has the opportunity to press the "Judge"-Button.
If the aids infected try to sodomise, rape or eat each other or if they do something what the Bible forbids, the monitoring team must push the "Judge"-Button.
Hebrews 13:4
4Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.
Proverbs 7:2
2Keep my commandments, and live; and my law as the apple of thine eye.
The "Judge"-Button activates a subterranean system and a 5 minute countdown begins. There would also be a loud alarm sound all over the Island.
Joshua 6:20-21
20So the people shouted when the priests blew with the trumpets: and it came to pass, when the people heard the sound of the trumpet, and the people shouted with a great shout, that the wall fell down flat, so that the people went up into the city, every man straight before him, and they took the city.
21And they utterly destroyed all that was in the city, both man and woman, young and old, and ox, and sheep, and ass, with the edge of the sword.
After 5 minutes, a release of toxic gas on the Island will kill all of the 3,2 million aids infected immediatly.
Proverbs 22:8
8He that soweth iniquity shall reap vanity: and the rod of his anger shall fail.
Leviticus 20:13
13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
2 Chronicles 15:12-13
13That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
The last thing I want to say:
Do we have to life together, with all those infected people?
Is that what God wants? I don't think so. I know that many people don't like my idea, especially the infected.
But no one has forced the Gays to be Gay. And it is their fault that God made them sick. (Romans 5:12)
Even if this idea will never be realised, i know that it is a good possibility.
Jeremiah 48:10
10Cursed be he that doeth the work of the LORD deceitfully, and cursed be he that keepeth back his sword from blood.
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Re: The Final Solution of the Aids Question! German thoughts.. -
01-13-2011, 12:34 PM
A humble suggestion, Mr. Templeton.
That would be an amazing reality television show.
"FAG Island." Don't gas them for a few seasons, and raise money for THE LORD.
If things get boring you could airlift badgers in, or even test chemical and biological agents for efficacy.
If any homosexuals repent on camera, they get a 1611 King James Bible and a machete to defend themselves from faggotry.
Perhaps I have commercialized and ruined a perfect idea... if I have done so, I apologize. My perception is often skewed, and being demented filth, I am unaware of it without your kind guidance.
I thank you for your time.
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Re: The Final Solution of the Aids Question! German thoughts.. -
01-13-2011, 02:06 PM
hasn't it been proven that AIDS are transferred through blood and not physical touch [like handshakes and hugging] ?
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Re: The Final Solution of the Aids Question! German thoughts.. -
01-13-2011, 02:09 PM
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hasn't it been proven that AIDS are transferred through blood and not physical touch [like handshakes and hugging] ?
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That's what the Homers tell you...
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Re: The Final Solution of the Aids Question! German thoughts.. -
01-13-2011, 02:16 PM
I thought this was proven by the scientists that AIDS can only be sexually transmitted.
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Re: The Final Solution of the Aids Question! German thoughts.. -
01-13-2011, 02:23 PM
Might I suggest Ireland as the island to be used? It isn't really used for anything important anyway.
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Re: The Final Solution of the Aids Question! German thoughts.. -
01-13-2011, 03:08 PM
Here is another island that might be used. It is called Bouvet Island. It is in the South Atlantic.
Now, it may look a little cold and snowy, but this, I feel, is it's most important benefit. The island will look like Christmas year round.
This continuing reminder of Jesus can only increase the chances of redemption for all the sinners we need to send there.
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are un Godly among them of all their un Godly deeds which they have un Godly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which un Godly sinners have spoken against him.
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Re: The Final Solution of the Aids Question! German thoughts.. -
01-13-2011, 09:04 PM
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I thought this was proven by the scientists that AIDS can only be sexually transmitted.
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No. The AIDS biohazard is present in the semen and blood of the queer. Since gays spend nearly every waking moment coupled to another fag, they are literally covered from head to toe in man-seed and rectal blood, from themselves or their homo "partner".
This presents a very serious health threat to normal people that can easily be infected if they touch anything contaminated by the queers. Flushing a urinal with just a paper cut on your thumb is all it takes to catch the fag disease.
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Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: The Final Solution of the Aids Question! German thoughts.. -
01-13-2011, 10:33 PM
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Re: The Final Solution of the Aids Question! German thoughts.. -
01-13-2011, 11:37 PM
Pay no attention to the scientists who propagate lies such as The AIDS being only transmitted through blood. These are the same scientists who tell us nonsense that evolution is real, or the earth is a sphere. They also have an agenda, having been bought out by BIG SODOMY, the Homosexual Agenda. What they seek is to minimize the perception of risk associated with The AIDS to keep a full-blown panic from happening, and also to protect homosexual interests.
