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Default Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster! - 12-17-2010, 01:43 AM

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Surely the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a false god concocted by perverts obsessed with the male genitalia.


Genesis 35:2 (King James Version) 2Then Jacob said unto his household, and to all that were with him, Put away the strange gods that are among you, and be clean, and change your garments:


Exodus 20:3-5 (King James Version) 3Thou shalt have no other gods before me. 4Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. 5Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;


Exodus 20:23 (King James Version) 23Ye shall not make with me gods of silver, neither shall ye make unto you gods of gold.


Exodus 23:13 (King James Version) 13And in all things that I have said unto you be circumspect: and make no mention of the name of other gods, neither let it be heard out of thy mouth.


Leviticus 19:4 (King James Version) 4Turn ye not unto idols, nor make to yourselves molten gods: I am the LORD your God.


Leviticus 26:1 (King James Version) 1Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I am the LORD your God.


Deuteronomy 4:16 16Lest ye corrupt yourselves, and make you a graven image, the similitude of any figure, the likeness of male or female,


Deuteronomy 4:19 19And lest thou lift up thine eyes unto heaven, and when thou seest the sun, and the moon, and the stars, even all the host of heaven, shouldest be driven to worship them, and serve them, which the LORD thy God hath divided unto all nations under the whole heaven.


Deuteronomy 4:28 28And there ye shall serve gods, the work of men's hands, wood and stone, which neither see, nor hear, nor eat, nor smell.


Deuteronomy 27:15 (King James Version) 15Cursed be the man that maketh any graven or molten image, an abomination unto the LORD, the work of the hands of the craftsman, and putteth it in a secret place. And all the people shall answer and say, Amen.


1 Samuel 15:23 (King James Version) 23For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.


2 Kings 18:4 (King James Version) 4He removed the high places, and brake the images, and cut down the groves, and brake in pieces the brasen serpent that Moses had made: for unto those days the children of Israel did burn incense to it: and he called it Nehushtan.


Psalm 115:4-5 (King James Version) 4Their idols are silver and gold, the work of men's hands. 5They have mouths, but they speak not: eyes have they, but they see not:


Isaiah 42:17 (King James Version) 17They shall be turned back, they shall be greatly ashamed, that trust in graven images, that say to the molten images, Ye are our gods.


Isaiah 45:20 (King James Version) 20Assemble yourselves and come; draw near together, ye that are escaped of the nations: they have no knowledge that set up the wood of their graven image, and pray unto a god that cannot save.


Jeremiah 19:4-5 (King James Version) 4Because they have forsaken me, and have estranged this place, and have burned incense in it unto other gods, whom neither they nor their fathers have known, nor the kings of Judah, and have filled this place with the blood of innocents; 5They have built also the high places of Baal, to burn their sons with fire for burnt offerings unto Baal, which I commanded not, nor spake it, neither came it into my mind:


Ezekiel 23:37 (King James Version) 37That they have committed adultery, and blood is in their hands, and with their idols have they committed adultery, and have also caused their sons, whom they bare unto me, to pass for them through the fire, to devour them.


Acts 17:29 (King James Version) 29Forasmuch then as we are the offspring of God, we ought not to think that the Godhead is like unto gold, or silver, or stone, graven by art and man's device.


Romans 1:22-23 (King James Version) 22Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, 23And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.


Romans 1:25 (King James Version) 25Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.


