[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Take one look at this demonized floor tard and tell me it's not a demon OR possessed by a demon. It' almost like a half Messicant, half octopus.

I appears to be chanting something so try not to listen too hard.

I wonder what sort of disgusting sins her parents committed to have this octo-tard for a child.... beside being drug dealing catlicks.


WARNING! Not for the weak of faith! You might want to say a prayer before you watch this to protect your computer from having tard demons come through it from viewing this video!

[Jedediah]

You know, just about the only good thing about retardeds is that you can put them to work. Growing up on the farm, we had a couple of retarded mexicans who did all the manual labor. Hell, if it wasn't for the good ol' internal combustion engine, we'd have had those tard boys pulling the plows for us. I'd just sit up on the tractor, point, and tell them what to do. They'd come back when they were done, all grins, and I'd give them each a Pop Tart. My uncle had them trained up like one of those Pavlov dogs.

But that wretched little creature... I'm not sure what the hell that thing would be good for.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Miss Johnson, that is a very unsettling video. I didn't make it all the way through: once she started barking, well, that was just a little too much for me.

But I try to see the good side of everything, and I had an idea: what if you strapped a micro-fiber towel to the underside of that beast and had it clean and buff your wood floors? Like a Tard-Swiffer.

Of course you'd have to have its vocal cords removed.



Yours in Christ,

Zech

[Brother Enoch]

Dear Lord, what is that abomination and why isn't someone beating it with a stick?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

You know my father (Pastor Lamentations Flint) once told me that as a boy he had a collection of mongoloid babies like that thing in the video, and even a few pinheads. He bought them cheap someplace and anyway he'd put them in clay jars and seal them up from the neck down and keep them there as entertainment. He said they'd squawk and bark and spout all manner of gibberish, and he'd have them bite the heads off chickens and rodents and such. He said they were good for plenty of fun for a couple of weeks or so, but then they'd get to smelling bad and he'd have to throw them out.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Originally Posted by Jedediah

You know, just about the only good thing about retardeds is that you can put them to work. Growing up on the farm, we had a couple of retarded mexicans who did all the manual labor. Hell, if it wasn't for the good ol' internal combustion engine, we'd have had those tard boys pulling the plows for us. I'd just sit up on the tractor, point, and tell them what to do. They'd come back when they were done, all grins, and I'd give them each a Pop Tart. My uncle had them trained up like one of those Pavlov dogs.

But that wretched little creature... I'm not sure what the hell that thing would be good for.

Octo-tard reminds me of an old joke.

Q. You know what you get when you cross a Messicant with an Octupus?

A. I dunno, but it sure can pick lettuce!

But that wretched little creature... I'm not sure what the hell that thing would be good for.

She looks like she would be good at cleaning the floor. Kinda like a Roomba, but all drooly and demon possessed.

[Dan U. Holier]

Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson

...You might want to say a prayer before you watch this to protect your computer from having tard demons come through it from viewing this video!

Thanks for the warning, dear sister; the JesOS7 anti-demon defense suite on my ‘puter went berserk while playing this disgusting flick.

Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson

I wonder what sort of disgusting sins her parents committed to have this octo-tard for a child...

As a member of the G.A.P.E. (Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition) I have an unpleasant duty to monitor the obscenities going on the intertubes; based on that I’d guess the mother of this hybrid must have been involved into so-called “tentacle” abomination. It can’t get any worse.

Utterly disgusted, D.U.H.

[whohatesgod?thisguy.]

If heaven is filled with people like you guys, Ill gladly go to hell. how can you make fun of a child who is mentally challenged? you disgust me and I hope to see you in hell.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Originally Posted by whohatesgod?thisguy.

If heaven is filled with people like you guys, Ill gladly go to hell. how can you make fun of a child who is mentally challenged? you disgust me and I hope to see you in hell.

Is it not God who punishes them who hate Him?

Exodus 20:5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

Now, we already know God punishes the children of people who hate Him. What does God say about gimps?

Leviticus 21:18-20 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

What does the Bible say that God does for those He punishes? Does it say He feels sorry for them? Not at all. God laughs at them.

Psalm 2:1-2 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision.
Then shall he speak unto them in his wrath, and vex them in his sore displeasure.

Why would God do such a thing? Because He is much greater and more powerful than we tiny ants to His great wisdom. He has the power to. That's why. Deal with it.

Romans 9:20-21Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?
Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?

I hope you have found this enlightening.

[Deaner]

Originally Posted by whohatesgod?thisguy.

If heaven is filled with people like you guys, Ill gladly go to hell. how can you make fun of a child who is mentally challenged? you disgust me and I hope to see you in hell.

You will be the one going to hell for condemning God's creation. What do you think; we did that monstrosity???

[HannahMillar]

All babies are beautiful and deserve to be loved. They were brought into this world by God, just like all of you. Christianity is about love. And love is love regardless of who it's for. If you read the bible without all your prejudiced beliefs you would see that. God wants us to love, forgive and save each other. And if you can't even do that to a child, it's hard to imagine who you would do it for.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by HannahMillar

All babies are beautiful and deserve to be loved. They were brought into this world by God, just like all of you. Christianity is about love. And love is love regardless of who it's for. If you read the bible without all your prejudiced beliefs you would see that. God wants us to love, forgive and save each other. And if you can't even do that to a child, it's hard to imagine who you would do it for.

