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Default I need the help of Jesus - 07-25-2014, 07:54 AM

Hi I couldn't make a thread in the straight for Jesus section... I am 30 years old and I have been having very homosexual thoughts lately and I seek to cure myself of them. Nothing with children thankfully but many homosexual thoughts. I need to be cleansed of this blight and back to my life of living for the lord and our savior. Back in the savior's grace.

A little about me.. I wish nothing more then for rapture to happen to all the sinners. I would love to witness nuclear bombs exploding in muslim countries from a jet perhaps. That would just be fantastic and if I could ask the lord for two things, it would be that and curing me of homosexual cravings and thoughts.

Thank you gleefully for the support here amongst the true chritians! I hope you can cure me of my sinful lusts...
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Default Re: I need the help of Jesus - 07-25-2014, 08:22 AM

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What does your name mean? Are you an EVILutionist?



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Default Re: I need the help of Jesus - 07-25-2014, 08:25 AM

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What does your name mean? Are you an EVILutionist?

I used to use this name when I played video games i never really put much thought into it. I just liked the idea of a pack of disgruntled apes.
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Default Re: I need the help of Jesus - 07-25-2014, 08:29 AM

So you're like one of them furry clopper weirdos or something?



We are here to praise Jesus, not dress up in bunny costumes.

Yours in Christ (NOT JIM HENSON),

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Thumbs down Re: I need the help of Jesus - 07-25-2014, 08:30 AM

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What does your name mean? Are you an EVILutionist?

ohhh! evolution? of course not. science is preposterous. Science was put there by Satan for sure. Scientific theory is sinful. We should burn them all and send them to their damnation for trying to come up with science.
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Default Re: I need the help of Jesus - 07-25-2014, 08:32 AM

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ohhh! evolution? of course not. science is preposterous. Science was put there by Satan for sure. Scientific theory is sinful. We should burn them all and send them to their damnation for trying to come up with science.
I think we'd all feel a little better if you supported your ideas with Scripture.



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Default Re: I need the help of Jesus - 07-25-2014, 08:38 AM

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I think we'd all feel a little better if you supported your ideas with Scripture.

Can't yoU SEE I need JESUS man. IM BEGGING YOU. SEND JESUS TO ME. THESE HOMOSEXUAL THOUGHTS ARE BAD DEAL.

8. Deuteronomy 23:1
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He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
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Default Re: I need the help of Jesus - 07-25-2014, 08:43 AM

What does your festering queerness have to do with someone without a dingaling? You aren't making a lick of sense.



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Default Re: I need the help of Jesus - 07-25-2014, 08:49 AM

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What does your festering queerness have to do with someone without a dingaling? You aren't making a lick of sense.

If I keep having these queer thoughts I feel it might get cut off. Just a sneaking suspicion.

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You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them.
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Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them,
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Default Re: I need the help of Jesus - 07-25-2014, 05:04 PM

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If I keep having these queer thoughts I feel it might get cut off...
Are you expecting anyone here to try to stop you?

Matthew 19:12 "For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."

You can email the proof of your commitment to Jesus to Pastor Ezekiel.


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Default Re: I need the help of Jesus - 07-25-2014, 09:53 PM

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Can't yoU SEE I need JESUS man. IM BEGGING YOU. SEND JESUS TO ME. THESE HOMOSEXUAL THOUGHTS ARE BAD DEAL.
If you want Jesus to come into your life, all you need to do is believe in Him and obey his commandments.

John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

John 6:40 And this is the will of him that sent me, that every one which seeth the Son, and believeth on him, may have everlasting life: and I will raise him up at the last day.

Deuteronomy 7:12 Wherefore it shall come to pass, if ye hearken to these judgments, and keep, and do them, that the LORD thy God shall keep unto thee the covenant and the mercy which he sware unto thy fathers:

...and the only way to know God's commandments is to read them from the KJV Bible. Start reading and praying!


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Default Re: I need the help of Jesus - 07-26-2014, 02:00 AM

There is nothing wrong with your gay desires. Let that little gay man out and cross over the rainbow.
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There is nothing wrong with your gay desires. Let that little gay man out and cross over the rainbow.
Have you ever had a moral compass, or is yours just not working today? Do you even try to not sin, or do you just coast through life doing whatever you want, without regard to the consequences or how it makes God feel?

Sin is sin. Where do you draw the line? If being gay is okay, I guess you think it's okay to work on the Sabbath as well? Mixed fabrics - all fun and games, right? If working on the Sabbath is fine and dandy, what's to stop you from robbing someone or pushing an old lady in front of a train?

How can you go through life like that - with no meaning and without restraint? I really feel sorry for people like you. I don't normally recommend Pastor Rick Warren to people (he's a liberal), but maybe The Purpose-Driven Life would be a decent jumping-off point for someone like you. Then once you've dipped your toe into the pool, you're primed and ready to jump into the deep end with True Christians™ like us.


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And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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