1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (King James Version) 9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


1 Corinthians 8:1-13 (King James Version)1Now as touching things offered unto idols, we know that we all have knowledge. Knowledge puffeth up, but charity edifieth. 2And if any man think that he knoweth any thing, he knoweth nothing yet as he ought to know. 3But if any man love God, the same is known of him. 4As concerning therefore the eating of those things that are offered in sacrifice unto idols, we know that an idol is nothing in the world, and that there is none other God but one. 5For though there be that are called gods, whether in heaven or in earth, (as there be gods many, and lords many,) 6But to us there is but one God, the Father, of whom are all things, and we in him; and one Lord Jesus Christ, by whom are all things, and we by him. 7Howbeit there is not in every man that knowledge: for some with conscience of the idol unto this hour eat it as a thing offered unto an idol; and their conscience being weak is defiled. 8But meat commendeth us not to God: for neither, if we eat, are we the better; neither, if we eat not, are we the worse. 9But take heed lest by any means this liberty of yours become a stumblingblock to them that are weak. 10For if any man see thee which hast knowledge sit at meat in the idol's temple, shall not the conscience of him which is weak be emboldened to eat those things which are offered to idols; 11And through thy knowledge shall the weak brother perish, for whom Christ died? 12But when ye sin so against the brethren, and wound their weak conscience, ye sin against Christ. 13Wherefore, if meat make my brother to offend, I will eat no flesh while the world standeth, lest I make my brother to offend.


1 Corinthians 10:7 (King James Version) 7Neither be ye idolaters, as were some of them; as it is written, The people sat down to eat and drink, and rose up to play.


1 Corinthians 10:14 (King James Version) 14Wherefore, my dearly beloved, flee from idolatry.


1 Corinthians 10:20 (King James Version) 20But I say, that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to devils, and not to God: and I would not that ye should have fellowship with devils.


1 Corinthians 12:2 (King James Version) 2Ye know that ye were Gentiles, carried away unto these dumb idols, even as ye were led.


1 Peter 4:3 (King James Version) 3For the time past of our life may suffice us to have wrought the will of the Gentiles, when we walked in lasciviousness, lusts, excess of wine, revellings, banquetings, and abominable idolatries:


1 John 5:21 (King James Version) 21Little children, keep yourselves from idols. Amen.


Revelation 2:14 (King James Version) 14But I have a few things against thee, because thou hast there them that hold the doctrine of Balaam, who taught Balac to cast a stumblingblock before the children of Israel, to eat things sacrificed unto idols, and to commit fornication.


Revelation 2:20 (King James Version) 20Notwithstanding I have a few things against thee, because thou sufferest that woman Jezebel, which calleth herself a prophetess, to teach and to seduce my servants to commit fornication, and to eat things sacrificed unto idols.


Revelation 9:20 (King James Version) 20And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk:


Revelation 21:8 (King James Version) 8But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
I don't know where the flying spaghetti monster thing came from (i think he's just quoting south park) but the Yog-Sothoth is some character or something from the Cthulhu Mythos books.
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Default Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster! - 12-17-2010, 03:34 AM

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Umm, I'm a newly converted Pastafarian
Then there's still hope. You haven't done all the rituals yet, have you?
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you know maybe instead of thinking everything that you don't like must be evil or a demon, you might want to just think that Some people have their own beliefs and customs, and maybe they're not out to kill you or rape you or any of your outlandish assumes,
I didn't assume that Pastafarians are out to kill or rape me. Just that they are worshipping a demon.

Its name is Yog-Sothoth. I have shown you pictures.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster was created by Bobby Henderson as a user-friendly verson of Yog-Sothoth, in an attempt to introduce Y-S into the mainstream human consciousness and draw him back into our world.

I would think it's fairly obvious.

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I don't mock god, I simply believe in a kinder god, that has a different physical appearance than your god. And as a matter of fact, I DO believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And the FSM isn't similar to your god, the FSM believes in equality, where your god does not.
Yes, Yog-Sothoth does believe humans are equally worthless and to be equally despised by him.

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I don't know where the flying spaghetti monster thing came from (i think he's just quoting south park) but the Yog-Sothoth is some character or something from the Cthulhu Mythos books.
You don't know where the Flying Spaghetti Monster came from? What planet do you live on?

Did you never see renowned Pastafarian Jo Freddie ranting away about the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster on this very forum?

Do you know how to operate Google?