Wrong again, Hannah. All babies are born full of sin and are demonic When they are older and can repent then God gives them beauty. An adult should never turn their back on those creatures. Way too dangerous.
I will not look at or speak to any child until they have completely given themselves to Jesus.

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by HannahMillar

Christianity is about love. And love is love regardless of who it's for. If you read the bible without all your prejudiced beliefs you would see that.

Are you actually serious?

Regardless of who it it for?

Perhaps you need to read the Bible without this assumption.

Matthew 13

36Then Jesus sent the multitude away, and went into the house: and his disciples came unto him, saying, Declare unto us the parable of the tares of the field. 37He answered and said unto them, He that soweth the good seed is the Son of man; 38The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one; 39The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels. 40As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world. 41The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; 42And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. 43Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

Yes, Jesus is all about love. Love for those who have followed His message.

John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

Want to know what is "all things that offend, and them which do iniquity?" Then read the Bible.

[The Humanist]

Originally Posted by HannahMillar

All babies are beautiful and deserve to be loved. They were brought into this world by God, just like all of you. Christianity is about love. And love is love regardless of who it's for. If you read the bible without all your prejudiced beliefs you would see that. God wants us to love, forgive and save each other. And if you can't even do that to a child, it's hard to imagine who you would do it for.

Never mind what god wants us to do!

Babies are our future. If we don't raise our babies to love and respect one another how will they in turn merit respect? Why turn on some poor baby who through no fault of her own is in some way genetically challenged?

Humanity can rise above this horrible scriptural nightmare our forefathers left us with and forge a rational future.

[HannahMillar]

Originally Posted by The Humanist

Never mind what god wants us to do!

Babies are our future. If we don't raise our babies to love and respect one another how will they in turn merit respect? Why turn on some poor baby who through no fault of her own is in some way genetically challenged?

Humanity can rise above this horrible scriptural nightmare our forefathers left us with and forge a rational future.

I'm with you. It's up to us to raise children to love and care for each other. And what do you expect a baby to do to you when you turn your back? Fly kick you? I love babies. ALL BABIES. Because they have never done anything wrong and therefore i have no reason not to love and trust them.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by HannahMillar

I'm with you. It's up to us to raise children to love and care for each other. And what do you expect a baby to do to you when you turn your back? Fly kick you? I love babies. ALL BABIES. Because they have never done anything wrong and therefore i have no reason not to love and trust them.

Hannah, you are so very wrong. Can you back up your wild assertations with scripture?

Babies have not done anything right. Not once have they pledged thier everlasting support for the True Christian™ way of life. All they do is take and give nothing to Our Lord.

Acts 2:41 Then they that gladly received his word were baptized: and the same day there were added unto them about three thousand souls.
(first they believed - then they were baptized)

Acts 8:12 But when they believed Philip preaching the things concerning the kingdom of God, and the name of Jesus Christ, they were baptized, both men and women.
Acts 8:13 Then Simon himself believed also: and when he was baptized, he continued with Philip, and wondered, beholding the miracles and signs which were done.
(Verse 12: Men and women - but no children)

Acts 8:36 And as they went on their way, they came unto a certain water: and the eunuch said, See, here is water; what doth hinder me to be baptized?
Acts 8:37 And Philip said, If thou believest with all thine heart, thou mayest. And he answered and said, I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God.

Do you honestly think a baby understands the ramifications of Baptism? Of course not. Babies only eat and poop. Never do they say Gods name in praise.

[HannahMillar]

A baby doesn't have the physical ability to so anything more than laugh, eat, sleep and poop so it would be stupid of me to hate it for doing these things. You cant hate someone for not doing something when they don't even have the capability to do so.

That would be like saying 'I hate you because you can't fly' when clearly you are just a wingless human.

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by HannahMillar

A baby doesn't have the physical ability to so anything more than laugh, eat, sleep and poop so it would be stupid of me to hate it for doing these things. You cant hate someone for not doing something when they don't even have the capability to do so.

That would be like saying 'I hate you because you can't fly' when clearly you are just a wingless human.

Who said anything about hating babies? Considering them to be incapable of Salvation is just realistic.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by HannahMillar

A baby doesn't have the physical ability to so anything more than laugh, eat, sleep and poop so it would be stupid of me to hate it for doing these things. You cant hate someone for not doing something when they don't even have the capability to do so.

That would be like saying 'I hate you because you can't fly' when clearly you are just a wingless human.

All babies are born full of sin. Once a child reaches maturity, they are capable of making decisions about their life. Until then, they are full of the Devil.
That 'cute' look you like so much is Lucifer tempting you. Why do you think babies nuzzle a womans bosom? It is a desire to rape them, plain and simple. Do you want to be raped?

I am still waiting for your scripture to back up your bizarre claims.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Originally Posted by HannahMillar

I'm with you. It's up to us to raise children to love and care for each other. And what do you expect a baby to do to you when you turn your back? Fly kick you? I love babies. ALL BABIES. Because they have never done anything wrong and therefore i have no reason not to love and trust them.

That's fundamentally wrong and against what the Bible tells us. You see, Hannah, God's Word tells us that everyone is a worthless sinner from the moment they are born. Even little "innocent" babies deserve God's wrath.

Psalm 58:3 The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.

Here Job tells us that nothing is pure to God, especially not babies.

Job 14:4-6 How then can man be justified with God? or how can he be clean that is born of a woman?
Behold even to the moon, and it shineth not; yea, the stars are not pure in his sight.
How much less man, that is a worm? and the son of man, which is a worm?