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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-25-2010, 12:01 PM
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So you 'make love' to them instead? Pass me a sick bag, shrub-humper!
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Why is it that you christians have so much trouble distinguishing love from lust?
An it harm none, do what thou wilt.
And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
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02-25-2010, 12:35 PM
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Why is it that you christians have so much trouble distinguishing love from lust?
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Isn't it your own avatar that shows a naked harlot surrounded by the very plants she victimized?
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-25-2010, 12:44 PM
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Why is it that you christians have so much trouble distinguishing love from lust?
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What does that have to do with God hating Iceland?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-25-2010, 01:02 PM
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Read all about it HERE, demon.
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But every single theory on that page is supported by only one thing: The Bible. And seeing as I don't believe in the Bible, I most certainly don't believe that article.
Lev 19:15 In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
I Cor 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
I Cor 5:12-13 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.
I Cor 6:2-3 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?
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02-25-2010, 01:13 PM
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But every single theory on that page is supported by only one thing: The Bible. And seeing as I don't believe in the Bible, I most certainly don't believe that article.
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Then why are you here, demon? This is a Christian forum.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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02-25-2010, 03:45 PM
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Isn't it your own avatar that shows a naked harlot surrounded by the very plants she victimized?
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Naked? You've never seen me skyclad, of course, Follower. Well, I can't blame you, as you probably never have seen any bared female bodily part aside from the head and hands, and had intercourse with your wife in a completely dark room in order not to be tempted by the "demons of lust." Like a real True Christian™.
An it harm none, do what thou wilt.
And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-25-2010, 03:48 PM
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What does that have to do with God hating Iceland?
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The Moon Goddess certainly doesn't hate Iceland. Eskimoes actually live a lot closer to nature than you do, Zeke, so you can learn a lot from them.
I'm just trying to tell these eskimo viking people, who actually are a lot nicer than you are, that there is no bearded sky tyrant who is going to blast them out of their igloes any moment.
An it harm none, do what thou wilt.
And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.
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02-25-2010, 04:43 PM
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Internet is invented in Hell? You are confusing Hell with CERN. CERN is located in Switzerland, which is not Hell.
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And you are confusing dan browns novels with facts.
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02-25-2010, 04:52 PM
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And you are confusing dan browns novels with facts.
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Even though Dan Brown is a hellbound papist who comes up with some bizarre ideas (the thought of Jesus fornicating with that whore Mary Magdelene for example), one thing he is correct on is that CERN is in Switzerland.
Tell me then, if CERN is not in Switzerland, then where is it?
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02-25-2010, 04:58 PM
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Seriously. Are you the best your little iceberg has to offer?
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no he is not, and i for one am almost ashamed to call myself Icelandic after that little twat opened his mouth. the best we have to offer is strength any male Icelander over the age of 18 can take on any american and win in unarmed combat, we have shown the world that the strength of Thor is still in our blood, Jón Páll Sigmarsson he won the worlds strongest man 4 times, Magnum Ver did the same. A feat that no american has ever done.
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02-25-2010, 05:02 PM
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Even though Dan Brown is a hellbound papist who comes up with some bizarre ideas (the thought of Jesus fornicating with that whore Mary Magdelene for example), one thing he is correct on is that CERN is in Switzerland.
Tell me then, if CERN is not in Switzerland, then where is it?
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good sir, i was not referring to the fact that cern is in switzerland, i was objecting to the fact that CERN created the internet , that is false.
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02-25-2010, 05:09 PM
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good sir, i was not referring to the fact that cern is in switzerland, i was objecting to the fact that CERN created the internet , that is false.
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You are clueless. Look at this, my friend.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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02-25-2010, 05:58 PM
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Jón Páll Sigmarsson he won the worlds strongest man 4 times, Magnum Ver did the same. A feat that no american has ever done.
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You mean those men's pharmacists won it for them. If anyone injects enough drugs, they are going to get stronger.
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02-25-2010, 06:48 PM
oh ye of little faith, here is proof that some of you are of Icelandic descent(by that i refer not to the fact that vikings found america long before Christofer Columbus) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Americans
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-25-2010, 07:16 PM
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here is proof... wikipedia link
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You definitely have a sense of humor. Kudos to you!
But in the hypothetical case that you were actually serious: " some of you" can mean pretty much anything if you talk about a population of 300 million people. It's not like icelend where everyone is related to eachother to some degree due to inbreeding.
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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02-25-2010, 07:50 PM
I am very pleased to see someone bringing this up to the surface. As a Christian Icelander I have watched my country sinking deeper and deeper into the pits of hell by every year. Homosexuality, atheism and satanic practices are a growing problem and I am very ashamed of my fellow Icelanders here on this forum with their blasphemous posts, praising their false-gods and mocking our savior, Jesus Christ. It is pretty obvious where they are going and I shall pray for them, hoping they will be saved.
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02-25-2010, 08:09 PM
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It's not like icelend where everyone is related to eachother to some degree due to inbreeding.
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This is a sad fact, but a true one. This has caused lots of problems such as mental retardation but about 54 percent of the population here has an IQ below 80. This is just another example of God's anger towards the Icelandic nation.
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02-25-2010, 08:34 PM
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02-25-2010, 08:38 PM
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I am very pleased to see someone bringing this up to the surface. As a Christian Icelander I have watched my country sinking deeper and deeper into the pits of hell by every year. Homosexuality, atheism and satanic practices are a growing problem and I am very ashamed of my fellow Icelanders here on this forum with their blasphemous posts, praising their false-gods and mocking our savior, Jesus Christ. It is pretty obvious where they are going and I shall pray for them, hoping they will be saved.
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Hello, friend. You seem to have a good head on your shoulders. Why not head over to The introduction forum and give us your testimony?
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-25-2010, 08:41 PM
[QUOTE=Rev. Jim Osborne;472494] GOD HATES ICELAND!
Jim Osborn when did your “God” tell you that he hated Iceland, was it in your fantasy dream or of eating magic mushrooms or do you have more than one persona that talks to you in time to time, you can go to some therapist I think if you are seeing lot of unearthly thinks
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