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California living on borrowed time? -
09-20-2012, 07:02 PM
This young man hasn't mentioned scripture, so I'm not quite sure where he's getting his information, but he seems so sincere!
Not just California, but Nevada and Oregon too.
I often pray for the safety and well being of my neighbors. Is it possible I've been praying against God's plan for this debauched state?
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Re: California living on borrowed time? -
09-20-2012, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
This young man hasn't mentioned scripture, so I'm not quite sure where he's getting his information, but he seems so sincere!
Not just California, but Nevada and Oregon too.
I often pray for the safety and well being of my neighbors. Is it possible I've been praying against God's plan for this debauched state?
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I really hope it hits Oregon, especially Communist Eugene
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Re: California living on borrowed time? -
09-20-2012, 08:07 PM
Hmm, he pronounces "Oregon" like an East Coaster. This may be a false prophet.
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Re: California living on borrowed time? -
09-20-2012, 08:08 PM
Half the people in Eugene wouldn't even notice an earthquake because their beds are already shaking from all the adultery!
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Re: California living on borrowed time? -
09-21-2012, 05:01 AM
Just on the basis of sodomy alone, California is on borrowed time. I can't WAIT for the day that Jesus sends that pack of queers, beaners and liberals into the sea, where they will be consumed by all those whales they're in love with!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: California living on borrowed time? -
09-25-2012, 08:18 AM
I agree with Faith Machine and he saying good for you because their beds are already shaking from all the adultery.
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Re: California living on borrowed time? -
09-25-2012, 02:21 PM
This handsome fellow instills in me much skepticism. The Bible warns of false prophets so beware! Falling victim to Satan's scheming brood will undoubtedly put our brethren at risk of losing their salvation!
Matthew 7:15:
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
Mark 13:22:
For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.
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Re: California living on borrowed time? -
09-25-2012, 03:27 PM
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This handsome fellow instills in me much skepticism. The Bible warns of false prophets so beware! Falling victim to Satan's scheming brood will undoubtedly put our brethren at risk of losing their salvation!
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Friend,
Remember a stopped watch is right twice a day.
This Calfagfornia we are talking about. The only question is why hasn't God smote the state before now. As Ronald Regean famously said, nothing good has ever come out of California.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: California living on borrowed time? -
09-25-2012, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
This young man hasn't mentioned scripture, so I'm not quite sure where he's getting his information, but he seems so sincere!
Not just California, but Nevada and Oregon too.
I often pray for the safety and well being of my neighbors. Is it possible I've been praying against God's plan for this debauched state?
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God often speaks through the feeble minded and children, so we shouldn't dismiss this young man's testimony.
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Originally Posted by God in the KJV1611
And said unto him, Hearest thou what these say? And Jesus saith unto them, Yea; have ye never read, Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings thou hast perfected praise?
Matthew 21:16
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We should also be on the lookout for talking donkeys.
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Originally Posted by God in the KJV1611
And when the ass saw the angel of the Lord, she fell down under Balaam: and Balaam's anger was kindled, and he smote the ass with a staff.
And the Lord opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?
And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee.
And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? and he said, Nay.
Then the Lord opened the eyes of Balaam, and he saw the angel of the Lord standing in the way, and his sword drawn in his hand: and he bowed down his head, and fell flat on his face.
Numbers 22:27-31
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If there are any reports of talking donkeys prophesying that an earthquake will destroy California, Oregon, Washinton, and Nevada, I think we could say with 100% certainty that we have been warned by God of an impending disaster. Especially if the holy donkey has a coughing fit half way through his testimony.
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Re: California living on borrowed time? -
09-25-2012, 05:14 PM
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God often speaks through the feeble minded and children, so we shouldn't dismiss this young man's testimony.
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We should also be on the lookout for talking donkeys.
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Brother Captain Portway is absolutely right.
We Christians are obligated to read great meaning into everything, no matter how stupid it may be, just in case GOD is trying to teach the arrogant a thing or two by having a retarded baby rebuke the leaders of nations.
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Re: California living on borrowed time? -
09-25-2012, 05:20 PM
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in case GOD is trying to teach the arrogant a thing or two by having a retarded baby rebuke the leaders of nations.
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Oh, so you saw Trig Palin's speech, too?
He was amazingly eloquent for a little mongoloid.
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Re: California living on borrowed time? -
09-25-2012, 06:00 PM
California is obviously like a magnet for the sinful. Knowing that they are doomed to Hell they congregate, that they might all show the world the might of God when He finally sends the big quake.
Why else would it be full of Homosexuals and whores?
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Re: California living on borrowed time? -
09-25-2012, 06:08 PM
Personally I think we should hand California back to Mexico. Doing that alone would probably solve the deficit problem, what with their reckless tax-and-spend liberals and all. And as a bonus we wouldn't have to worry about listening to the Baldwin brothers anymore
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Re: California living on borrowed time? -
09-27-2012, 02:49 AM
I feel quite certain the Lord will find some way of keeping me safe as California crumbles and burns around me.
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Re: California living on borrowed time? -
09-27-2012, 03:11 AM
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I feel quite certain the Lord will find some way of keeping me safe as California crumbles and burns around me.
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Maybe it will happen on Satan's Birthday, Halloween.
You'll be safe in Freehold for the Witch Hunt, right?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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