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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-25-2010, 12:01 PM

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So you 'make love' to them instead? Pass me a sick bag, shrub-humper!
Why is it that you christians have so much trouble distinguishing love from lust?


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-25-2010, 12:35 PM

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Why is it that you christians have so much trouble distinguishing love from lust?
Isn't it your own avatar that shows a naked harlot surrounded by the very plants she victimized?


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-25-2010, 12:44 PM

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Why is it that you christians have so much trouble distinguishing love from lust?
What does that have to do with God hating Iceland?


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-25-2010, 01:02 PM

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Read all about it HERE, demon.
But every single theory on that page is supported by only one thing: The Bible. And seeing as I don't believe in the Bible, I most certainly don't believe that article.


Lev 19:15 In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

I Cor 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

I Cor 5:12-13 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

I Cor 6:2-3 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-25-2010, 01:13 PM

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But every single theory on that page is supported by only one thing: The Bible. And seeing as I don't believe in the Bible, I most certainly don't believe that article.
Then why are you here, demon? This is a Christian forum.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-25-2010, 03:45 PM

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Isn't it your own avatar that shows a naked harlot surrounded by the very plants she victimized?
Naked? You've never seen me skyclad, of course, Follower. Well, I can't blame you, as you probably never have seen any bared female bodily part aside from the head and hands, and had intercourse with your wife in a completely dark room in order not to be tempted by the "demons of lust." Like a real True Christian™.


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-25-2010, 03:48 PM

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What does that have to do with God hating Iceland?
The Moon Goddess certainly doesn't hate Iceland. Eskimoes actually live a lot closer to nature than you do, Zeke, so you can learn a lot from them.

I'm just trying to tell these eskimo viking people, who actually are a lot nicer than you are, that there is no bearded sky tyrant who is going to blast them out of their igloes any moment.


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-25-2010, 04:43 PM

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Internet is invented in Hell? You are confusing Hell with CERN. CERN is located in Switzerland, which is not Hell.
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And you are confusing dan browns novels with facts.
Even though Dan Brown is a hellbound papist who comes up with some bizarre ideas (the thought of Jesus fornicating with that whore Mary Magdelene for example), one thing he is correct on is that CERN is in Switzerland.

Tell me then, if CERN is not in Switzerland, then where is it?



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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-25-2010, 04:58 PM

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Seriously. Are you the best your little iceberg has to offer?
no he is not, and i for one am almost ashamed to call myself Icelandic after that little twat opened his mouth. the best we have to offer is strength any male Icelander over the age of 18 can take on any american and win in unarmed combat, we have shown the world that the strength of Thor is still in our blood, Jón Páll Sigmarsson he won the worlds strongest man 4 times, Magnum Ver did the same. A feat that no american has ever done.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-25-2010, 05:02 PM

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Even though Dan Brown is a hellbound papist who comes up with some bizarre ideas (the thought of Jesus fornicating with that whore Mary Magdelene for example), one thing he is correct on is that CERN is in Switzerland.

Tell me then, if CERN is not in Switzerland, then where is it?
good sir, i was not referring to the fact that cern is in switzerland, i was objecting to the fact that CERN created the internet , that is false.
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good sir, i was not referring to the fact that cern is in switzerland, i was objecting to the fact that CERN created the internet , that is false.
You are clueless. Look at this, my friend.


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Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
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Jón Páll Sigmarsson he won the worlds strongest man 4 times, Magnum Ver did the same. A feat that no american has ever done.
You mean those men's pharmacists won it for them. If anyone injects enough drugs, they are going to get stronger.


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-25-2010, 06:48 PM

oh ye of little faith, here is proof that some of you are of Icelandic descent(by that i refer not to the fact that vikings found america long before Christofer Columbus) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Americans
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-25-2010, 07:16 PM

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here is proof... wikipedia link
You definitely have a sense of humor. Kudos to you!

But in the hypothetical case that you were actually serious: "some of you" can mean pretty much anything if you talk about a population of 300 million people. It's not like icelend where everyone is related to eachother to some degree due to inbreeding.


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-25-2010, 07:50 PM

I am very pleased to see someone bringing this up to the surface. As a Christian Icelander I have watched my country sinking deeper and deeper into the pits of hell by every year. Homosexuality, atheism and satanic practices are a growing problem and I am very ashamed of my fellow Icelanders here on this forum with their blasphemous posts, praising their false-gods and mocking our savior, Jesus Christ. It is pretty obvious where they are going and I shall pray for them, hoping they will be saved.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-25-2010, 08:09 PM

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It's not like icelend where everyone is related to eachother to some degree due to inbreeding.

This is a sad fact, but a true one. This has caused lots of problems such as mental retardation but about 54 percent of the population here has an IQ below 80. This is just another example of God's anger towards the Icelandic nation.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-25-2010, 08:34 PM

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-25-2010, 08:38 PM

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I am very pleased to see someone bringing this up to the surface. As a Christian Icelander I have watched my country sinking deeper and deeper into the pits of hell by every year. Homosexuality, atheism and satanic practices are a growing problem and I am very ashamed of my fellow Icelanders here on this forum with their blasphemous posts, praising their false-gods and mocking our savior, Jesus Christ. It is pretty obvious where they are going and I shall pray for them, hoping they will be saved.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-25-2010, 08:41 PM

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GOD HATES ICELAND!



Jim Osborn when did your “God” tell you that he hated Iceland, was it in your fantasy dream or of eating magic mushrooms or do you have more than one persona that talks to you in time to time, you can go to some therapist I think if you are seeing lot of unearthly thinks


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