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Old 06-05-2015, 12:58 AM
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Praise !

After some prayer, I decided to change my avatar to a real picture of myself. Although I just went Straight-4-Jesus© and I i'm totally in love with my , I realize my wretched sinful nature and risking Hell-fire is not worth the sacrilege.


"But He was wounded for our transgressions, He was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon Him; and with His stripes we are healed." (Isaiah 53:5)
My iniquities and transgressions temporarily killed my . Eternity is no laughing matter, and the wages of sin is death (Romans 6:23).



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Old 06-05-2015, 01:31 AM
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I realize my wretched sinful nature and risking Hell-fire is not worth the sacrilege.
Well young man, you do seem to be sincere in your fervent repentance for your filthy sin. I know the struggle out of gayness and misery all too well, having spent most of my adult life coupled to anonymous strange men.

This should help you in your new life of serving Jesus Christ, and avoiding the impulse to "ride the pipe". Stay strong, and I will be praying with you. I am proud of you, so far.

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Old 06-13-2015, 12:16 AM
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I would not sully this Godly place with pictures of my womanhood. I was brought up to believe in modesty and I know how heavy is the burden of Eve's First Sinning. This is no place to be inflaming manly lust and fornication and I would rather willingly submit to my husband's leather, than go against his word.

Matthew 5 27-28 'But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.'
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Old 06-13-2015, 12:38 AM
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Does your husband approve of those Devil's trinkets in your ears, the lips of a painted whore and Jezebel's hair that might inflame a poor helpless man? These are the mark of a whore and a loose Goodless woman. Praise the Lord may your husband's arms be blessed with God's Vengeful Judgement and may His intervention save your Aeternal Soul. Amen
1 Timothy 2 8:10
'I desire…that women should adorn themselves in respectable apparel, with modesty and self-control, not with braided hair and gold or pearls or costly attire, but with what is proper for women who profess godliness—with good works.'
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Does your husband approve of those Devil's trinkets in your ears, the lips of a painted whore and Jezebel's hair that might inflame a poor helpless man? These are the mark of a whore and a loose Goodless woman. Praise the Lord may your husband's arms be blessed with God's Vengeful Judgement and may His intervention save your Aeternal Soul. Amen
1 Timothy 2 8:10
'I desire…that women should adorn themselves in respectable apparel, with modesty and self-control, not with braided hair and gold or pearls or costly attire, but with what is proper for women who profess godliness—with good works.'
My dear, Miss Mitza is a young and delicate flower of True Christian™ femininity. Also, I don't know how bad is the resolution on your computer screen is (or maybe you need to clean it up a little), but Sister Mitza's avatar is not a photograph but a computer-created avatar thingy.

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Old 06-13-2015, 12:55 AM
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My dear, Miss Mitza is a young and delicate flower of True Christian™ femininity. Also, I don't know how bad is the resolution on your computer screen is (or maybe you need to clean it up a little), but Sister Mitza's avatar is not a photograph but a computer-created avatar thingy.

I hope that was helpful, dear.
Praise the Lord that such a thing is not real. I believe the Internet is a place of uncounted idolatry, sodomy and blasphemy. Not that I would ever look. Praise the Lord.
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