And yes, Howard Phillips Lovecraft did write about Yog-Sothoth and other so-called "Elder Gods". While the name "Cthulhu Mythos" has been attributed to his work, he himself called it "Yog-Sothothery". This indicates the pre-eminence of Yog-Sothoth.

Cthulhu, let's face it, makes a far better child's toy than a wad of tentacles.



Lovecraft's writing was based upon his own visions and nightmares, communicated to him by the demons themselves. They convinced him that they existed before and were more powerful than God Himself.

As for Bobby Henderson and his Flying Spaghetti Monster? I cannot honestly say for certain whether his participation in this heinous promotion of Yog-Sothoth is intentional or innocent. Perhaps he thinks himself the brilliant creator of a genuine religion that is intended to mock Christians. Perhaps he knows full well that he is working day and night to call Yog-Sothoth into our world.

Is Bobby Henderson a willing tool of Yog-Sothoth? I don't know what sort of tool he is.

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Default Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster! - 01-03-2011, 05:33 AM

Has everyone been praying that Bobby Henderson, tool of Yog-Sothoth, fails in his quest to draw that evil and vile being into our world?


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Default Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster! - 01-03-2011, 05:47 AM

Yog-Sothoth and Our Lord Noodle are totally un-related
Firstly Our Lord Noodle is a Deity who chooses to represent himself as Pasta, the image you show is clearly some form of calamari.


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Default Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster! - 01-03-2011, 05:51 AM

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Yog-Sothoth and Our Lord Noodle are totally un-related
Firstly Our Lord Noodle is a Deity who chooses to represent himself as Pasta, the image you show is clearly some form of calamari.
I knew you'd be back to defend your demonic representation of Yog-Sothoth!

What do we see so commonly paired? Noodles and calamari!



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Default Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster! - 01-03-2011, 06:59 AM

Seriously, this thread made my day. Yog-Sothoth is the Flying Spaghetti Monster, alright.

Although, wouldn't Christians such as yourselves find the works of H.P. Lovecraft far too "demonic" to read?


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Default Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster! - 01-03-2011, 02:48 PM

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Then there's still hope. You haven't done all the rituals yet, have you?

I didn't assume that Pastafarians are out to kill or rape me. Just that they are worshipping a demon.

Its name is Yog-Sothoth. I have shown you pictures.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster was created by Bobby Henderson as a user-friendly verson of Yog-Sothoth, in an attempt to introduce Y-S into the mainstream human consciousness and draw him back into our world.

I would think it's fairly obvious.


Yes, Yog-Sothoth does believe humans are equally worthless and to be equally despised by him.


Well, it IS the home of the Pope!

You don't know where the Flying Spaghetti Monster came from? What planet do you live on?

Did you never see renowned Pastafarian Jo Freddie ranting away about the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster on this very forum?

Do you know how to operate Google?

And yes, Howard Phillips Lovecraft did write about Yog-Sothoth and other so-called "Elder Gods". While the name "Cthulhu Mythos" has been attributed to his work, he himself called it "Yog-Sothothery". This indicates the pre-eminence of Yog-Sothoth.

Cthulhu, let's face it, makes a far better child's toy than a wad of tentacles.



Lovecraft's writing was based upon his own visions and nightmares, communicated to him by the demons themselves. They convinced him that they existed before and were more powerful than God Himself.

As for Bobby Henderson and his Flying Spaghetti Monster? I cannot honestly say for certain whether his participation in this heinous promotion of Yog-Sothoth is intentional or innocent. Perhaps he thinks himself the brilliant creator of a genuine religion that is intended to mock Christians. Perhaps he knows full well that he is working day and night to call Yog-Sothoth into our world.

Is Bobby Henderson a willing tool of Yog-Sothoth? I don't know what sort of tool he is.

Pray he does not succeed!
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Actually the Sovrano Militare Ordine Ospedaliero di San Giovanni di Gerusalemme di Rodi e di Malta is even smaller. But what is your point?


