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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-14-2010, 10:02 PM
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There are several reasons for that:
- There are 10 times more sheep than women available in New Zealand.
- New Zealand whores are expensive, New Zealand sheep are free.
- New Zealand sheep never whine and they never have headaches.
- New Zealand sheep can not get pregnant from New Zealand men.
- New Zealand women are extremely ugly. And closing your eyes will still not fix the smell.
New Zealand women versus New Zealand sheep .
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Wow, that's a New Zealand woman, eh. And you can say this because you have met her? You have met many New Zealand women and can tell me that they're all ugly? Actually, could you name for me some famous New Zealand women, given you're the supposed expert on what New Zealanders are and are not?
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I've been thinking about this, actually. If the world ends just East of New Zealand, what happens to the USA? You are, after all, to the EAST of New Zealand. Does that mean that the USA doesn't exist?
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Actually you made it personal I just responded to what you said:
Don't start something you are not prepared to finish!
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You're right! I did start it! Actually, I finished it as well, when I stated the fact that I am not a whore. So I would say that particular topic is over.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-14-2010, 10:16 PM
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Wow, that's a New Zealand woman, eh. And you can say this because you have met her?
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No, I just searched for New Zealand women in Google. I also found worse but I didn't want to post those on our friendly family forum. I can give you a link though: WARNING DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK UNLESS YOU HAVE A STRONG STOMACH!
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I've been thinking about this, actually. If the world ends just East of New Zealand, what happens to the USA? You are, after all, to the EAST of New Zealand. Does that mean that the USA doesn't exist?
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We are in the west, not in the east. Did you never watch Westerns as a child? They didn't call them Easterns for a reason you know.
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You're right! I did start it! Actually, I finished it as well, when I stated the fact that I am not a whore. So I would say that particular topic is over.
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No you did not finish it. You claimed not to be a whore. When I asked some simple questions to verify if that was indeed true you refused to answer. So I can only conclude that you are indeed a whore, otherwise you could have simply answered my questions.
I will try this one more time. Are you either a virgin or are you married and did you only have sex with your husband after you got married? I ask this because if you had sex without being married you would be a whore.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-14-2010, 10:27 PM
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I'd be interested in your search terms, there. When I typed in 'New Zealand women', she was certainly NOT what came up for the first two search pages, at least. For all I know she may be a New Zealander, but given the USA has a higher rate of obesity that New Zealand, I would say there are a few women looking similar over by you as well.
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No you did not finish it. You claimed not to be a whore. When I asked some simple questions to verify if that was indeed true you refused to answer. So I can only conclude that you are indeed a whore, otherwise you could have simply answered my questions.
I will try this one more time. Are you either a virgin or are you married and did you only have sex with your husband after you got married? I ask this because if you had sex without being married you would be a whore.
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I think it's you that's missing the point. Dictionary.com (and the Oxford English Dictionary sitting beside my computer) bother describe a whore as 'a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet.' I have never done that, THEREFORE, I am not a whore. I think if one just has promiscuous sexual intercourse because they want to, they could possibly be described as a slut, but not a whore.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-14-2010, 10:34 PM
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I think it's you that's missing the point. Dictionary.com (and the Oxford English Dictionary sitting beside my computer) bother describe a whore as 'a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet.' I have never done that, THEREFORE, I am not a whore. I think if one just has promiscuous sexual intercourse because they want to, they could possibly be described as a slut, but not a whore.
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So you had sex with at most one man and when you did you were married to that man? I fail to see how you can keep claiming not to be a whore and at the same time keep refusing to answer that simple question.
And your dictionary completely agrees with me. "Promiscuous sexual intercourse" is sex with multiple man or sex with a man who is not married to you. And if you did it for free that does not mean you are not a whore. As the dictionary says whores do it "usually for money" which also means sometimes they do it for free. When they do it for free they are simply called cheap whores. But they still are whores. That they also are sluts is a different subject.
