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Default Re: The Latest Scientifical Insanity - 10-06-2013, 08:12 PM

I thoroughly enjoy catching both of you in a contradiction. It makes this so much more fun!!

Basilissa quoted this scripture: "Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation." Right?

Now, Alphonse Alban said this, Well, Adam is only few days younger than earth so you can easily do the math from Adam to Jesus. Just remember that people born before the flood lived commonly to over 900 years old. Like Noah, he still lived 350 years after the flood and died at age of 950."

To me, it seems that Alphonse is "privately interpreting" the bible. Hmmm, wouldn't that make him a sinner? No where in the bible does it state the true age of earth or at which date it was created by God, and yet Alphonse took it upon himself to interpret it based on his own beliefs, not Gods.
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Default Re: The Latest Scientifical Insanity - 10-06-2013, 08:34 PM

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To me, it seems that Alphonse is "privately interpreting" the bible. Hmmm, wouldn't that make him a sinner? No where in the bible does it state the true age of earth or at which date it was created by God, and yet Alphonse took it upon himself to interpret it based on his own beliefs, not Gods.

Are you bit slow or something? I did not interpret anything, I quoted word of God as it is. Bible is very clear with this.

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Genesis 1

1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.

5 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

6 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

7 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.

8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.

10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.

11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

13 And the evening and the morning were the third day.

14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:

15 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.

16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.

17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,

18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.

19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.

21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.

23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.

24 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.

25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.

31 And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
So as you can see, earth is 5 days older than Adam. On my previous post I posted complete lineage for you to see from God to Jesus. Are you afraid to do the math yourself?
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Default Re: The Latest Scientifical Insanity - 10-06-2013, 08:37 PM

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and yet Alphonse took it upon himself to interpret it based on his own beliefs, not Gods.
God's beliefs???


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Default Re: The Latest Scientifical Insanity - 10-06-2013, 08:39 PM

Once again my dear "neighbor." You have yet again you have contradicted yourself. The bible does not speak of the creation of the universe. Heaven is specifically that, heaven (which does not exist) and the Earth, which is the place we all live on.

No date was given to the creation of the universe or the Earth. Let me say that one more time so you will understand. No DATE, was given to the creation of the universe or the Earth.

You my dear "neighbor" have taken it upon yourself to interpret the heavens as being the universe (even though the bible does not state so) and from there are arguing with me that the earth is 6000 years old on your own accord. Your argument's are full of holes my friend. Good day sir


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Default Re: The Latest Scientifical Insanity - 10-06-2013, 08:44 PM

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God's beliefs???
If you actually read my post, it was in relation to Alphonse, not God.


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Once again my dear "neighbor." You have yet again you have contradicted yourself. The bible does not speak of the creation of the universe. Heaven is specifically that, heaven (which does not exist) and the Earth, which is the place we all live on.
Hey slow poke, God created everything. So, read again.

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Genesis 1

1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.

5 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

6 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

7 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.

8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.

10 And God called the dry land Earth
; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.

11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

13 And the evening and the morning were the third day.

14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:

15 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.

16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.

17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,

18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.

19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.

21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.

23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.

24 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.

25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.

31 And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
You see, earth, heaven, sun, moon, stars, firmament, the whole universe. Earth is still 5 days older than Adam.
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Once again my dear "neighbor." You have yet again you have contradicted yourself. The bible does not speak of the creation of the universe. Heaven is specifically that, heaven (which does not exist) and the Earth, which is the place we all live on.

No date was given to the creation of the universe or the Earth. Let me say that one more time so you will understand. No DATE, was given to the creation of the universe or the Earth.

You my dear "neighbor" have taken it upon yourself to interpret the heavens as being the universe (even though the bible does not state so) and from there are arguing with me that the earth is 6000 years old on your own accord. Your argument's are full of holes my friend. Good day sir
You are not our neighbor by any stretch of the imagination, so you can stop with the snarkiness. When the Bible refers to neighbors, it means fellow Christians. Queers, atheists, witches, joos, mudslimes, and gypsies are in no way our neighbors.


