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Default Hello - 02-24-2010, 10:50 PM

Hallo my name is Jon and I am Icelander and live there, unfortunately I am not so lucky to be what you call a Christian but I am very interested in what you are preaching here, the question is whether you fine people could help me with finding the true Christ?. If I would be infinitely grateful to you .. Greetings from Iceland
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Default Re: Hello - 02-24-2010, 10:54 PM

I've read a lot that comes out here in this forum and I just dearly hope that you go not to hate me just for being Icelander
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Default Re: Hello - 02-24-2010, 10:56 PM

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Hallo my name is Jon and I am Icelander and live there, unfortunately I am not so lucky to be what you call a Christian but I am very interested in what you are preaching here, the question is whether you fine people could help me with finding the true Christ?. If I would be infinitely grateful to you .. Greetings from Iceland
You live on an iceberg which has a small population, founded by Norwegian thugs.

Your government is falling apart, and now is the time to save your miserable little "country" by changing to a God centered theocracy. It is your only hope as you live on the Gateway to Hell.




Ted Cruz in 2016 is the only hope for America. He is an anoited member of the Seven Mountains Movement. God and Jesus demand no less from real Christians and Americans.

Ephesians 6:11-13
11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.

The state is a bankrupt institution. The only alternative to this bankrupt 'humanistic' system is a God-centered government. R.J. Rushdoony, Reconstructionist Theologian.
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Default Re: Hello - 02-24-2010, 11:07 PM

you have to forgive me, but it is not my fault not that I was born here so were my parents who did it .... As you must forgive me to live here ... I do not control these cutters or banks that made This we the people work here
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Default Re: Hello - 02-24-2010, 11:10 PM

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Hallo my name is Jon and I am Icelander and live there, unfortunately I am not so lucky to be what you call a Christian but I am very interested in what you are preaching here, the question is whether you fine people could help me with finding the true Christ?. If I would be infinitely grateful to you .. Greetings from Iceland
Finding Christ is easy. Read the KJV1611 Holy Bible from cover to cover and get on your knees to pray to Jesus Christ until your knees bleed and then pray some more.

Why you need to follow the entire Bible: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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you have to forgive me, but it is not my fault not that I was born here so were my parents who did it .... As you must forgive me to live here ... I do not control these cutters or banks that made This we the people work here
I am not condemning you, I am telling you that you and your countrymen must put in place a government centered on Gods Law. You must do this at all costs. Only then will all of you be admitted into the Kingdom of Heaven.




Ted Cruz in 2016 is the only hope for America. He is an anoited member of the Seven Mountains Movement. God and Jesus demand no less from real Christians and Americans.

Ephesians 6:11-13
11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.

The state is a bankrupt institution. The only alternative to this bankrupt 'humanistic' system is a God-centered government. R.J. Rushdoony, Reconstructionist Theologian.
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Default Re: Hello - 02-24-2010, 11:15 PM

you have to forgive me for my poor spelling in English
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Default Re: Hello - 02-24-2010, 11:18 PM

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You were sent by Jesus to save your country, your spelling is readable. Once you and your countrymen are able to establish a proper God centered government your American English will improve dramatically.




Ted Cruz in 2016 is the only hope for America. He is an anoited member of the Seven Mountains Movement. God and Jesus demand no less from real Christians and Americans.

Ephesians 6:11-13
11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.

The state is a bankrupt institution. The only alternative to this bankrupt 'humanistic' system is a God-centered government. R.J. Rushdoony, Reconstructionist Theologian.
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Default Re: Hello - 02-24-2010, 11:30 PM

Iceland is the tits. I've been snowboarding there and it's the bomb. Your weed is a little pricey and too expensive. Other than that, keep up the good work.
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I am not condemning you, I am telling you that you and your countrymen must put in place a government centered on Gods Law. You must do this at all costs. Only then will all of you be admitted into the Kingdom of Heaven.
Anyone that believes this deserves to be fooled.
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You were sent by Jesus to save your country, your spelling is readable. Once you and your countrymen are able to establish a proper God centered government your American English will improve dramatically.
do not know if I was sent by Jesus, who knows maybe it is my mission in life to rescue this country
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Default Re: Hello - 02-24-2010, 11:44 PM

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Anyone that believes this deserves to be fooled.
You are the fool. Gods will cannot be stopped.




Ted Cruz in 2016 is the only hope for America. He is an anoited member of the Seven Mountains Movement. God and Jesus demand no less from real Christians and Americans.

Ephesians 6:11-13
11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

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13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.

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Default Re: Hello - 02-25-2010, 10:22 PM

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Gods will cannot be stopped.
Agreed, but government and an entire country of people going to heaven have nothing to do with one another. If that is the case then no one in America will go to heaven either.
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Agreed, but government and an entire country of people going to heaven have nothing to do with one another. If that is the case then no one in America will go to heaven either.
Not no one, but precious few. God is a killer. Jesus will return as a warrior. Look at the Book of Revelations and you'll find out that Jesus is going to come back as a killer. And don't you forget that. God will kill a third of the population, a third of the earth.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hello - 02-27-2010, 03:53 PM

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Not no one, but precious few. God is a killer. Jesus will return as a warrior. Look at the Book of Revelations and you'll find out that Jesus is going to come back as a killer. And don't you forget that. God will kill a third of the population, a third of the earth.
So you agree that government and people going to heaven have nothing to do with one another. If the "Bible is the Word" then why does your congregation have varying views? Not sure but sounds like interpretation issues to me.
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