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Re: The Final Solution of the Aids Question! German thoughts.. -
01-14-2011, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
Pay no attention to the scientists who propagate lies such as The AIDS being only transmitted through blood. These are the same scientists who tell us nonsense that evolution is real, or the earth is a sphere. They also have an agenda, having been bought out by BIG SODOMY, the Homosexual Agenda. What they seek is to minimize the perception of risk associated with The AIDS to keep a full-blown panic from happening, and also to protect homosexual interests.
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As the Rev said.
Isn't it MIGHTY convenient that ALL of the evidence supports the Gay position that AIDs is not transmitted threw causal contact? I the lack of proof for an alternative position is proof positive of a pro-gay conspiracy.
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Re: The Final Solution of the Aids Question! German thoughts.. -
01-14-2011, 01:09 AM
They could also be sent to Iceland, with a population of 320,000 people, the addition of 35+ million AIDs infected creatures would drastically overpopulate Iceland. We all know those Icelandites love their gays, 320,000 people contracting AIDs would be no problem whatsoever. It would do the world a favor and terminate one AIDs loving country.
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Re: The Final Solution of the Aids Question! German thoughts.. -
01-15-2011, 12:13 AM
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hasn't it been proven that AIDS are transferred through blood and not physical touch [like handshakes and hugging] ?
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Exactly right we talked about this months ago here but I went away for Christmas and now they've forgot it all.
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Re: The Final Solution of the Aids Question! German thoughts.. -
01-15-2011, 12:19 AM
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Re: The Final Solution of the Aids Question! German thoughts.. -
01-15-2011, 09:51 AM
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The AIDS biohazard is present in the semen and blood of the queer. Since gays spend nearly every waking moment coupled to another fag, they are literally covered from head to toe in man-seed and rectal blood, from themselves or their homo "partner".
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First of all, most people with AIDS are heterosexual. Probably Jesus loving, God fearing Christians.
Second of all, I know multiple respectable homosexual people including my sister (yes not all gays are men), and none have AIDS.
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Re: The Final Solution of the Aids Question! German thoughts.. -
01-15-2011, 10:08 AM
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First of all, most people with AIDS are heterosexual.
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Considering homers make up around 4% of the population, it doesn't surprise me. Then there are all those down low negroes who self identify as straight, but the second you take one to a hotel room to pray, they are whipping out their tallywhacker. It's sickening really. I have only had it happen 7 times to me.
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Probably Jesus loving, God fearing Christians.
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Linky please? Most people who catch the GRIDS are people who do butt s** and that's just repulsive to do to a woman, therefore it's only queers spreading it.
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Second of all, I know multiple respectable homosexual people including my sister (yes not all gays are men), and none have AIDS.
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I find your anecdotal evidence to be silly.
I know a gay guy and he is miserable. He has aids. That obviously means all gays are miserable and have aids.
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Repent for your intolerance or you will be going to hell.
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Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: The Final Solution of the Aids Question! German thoughts.. -
01-15-2011, 10:21 AM
I'm seriously asking here. Is this for real? I mean is this forum for real? I must know please someome tell me. Because if it is I would LOVE to talk to any one of you.
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Re: The Final Solution of the Aids Question! German thoughts.. -
01-15-2011, 10:25 AM
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I'm seriously asking here. Is this for real? I mean is this forum for real? I must know please someome tell me. Because if it is I would LOVE to talk to any one of you.
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Are you on drugs? Of course it is for real. How could a forum not be real?
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Re: The Final Solution of the Aids Question! German thoughts.. -
01-15-2011, 10:25 AM
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I'm seriously asking here. Is this for real? I mean is this forum for real? I must know please someome tell me. Because if it is I would LOVE to talk to any one of you.
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We are as real as the flames of hell. I am a Pastor in the Independent Baptist movement.
What would you like to know?
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: The Final Solution of the Aids Question! German thoughts.. -
01-15-2011, 10:26 AM
Well, you posted on it, so I guess it's real.
Friend, we are as real as the Love of Jesus Christ!
Now, shouldn't you go out and chase some towelheads?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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