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New Study Says Sex in Space Could be Deadly -
02-07-2014, 09:41 PM
Well I suppose this means all the sick sick sick-ular scientists will abandon their evil plans to explore God™s galaxy...as they can't do their sick sick sinning out there!
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New Study Says Sex in Space Could Be Deadly
An article in the Daily Mail, talked about the dangers of sex in space. If true, it's probably a good thing we're here on earth. Anyway, according to the study, scientists have discovered that sex in space could lead to some severe health problems and life threatening illnesses. This includes brain disease and cancer.
The study wanted to look at how zero gravity would affect the reproduction process, and since sperm cells in plants are delivered to an egg with a "cylindrical tool" just like in human baby-makin', scientists are able to apply the results to our own reproductive process. Professor Anja Geitmann at the Montreal University says:
"Researchers already knew humans, animals and plants have evolved in response to Earth's gravity and they are able to sense it. What we are still discovering is how the processes occurring within the cells of the human and plant bodies are affected by the more intense gravity, or hypergravity, that would be found on a large planet, or the microgravity that resembles the conditions on a space craft."
The study used pollen as their model because of its pivotal role in reproduction and it's incredibly rapid growth so that scientists could measure the effects of altered gravity levels in seconds. Their findings - microgravity conditions aren't very condusive: Co-researcher Dr. Youssef Chebli noted:
"This allows us not only to understand general principles of the reproductive mechanism in plants but, more importantly, how the intracellular transport machinery in eukaryotic cells responds to altered gravity conditions."
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02-07-2014, 10:34 PM
So what they are saying is that intelligent pulling (called gravity by those Hellbound Obama voting atheists) is essential for healthy reproduction.
Clearly only with a gentle intelligent pull by Jesus could a man deposit his seed (Leviticus 15:32) into the women (Genesis 29:30) to create Godly soldiers for Jesus!
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02-08-2014, 12:22 AM
Those atheists could be in a black hole and find a way to sodomise each other.
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02-08-2014, 12:38 AM
This explains why there has never been a queer astronaut.
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02-08-2014, 01:05 AM
Please let me know if I am in the wrong, but of course space sex is deadly. There is no Missionary position without gravity. And any sex other than Missionary is fornication.
I have found nothing in the Bible to say otherwise.
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02-08-2014, 01:13 AM
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This explains why there has never been a queer astronaut.
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I believe the Godless Communists experimented with these perverts.
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"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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02-08-2014, 01:16 AM
And I'm sure those Asian Ladyboys will eventually flame themselves into orbit.
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02-08-2014, 01:17 AM
It is difficult to know how to address this issue.
First of all, these are the same scientists who promote the ideas of evolution, man caused global warming, bizarre ancient history for men that starts before creation and many other ridiculous theories. It is hard to take them seriously.
Secondly, you have to believe in the absurd idea of space travel to believe there might be fornication in space. These people have been watching too much Buck Rogers and Star Trek. They think they can travel to the Moon and even to Mars. Christians still know them by their original title from way back when: Space Cadets.
These obvious conflicts aside, what kind of idiot does it take to reason out and then think he has made a great discovery, that if there was a space rocket and you went up in it and committed fornication or some other grevious sin right up there in front of God, that it might be chancey?
Of course God would take umbrige and likely smite the culprits on the spot. Duh!
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02-08-2014, 01:31 AM
I'd think the most dangerous part about going into outer space is the possibility of running into the pillars that God put there to hold the firmament above the Earth.
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02-08-2014, 01:44 AM
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First of all, these are the same scientists who promote the ideas of evolution, man caused global warming, bizarre ancient history for men that starts before creation and many other ridiculous theories.
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Yup.
And excuse me, but aren't these the same "scientists" yelling from the rooftops from the beginning of time that animals have always "evolved" and acclitmated to new environment, since the beginnings of time?
So why wouldn't the couple in space just "evolve" to the new surroundings?
They don't answer that, of course.
Their first chance to prove their theory and they blow it!
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02-08-2014, 03:00 AM
Assuming we could even get into space (which we can't - see Job 37:18), it may not be possible to fornicate. But that's a non-issue, anyway.
Let's remember that Jesus has only sanctioned Intelligent Falling©, not the gravity theory. The gravity nonsense is just plain inaccurate. As followers of Jesus, we must remember that.
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02-08-2014, 06:28 AM
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I'd think the most dangerous part about going into outer space is the possibility of running into the pillars that God put there to hold the firmament above the Earth.
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02-08-2014, 04:36 PM
Those heathen "studies" just in case someone climbs a little higher and they have to explain why they can't perform.
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For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.
So in heaven no marriage, therefore no sex (fornication being definitely out of the question with GOD looking just around the corner)
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02-08-2014, 07:24 PM
Without gravity there's no doubt we will "evolve" into something looking like human spheroids - sort of like that picture of Hillary Clinton on the cover of a recent New York Times Magazine.
Now ask yourself if any Godly man is going to want to seed that.
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02-08-2014, 07:31 PM
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Without gravity there's no doubt we will "evolve" into something looking like human spheroids - sort of like that picture of Hillary Clinton on the cover of a recent New York Times Magazine.
Now ask yourself if any Godly man is going to want to seed that.
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02-09-2014, 12:57 AM
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Without gravity there's no doubt we will "evolve" into something looking like human spheroids - sort of like that picture of Hillary Clinton on the cover of a recent New York Times Magazine.
Now ask yourself if any Godly man is going to want to seed that.
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