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Default Science Wrong, Bible Right - 09-06-2014, 02:20 AM

There are innumerable examples the prove how science is wrong and the ible (Holy Word of God) is right. Here's an example:


I encourage other True Christians™ who are moved by the Holy Spirit to post other examples.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Science Wrong, Bible Right - 12-13-2014, 03:59 AM

The first thing in your list says "The Earth is a sphere" according to Isaiah yet you have an entire thread saying that the Earth is flat. I'm confused.
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Default Re: Science Wrong, Bible Right - 12-13-2014, 04:11 AM

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The first thing in your list says "The Earth is a sphere" according to Isaiah yet you have an entire thread saying that the Earth is flat. I'm confused.
The earth has four corners.

Isaiah 11:12 And he shall set up an ensign for the nations, and shall assemble the outcasts of Israel, and gather together the dispersed of Judah from the four corners of the earth.

Acts 10:11 And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending upon him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth:

Revelation 7:1 And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree.


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Default Re: Science Wrong, Bible Right - 12-13-2014, 10:39 PM

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The first thing in your list says "The Earth is a sphere" according to Isaiah yet you have an entire thread saying that the Earth is flat. I'm confused.
Apparently, God wants you to be confused:

1 Corinthians 1:27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;


Stop worrying about foolish things, sweetie!
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Default Re: Science Wrong, Bible Right - 12-13-2014, 11:04 PM

I don't know why you folks are trying to correct me. I'm not arguing with you, I'm simply pointing out that your information is conflicting. They can't both be true. Thanks for changing my user name, it makes me feel like you care. All hail Xenu!!
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Default Re: Science Wrong, Bible Right - 12-13-2014, 11:09 PM

I also wanted to say, that Felicity chic on here is pretty hot. Is she for sale or something?
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Default Re: Science Wrong, Bible Right - 12-13-2014, 11:20 PM

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I don't know why you folks are trying to correct me. I'm not arguing with you, I'm simply pointing out that your information is conflicting. They can't both be true. Thanks for changing my user name, it makes me feel like you care. <<<some gibberish removed>>>
Don't even bother trying to understtand; all you need to do is believe.

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5 That your faith should not stand in the wisdom of men, but in the power of God.
6 Howbeit we speak wisdom among them that are perfect: yet not the wisdom of this world, nor of the princes of this world, that come to nought:
7 But we speak the wisdom of God in a mystery, even the hidden wisdom, which God ordained before the world unto our glory:


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I also wanted to say, that Felicity chic on here is pretty hot. Is she for sale or something?
Felicity is going to marry a Godly True Christian™ man of her father's choosing.
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...Is she for sale or something?
As her father is a True Christian™ and she's presently unbetrothed, of course she is.

Just not to you.


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