Like I said before, do not start something you are not prepared to finish. Now please finish this by giving an honest answer to the question.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-14-2010, 10:45 PM
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And your dictionary completely agrees with me. "Promiscuous sexual intercourse" is sex with multiple man or sex with a man who is not married to you. And if you did it for free that does not mean you are not a whore. As the dictionary says whores do it "usually for money" which also means sometimes they do it for free. When they do it for free they are simply called cheap whores. But they still are whores. That they also are sluts is a different subject.
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Actually I think that would make them a free whore, ie, no longer a whore, but whatever. YOUR definition of a whore is a woman who ever has sex ever, basically. Except it's ok if she's married, yeah?
Since you want to know so badly, no, I'm not married. Yes, I have had sex. So I guess you would think of me as a whore. Whatever. Do what you like, as long as you continue to rebut the points I make, not just bitch on about what a whore I am or disregard everything I say because sex has clearly addled my brains.
I'm still interested to know where you found that picture, by the way. What search terms did you use, exactly?
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-14-2010, 10:55 PM
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Actually I think that would make them a free whore, ie, no longer a whore, but whatever. YOUR definition of a whore is a woman who ever has sex ever, basically. Except it's ok if she's married, yeah?
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That is true. And your dictionary and the Holy Bible clearly agree with me on this.
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Since you want to know so badly, no, I'm not married. Yes, I have had sex. So I guess you would think of me as a whore.
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That is correct, you fit the definition.
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Whatever. Do what you like, as long as you continue to rebut the points I make, not just bitch on about what a whore I am or disregard everything I say because sex has clearly addled my brains.
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That seems fair enough. I will not do that.
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I'm still interested to know where you found that picture, by the way. What search terms did you use, exactly?
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I used "New", "Zealand" and "women". Another one I found that way is this one: WARNING ONLY CLICK IF YOU HAVE A STRONG STOMACH.
Perhaps your government is forcing Google to do some censoring on this, just like they do in China, to protect you people from the horrible truth.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-14-2010, 10:55 PM
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no, I'm not married. Yes, I have had sex.
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Sweet Lord Jesus,
Please do not avert Your Face from this woman's iniquity! For her evils are like those of Jezebel, and the stench of her fornication is terrible in Your Nostrils, as well as in the nostrils of the True Christians™ who preach the truth to this harlot, like good Brother Cranky.
Please make clear to her what being a good woman before you means. Please teach her about Proverbs 31, Sweet Lord.
Make her repent, and become a True Christian™ Servant of a Godly Husband, which is Your Destiny for womankind.
And make her more attractive than she is now, as Brother Cranky showed. For it is Your Will that we women look good, to please the husband You set to rule over us.
And thank you, Lord, for sharing with us the disgusting truth about these evil people on their island, who fornicate with farmyard animals! Let them feel Your Righteous Wrath and punishments for their evils!
In Jesus' Name,
Amen.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-15-2010, 02:29 AM
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That seems fair enough. I will not do that.
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Thank you. I've actually just received a private message telling me off for confessing that on the board, even though it was in a response to a direct question, but I appreciate your agreeing not to hassle me about that further.
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No, you didn't. If one enters those as search terms, the results are: several photos from dating sites, a pregnant woman, and a whole bunch of sportswomen. ( http://images.google.co.nz/images?q=...N&hl=en&tab=wi) And I doubt very much our government is censoring the internet, so I figure you must be making that up.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-15-2010, 03:20 AM
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No, you didn't. If one enters those as search terms, the results are: several photos from dating sites, a pregnant woman, and a whole bunch of sportswomen. ( http://images.google.co.nz/images?q=...N&hl=en&tab=wi) And I doubt very much our government is censoring the internet, so I figure you must be making that up.
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Um, no. I'm in Canada and I just entered the three terms Brother Cranky used, and I got the same result. Plus a lot of other images that won't allow me to sleep tonight. Or maybe ever.