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You are not our neighbor by any stretch of the imagination, so you can stop with the snarkiness. When the Bible refers to neighbors, it means fellow Christians. Queers, atheists, witches, joos, mudslimes, and gypsies are in no way our neighbors.


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I told my master, he laughed and said you time shall come. Funny
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Once again my dear "neighbor." You have yet again you have contradicted yourself. The bible does not speak of the creation of the universe. Heaven is specifically that, heaven (which does not exist) and the Earth, which is the place we all live on.

No date was given to the creation of the universe or the Earth. Let me say that one more time so you will understand. No DATE, was given to the creation of the universe or the Earth.

You my dear "neighbor" have taken it upon yourself to interpret the heavens as being the universe (even though the bible does not state so) and from there are arguing with me that the earth is 6000 years old on your own accord. Your argument's are full of holes my friend. Good day sir
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the totality of known or supposed objects and phenomena throughout space; the cosmos; macrocosm.
The Bible does in fact describe the creation of everything, which is the totality of known and supposed things, also known as the cosmos or universe according to the dictionary definition as provided.

The Bible also provides us with the entire genealogy of Jesus.Thus, it is possible through first grade arithmetic to deduce the age of the universe.

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The only difference is, friend, some mistakes lead to laughter and friendship, while others lead to AETERNAL DAMNATION. Where do you think spitting in God's face will lead you, friend?

I pray that you come to know the joy of a personal relationship with Christ Jesus. If you ever wish to hear my Christian testimony, or just want someone to listen, I am here for you.


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I told my master, he laughed and said you time shall come. Funny
Are you one of these sick and twisted BDSM wierdoes? I have heard they have masters.

My only Master is God.

And what's all this tripe about my time will come. I know it will and I look forward to it every day. Hopefully when it does come Jesus will Judge me worthy of taking a place in His House.


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Default Re: The Latest Scientifical Insanity - 02-04-2014, 04:13 AM

NOW the secular scienticians are claiming that the earth that God created is actually BILLIONS of years earlier than the previous lies they told. So instead of holding God's Word up as truth, they decided to dig their hole even deeper.

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Life on Earth may be older than we thought

New research into early plate tectonics suggests the conditions for life on Earth may have existed up to a billion years earlier than generally thought.

Provocative findings reveal that oceanic plate subduction was operating from the earliest times in Earth’s history.

Modern subduction settings have all the right chemical ingredients to grow and sustain primitive life. The similarities between modern subduction plates and earlier samples suggest that conditions for life formation have existed from much earlier than originally believed.

Early Earth’s geological processes remain a fundamental question for the earth sciences, and the rareness of rocks from this time period make exploration a significant challenge.


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NOW the secular scienticians are claiming that the earth that God created is actually BILLIONS of years earlier than the previous lies they told. So instead of holding God's Word up as truth, they decided to dig their hole even deeper.
I guess they use the same ruler for their dicks and for "their" universe.

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I don't usually read these leftie rags, and haven't read "Geology" which must necessarily deny Christ and dismiss the inspiration of The Holy Ghost as off turnips. They don't even hide their provocativeness any more, indeed they get it in right up front, the first word in this case. About what you'd expect from a rag-bag of surf bums of course but looking on the plus side at least they'll spend a fair bit of time hanging around "subduction zones" dreaming up new methods for getting one body moving beneath another one even if bodies of rock or molten lava are pretty much an afterthought.

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The time frame they expect us to accept is during the late Hadean era when, so they announce, everything on the earth was molten (except for the rocks). Microorganisms spontaneously evolved in the nooks and crannies of these rocks, despite being surrounded by several million square miles of lava at approximately 3,000° we are told but I have difficulty accepting that anything beyond the temperature of their research assistants inspired that proclamation or that the zones they were obsessing over at the time had anything to do with geological subduction.