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I knew you'd be back to defend your demonic representation of Yog-Sothoth!
HP Lovecraft was very hostile to religion, you have fallen into his trap, one set to try and discredit Our Lord Noodle. Deep down Lovecraft subconsciously new the true nature of God and in his perverted way tried to depict his form as evil.


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Default Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster! - 01-11-2011, 01:54 AM

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Seriously, this thread made my day. Yog-Sothoth is the Flying Spaghetti Monster, alright.

Although, wouldn't Christians such as yourselves find the works of H.P. Lovecraft far too "demonic" to read?
Miss LaForte, I do understand your concerns, but how can we know what the enemy is up to if we do not read its literature?

I would not recommend Lovecraft for Christian children, or even most True Christian™ women, but reading such things as research is important for True Christian™ men. Rest assured that I did not read his depraved Necrophilion for recreation!
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HP Lovecraft was very hostile to religion, you have fallen into his trap, one set to try and discredit Our Lord Noodle. Deep down Lovecraft subconsciously new the true nature of God and in his perverted way tried to depict his form as evil.
Deep down, Bobby Henderson subconsciously knew the true nature of Yog-Sothoth and in his perverted way tried to depict its form as innocuous.


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Iä! Iä! Flying Spaghetti Monster Fhtagn! Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Bobby Henderson R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Oh good Lord, he's back!

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Oh good Lord, he's back!

Why can't that which is not dead eternally lie, and with strange aeons even Pastafarian demon-worship die?
That's quite a riddle you've set forth, Sister!

You've got me stumped. Doesn't Joe Friday here lie eternally, claiming Yog-Sothoth is actually a pasta god?


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Default Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster! - 01-11-2011, 03:07 AM

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Actually the Sovrano Militare Ordine OspedalZero di San Giovanni di Gerusalemme di Rodi e di Malta is even smaller. But what is your point?
How does Sealand compare for size?

They were anxious about changing coastal limits a little while ago, but were not making any territorial claims on extant EU territory e.g. Harwich. There is a wikipedia page, but I won't link to it.
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Default Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster! - 01-11-2011, 04:27 AM

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Miss LaForte, I do understand your concerns, but how can we know what the enemy is up to if we do not read its literature?

I would not recommend Lovecraft for Christian children, or even most True Christian™ women, but reading such things as research is important for True Christian™ men. Rest assured that I did not read his depraved Necrophilion for recreation!
A very good reason, if I do say so myself! One must know his enemy better than himself, after all, or else how could one effectively refute another's arguments with the Truth? That's why I think I have an advantage from being an atheist before converting to True Christianity® - I know all their nonsensical arguments they can sling.

And unfortunately for myself, in my days of devil-worship, a.k.a. atheism, I had read Lovecraft's complete works. I think I could be of help here - if anyone doesn't want to corrupt their mind with his false idol necrophilia and wants simply the main points given in Lovecraft's work, I could give it to them, having read them previously.


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Default Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster! - 01-11-2011, 10:57 AM

C'Thulhu is a weak simpering cuttlefish compared with the LORD GOD.

He's in a coma and has a crazy castle in the sea...

I am not impressed. I could manage that on my own with a pile of bricks and a mason jar full of methamphetamine, thank you.
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Default Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster! - 01-12-2011, 02:48 AM

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He's in a coma and has a crazy castle in the sea...

I am not impressed. I could manage that on my own with a pile of bricks and a mason jar full of methamphetamine, thank you.
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Yes, what a terrifying creature.


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Default Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster! - 01-12-2011, 08:43 AM

I'm not an expert, but I believe that illustration is an abomination.

The image of that hideous work is still burning in my eyes after I close them. It's actually scarier than c'thulhu, though not nearly as terrifying as the LORD GOD.
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That's quite a riddle you've set forth, Sister!

You've got me stumped. Doesn't Joe Friday here lie eternally, claiming Yog-Sothoth is actually a pasta god?
That lie is yours not mine Rodders.


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