You should probably talk to your censors about what you don't see that the rest of the free world does.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-15-2010, 04:05 AM
I'm still confused if this is actually a real site or if it's just some really
good troll who is fooling you all.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-15-2010, 04:08 AM
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I'm still confused if this is actually a real site or if it's just some really
good troll who is fooling you all.
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Satan is a troll who is fooling you into giving up Paradise for Hell!!!
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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-15-2010, 07:22 AM
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And I doubt very much our government is censoring the internet,
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How can you be sure about that?
And you are mistaken.
In July 2009, it was reported that the Department of Internal Affairs (DIA) had plans to introduce Internet filtering in New Zealand.
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However, the New Zealand Department of Internal Affairs ran a trial internet filtering scheme in conjunction with Ihug, Watchdog, Maxnet and TelstraClear in 2007/2008 and is planning to fully implement it in 2009/2010.
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The Censorship Compliance Unit of the DIA is responsible for enforcing the Film, Videos, and Publications Classification Act 1993 (the Act) – New Zealand’s censorship legislation. As the Act contains no specific legislative authority for website filtering, participation by the ISPs was on a voluntary basis.
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So apparently you are not aware of this, but just like in China the internet is most certainly filtered in New Zealand and it has been that way since 2007. And since it is illegal for the DIA to do that the ISPs just "volunteered" to make it possible.
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Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand! -
04-15-2010, 07:38 AM
The only thing the govenment is going is trying to censor child porn. it confused me because why cant they filter all porn images if there being so uptight about child porn. Our search engin might be different to American or its mixes up the images.
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04-15-2010, 08:14 AM
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The only thing the govenment is going is trying to censor child porn. it confused me because why cant they filter all porn images if there being so uptight about child porn. Our search engin might be different to American or its mixes up the images.
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When the New Zealand Department of Internal Affairs started filtering the Internet in 2007 they told no one about that. Only when they were forced to admit to it, in 2009, they reluctantly told everyone what they had been doing already for several years. So I am curious why you think they are now suddenly telling the whole truth when they claim they only filter just a few things.
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Our search engine might be different to American or its mixes up the images.
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That could also explain it, but I think New Zealand internet censoring is a more plausible explanation.
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04-15-2010, 08:46 AM
I long for the day when I meet an american who isn't completely arrogant, ignorant and so deluded that they think everyone in the world even cares what the USA has to say on anything.
Pretty much every country hates the USA or openly ridicules it. Everytime we hear comments like these, it just gives us more entertainment and more reason to hate you (if we ever needed one).
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04-15-2010, 08:53 AM
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I long for the day when I meet an american who isn't completely arrogant, ignorant and so deluded that they think everyone in the world even cares what the USA has to say on anything.
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You seem to care about what America thinks since you made an account and posted a message on our American forum.
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Pretty much every country hates the USA or openly ridicules it. Everytime we hear comments like these, it just gives us more entertainment and more reason to hate you (if we ever needed one).
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Why do you have so much hate? Don't you know Jesus will love you if you choose Him to guide your life?
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04-15-2010, 03:11 PM
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Why do you have so much hate? Don't you know Jesus will love you if you choose Him to guide your life?
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i think you should take you own advice there. you spend so much of your time ridiculing a whole country for no reason. i wish you luck in hell good sir
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04-15-2010, 03:14 PM
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ridiculing a whole country for no reason
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No reason??? Did you even bother to read the first posting?
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i wish you luck in hell good sir
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04-15-2010, 03:18 PM
you mean all those misguided stereotypes and lies?? oh i didn't think anyone was taking you seriously, afterall your an american, i was under the impression that your the worlds source of entertainment and comedy.
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04-15-2010, 03:27 PM
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you mean all those misguided stereotypes and lies??
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Are you referring to my fact list? If you disagree with something please make clear what and why. Just blurting out generic statements only makes you look incredibly stupid.
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i was under the impression that your the worlds source of entertainment and comedy
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I am sure watching you burn in Hell is going to be very entertaining.
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