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Exodus 20:11 For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it. KJV


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II Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost. KJV
II Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: KJV


Declaring The Holy Ghost a liar is monstrous blasphemy, a blasphemy rooted in every false scientific heart. God is very clear, in 6 days He made the world. Some people (geologists for example) insinuate that maybe God created life in 6 days, or 4 days more accurately I suppose, having spent 13¾ billion years creating the world and then later on the sun and stars. Snorkelling around subduction zones with research assistants and university supplied tents no doubt inspired all sorts of idiotic behaviours.


geologist: life is a wonderful thing isn't it, the vivid green frogs, the slimy spotted toadstools, the little wriggling worms..
rsrch ast: you haven't got worms have you?
geologist: but where did it all start..
rsrch ast: [thinks] aha, a chance to mock God [aloud] in hot rocks during the Hadean
geologist: yes, yes, I believe it did, but that was billions of years ago and those microbes are obscured by clouds of time (and by the rocks obviously) if only there were some way to clear away the mist..
rsrch ast: ..and remove the rocks?
geologist: that's right, we need to get the rocks off, how can we do that?
rsrch ast: I'll show you..





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And sure enough a new insanity is discovered in that tent, by that lighthouse, on that dreadful sand. Jesus explains it like this:
Mark 3:29he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation: KJV
No secular geologist could ever become a Christian. All secularists are doomed. Christians know The Truth. Come to Jesus today (except geologists (other than flood geologists)), evolutionary biologists (especially Richard Dawkins) and astrophysicists (especially Lawrence Krauss).



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NOW the secular scienticians are claiming that the earth that God created is actually BILLIONS of years earlier than the previous lies they told. So instead of holding God's Word up as truth, they decided to dig their hole even deeper.
Deep in their hearts atheists know that eternal life exists, but instead of finding eternal life through Jesus Christ alone they make up a quasi-eternal earth history where humans existed trillions of years ago.

Beware of the false prophets of secular science, true science agrees with the Bible point by point!

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Default Re: The Latest Scientifical Insanity - 02-05-2014, 02:24 AM

Notice how science is always changing the story? Not like the. Bible which is not only unchanging but 100% consistent.


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Default Re: The Latest Scientifical Insanity - 07-12-2014, 05:15 AM

Listen to this: Now the scientifical monkey-worshipers want us to believe that it's healthy to smell (excuse my French) farts.

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The next time someone at your office lets out a "silent but deadly" emission, maybe you should thank them. A new study at the University of Exeter suggests that exposure to hydrogen sulfide — a.k.a. what your body produces as bacteria breaks down food, causing gas — could prevent mitochondria damage. Yep, the implication is what you're thinking: People are taking the research to mean that smelling farts could prevent disease and even cancer.

The study, published in the Medicinal Chemistry Communications journal, found that hydrogen sulfide gas in rotten eggs and flatulence could be a key factor in treating diseases.

"Although hydrogen sulfide gas is well known as a pungent, foul-smelling gas in rotten eggs and flatulence, it is naturally produced in the body and could in fact be a healthcare hero with significant implications for future therapies for a variety of diseases," Dr. Mark Wood, a professor at the University of Exeter, said in a statement.

While hydrogen sulfide gas is harmful in large doses, the study suggests that "a whiff here and there has the power to reduce risks of cancer, strokes, heart attacks, arthritis, and dementia by preserving mitochondria," Time reports. Dr. Matt Whiteman, a University of Exeter professor who worked on the study, said in a statement that researchers are even replicating the natural gas in a new compound, AP39, to reap its health benefits.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: The Latest Scientifical Insanity - 08-08-2015, 08:15 PM

Take a look at THIS brothers and sisters: Now they're trying to tell us that a giant lady lives on mars!

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Mysterious, woman-like figure captured on Mars by NASA’s Curiosity rover

PASADENA, CA — Is it proof of life on Mars? Or just a bizarre rock formation that has people all over the world looking closely at a picture sent back from NASA’s Curiosity rover?

UFO Sightings Daily has brought attention to the picture, saying that the shape “looks like a woman partly cloaked.”

In a YouTube video, it also points out images in that same picture that “may” or “may not be” a dwelling and/or a vehicle and tracks.



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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: The Latest Scientifical Insanity - 08-08-2015, 09:50 PM

How long until the Pope says it's the Virgin Mary and makes the robot a saint?


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