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Default The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! - 01-12-2010, 02:17 AM

Prompted by Rev Lebowski's insightful comments in this thread, I have done a careful analysis of the Dave Matthews Band's latest album cover. I have discovered that they are evil fascists in league with Satan; secret Muslims who hate all prayer to ANY God; and they love to perform oral sex on each other (or anything else, for that matter) in an attempt to destroy the Holy Trinity, whom they fear above all others. And they accuse the KKK of being a bunch of idiots all drunk on Big Whiskey! Want proof? It's all there on their cover! A picture is worth 1,000 words. Here is the result of my analysis:
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Default Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! - 01-12-2010, 02:41 AM

My copy of DMB: Live in Central Park is going in the fire now.

Thanks for your terrific insight, I didn't realize the Dave Matthews Band spewed so much hate and anti-Semitic remarks.

God bless you sir, for your keen detective work.
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Default Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! - 01-12-2010, 02:45 AM

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My copy of DMB: Live in Central Park is going in the fire now.

Thanks for your terrific insight, I didn't realize the Dave Matthews Band spewed so much hate and anti-Semitic remarks.

God bless you sir, for your keen detective work.
Thank you kind sir. We need to stomp them and their fanbois out like we were stomping on a bunch of ants!


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Default Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! - 01-12-2010, 02:46 AM

A nigra on an album that is advertised in the public stores of our society! Terrible!
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Separated at birth? Indeed, both these heavy-lidded reptiles were hatched from Satan's anus!



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Default Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! - 01-12-2010, 03:33 AM

Arggggg....
That DMB stuff is what music they play at the home for tarded' kids.
Makes the down syndrome ones drool slower.
I hear tell that the fanbois wear funny costumes.
Sho' must like gettin' pwned.
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Default Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! - 01-12-2010, 06:02 AM

I like the Dave Matthews Band.
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Default Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! - 01-12-2010, 06:11 AM

I am rather new to this community, but I am no less appalled at how judgmental so many people (who are supposedly of faith) on here seem to be. It's rather, hypocritical.
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Default Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! - 01-12-2010, 06:23 AM

Yeah, those DMB fans are some tools indeed! Posers I say! That one song, "Don't Drink the Water" is terrible and blasphemous! If Dave don't want no mo h20 he should just flat out say so!

I think Dave Matthews Band fans are worse than rednecks, the kinds you find in the state of Georgia. Fags!


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Default Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! - 01-12-2010, 06:41 AM

All pot smoking hippies. They think they're cool saying things like "Man" and "Right on". I can't stand them. I hope they enjoy listening to their devil tunes next to the fires of hell.
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I like the Dave Matthews Band.
My dear, you do understand these are not catholic forums -- therefore these threads are not confessional booths. However, it is very brave of you to admit to such a terrible thing -- as the DMB is the preferred music of those who suffer fecal incontinence, and generally induces fecal incontinence in those who aren't DMB fans. So well done!


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Default Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! - 01-12-2010, 06:54 AM

This forum is appalling to me. I thought this was a forum for discussion of religion? Not one of judgement and hatred. It says in the forum about joining that freedom of speech is welcome here, say what you mean, but yet everytime I see someone voicing an opinion, looking for help no less, they get banned or flamed. Something else that opening document frowns upon.

I also found it awkward, through reading these forums, that when a poster questioned another fellow poster a moderator said "who are you to judge us". Yet, whenever he or a poster on his side of the argument decided to chime in, he would cite several instances from the bible where it does say to judge thy neighbor.

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Is this forum so corrupted that it has become a dictatorship?
JESUS is our dictator, and forums generally aren't democracies. You are a guest here. If you want "freedom of speech", create -- and pay for -- your own forum.

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This forum is appalling to me. I thought this was a forum for discussion of religion? Not one of judgement and hatred. It says in the forum about joining that freedom of speech is welcome here, say what you mean, but yet everytime I see someone voicing an opinion, looking for help no less, they get banned or flamed. Something else that opening document frowns upon.

I also found it awkward, through reading these forums, that when a poster questioned another fellow poster a moderator said "who are you to judge us". Yet, whenever he or a poster on his side of the argument decided to chime in, he would cite several instances from the bible where it does say to judge thy neighbor.

Is this forum so corrupted that it has become a dictatorship?
That's a lot of sputtering about, son. Maybe you should relax a bit and not worry so much about what you "think" and "find awkward".

You should see this Holy Forum as God does. LandoverBaptist.net is God's favorite forum on the Internets. Do you know why? Because we ONLY preach His truth from His KJV1611 Bible, and then we apply it, as He would, to the day-to-day life that we all live.

For example, I can guarantee you that God has never heard a Dave Matthews song that He enjoyed... And really, can you blame Him? The problem isn't so much that the Dave Matthews Band lacks talent (which it does lack), as it lacks inspiration (in spades), which are unfortunate realities that we -- and God -- know don't stop the unsaved masses from lapping up Dave Matthews' slop.


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Default Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! - 01-12-2010, 07:15 AM

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JESUS is our dictator, and forums generally aren't democracies. You are a guest here. If you want "freedom of speech", create -- and pay for -- your own forum.

Otherwise, get on your knees and BEG God's forgiveness -- your whining is polluting our threads, and your quivering chin is an affront unto the LORD.
Must have missed that quote in the bible... oh wait, that's right there isn't one. He is our Lord and Saviour, but not a dictator. Otherwise, that thing referred to as "free will" wouldn't exist sweetheart.
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Must have missed that quote in the bible... oh wait, that's right there isn't one. He is our Lord and Saviour, but not a dictator. Otherwise, that thing referred to as "free will" wouldn't exist sweetheart.
If you ever show that kind of disrespect towards Mrs. Rogers again, the acrid smoke of Hellfire will waft across your nostrils to remind you of the reprobate's fate.

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Yeah, those DMB fans are some tools indeed! Posers I say! That one song, "Don't Drink the Water" is terrible and blasphemous! If Dave don't want no mo h20 he should just flat out say so!

I think Dave Matthews Band fans are worse than rednecks, the kinds you find in the state of Georgia. Fags!

The worst is when the fans at the concerts get the interpolations or songs wrong. That's extremely infuriating.

"Dude, this is the heartbreaker interpolation!"

"No sir, you're wrong. Tim Reynolds does that during the jam "Anyone Seen the Bridge?" This interpolation is actually "The Six Million Dollar Man," which the band has done on #41 this summer...."

"oooo, well rock on man"


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If you ever show that kind of disrespect towards Mrs. Rogers again, the acrid smoke of Hellfire will waft across your nostrils to remind you of the reprobate's fate.

Meanwhile, you're sounding more and more like a Dave Matthews "fan" with every post. What will take to bring around to Jesus?
I rarely listen to music these days, but your attempt to judge me as a fan of band I had never even thought to listen to astounds me. This was simply the first thread that was topped in this section of the website and was quite surprised with what I found. You all twist what the bible says to prove your own points, yet discredit several accounts where it would shoot down your argument. If you know anything of history, the times in which the Old Testament was written consisted of people telling stories in grand fashion, not a literal one like the New Testament's time period. No doubt did these things happen, but a literal read of the bible in that context makes you no less radical than the Taliban or other Islamic groups. It's actually quite frightening
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If you ever show that kind of disrespect towards Mrs. Rogers again, the acrid smoke of Hellfire will waft across your nostrils to remind you of the reprobate's fate.

Meanwhile, you're sounding more and more like a Dave Matthews "fan" with every post. What will it take to bring around to Jesus?
When he gets home, maybe you can help him pick up the pieces. You can hammer in the final nail, and lean him up against Jesus.


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I rarely listen to music these days, but your attempt to judge me as a fan of band I had never even thought to listen to astounds me. This was simply the first thread that was topped in this section of the website and was quite surprised with what I found. You all twist what the bible says to prove your own points, yet discredit several accounts where it would shoot down your argument. If you know anything of history, the times in which the Old Testament was written consisted of people telling stories in grand fashion, not a literal one like the New Testament's time period. No doubt did these things happen, but a literal read of the bible in that context makes you no less radical than the Taliban or other Islamic groups. It's actually quite frightening
Your intolerance is tragic but not nearly as tragic as the fate awaiting you, if you continue down your unsaved road of unwarranted self-importance. Jesus longs to share His mighty love with you. Will you accept His gracious entreaties and taste His Heavenly love?


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