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Old 06-14-2013, 08:02 PM
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That is exactly what i am saying. And to your example of how a scout should not act, neither do gay scouts. Gay scouts are just as likely to do something like that by force as a straight scout. Unless you can provide some statistic that says says there is a much larger amount of gay people in sexual offenses than straight people, i will stick with the latter.

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Just because a 1600 year old book says its an abomination, does not mean its true. The bible has been altered many times in history. The number of the beast, commonly thought to be 666 is 616. This fact was proven by a very early Revelation manuscript commonly called Papyrus 115. Who knows what else could be wrong.
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That is exactly what i am saying. And to your example of how a scout should not act, neither do gay scouts. Gay scouts are just as likely to do something like that by force as a straight scout. Unless you can provide some statistic that says says there is a much larger amount of gay people in sexual offenses than straight people, i will stick with the latter.

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Just because a 1600 year old book says its an abomination, does not mean its true. The bible has been altered many times in history. The number of the beast, commonly thought to be 666 is 616. This fact was proven by a very early Revelation manuscript commonly called Papyrus 115. Who knows what else could be wrong.
Those heathen Bibles have been altered, but the KJV is a perfect and unchanging translation without a single word being altered through all its history. And why on Earth should we think your papaya 115, or whatever it is, got it right? Maybe the person who was writing it was working on his own without Divine inspiration and jotted the number down wrong.
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Your king James version also uses the flawed beast number. The papyrus 115 sample happens to be one of the oldest copies of the Revelation that we had. In a time when only a very little amount of people could actually read or write, its very unlikely that the copy was written by anyone other than a church official. Even if that was just some guy writing down his own thing, that also calls into question your King James bible. Which one is correct, are any of them correct. How do you know you bible is the correct one.
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Your king James version also uses the flawed beast number. The papyrus 115 sample happens to be one of the oldest copies of the Revelation that we had. In a time when only a very little amount of people could actually read or write, its very unlikely that the copy was written by anyone other than a church official. Even if that was just some guy writing down his own thing, that also calls into question your King James bible. Which one is correct, are any of them correct. How do you know you bible is the correct one.
1) Get a dictionary.
2) Look up "faith".
3) Look up "proof".
4) Add 2 + 2.
5) Feel stupid for asking that question.
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1. Not only have 3 but have dictionary.com

2. N, complete trust or confidence in something or someone, no matter how unfounded.

3. N, Evidence or argument establishing or helping to establish a fact or the truth of a statement.

4. Adding a number to a sentence does not make sense. Its like adding a jellyfish plus suspension bridge.

5. I do not feel stupid for it, nor have you answered my question, tell me, how do you know that you King James bible is the correct one, if the correct one even exists anymore.
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5. I do not feel stupid for it...
With faith, proof is pointless. With proof, faith is pointless.

These people have faith in the King James Bible, and that's ALL they need.

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In my experience, teaching is much more effective when it involves leading the student to discover the answer for themselves, instead of just telling them the answer. Of course, this requires a student who is willing to learn, and not just spout off showing how little they know about pretty much everything outside their own very narrow specialty.

I'll be sure to lower my expectations for the next "university astrophysics student" that visits this board, thanks to you.
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That is exactly what i am saying. And to your example of how a scout should not act, neither do gay scouts. Gay scouts are just as likely to do something like that by force as a straight scout. Unless you can provide some statistic that says says there is a much larger amount of gay people in sexual offenses than straight people, i will stick with the latter.

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Just because a 1600 year old book says its an abomination, does not mean its true. The bible has been altered many times in history. The number of the beast, commonly thought to be 666 is 616. This fact was proven by a very early Revelation manuscript commonly called Papyrus 115. Who knows what else could be wrong.

How dare you!

The reason those feminazi islamofascists altered the Holy KJV Bible was to make it easier for them to enforce their unholy rules and traditions upon us God-fearing, commandment-abiding followers of Christ.

We, however, do the Godly thing- we only use the real Bible- the KJV Bible.

Please, dear, stop trying to debate Christians about our own religion- you will ALWAYS lose.

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Friends,

God has sent a clear message that He is NOT happy with the Boy Scouts and their decision to bend to the radical gay agenda.

23 Boy Scouts struck by lightning

Go against the Will of God? That's what you get.
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It is a proven fact that all homosexuals, whether they are faggots or lesbians, have deep seated pedophilic tendencies. They must be prevented from ever gaining access to children of either gender. The Boy Scouts of America have once again proven that they are on the Lord's side. Glory!
I must ask, may I be allowed to view this "scientific evidence" you have collected
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I must ask, may I be allowed to view this "scientific evidence" you have collected
How is this for a fact: have you ever met a paedophile homersexualist?

Until you have you are in no position to judge how prevelant they are in today's society. Next time you are on a bus look to the left and to the right of you: either one of them could be a paedo.

They arn't all short, south paws with Ginger hair, you know? They can look like anyone, these days.

With all of today's multi media they are getting very good at blending into to normal society.

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Have you heard the latest? The boy scouts are offering badges for sodomy, incest and cannibalism now.


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Christian radio broadcasters Kevin Swanson and Dave Buehner told their listeners that Boy Scouts were trying to “find the thing that God really, really, really hates the most” by allowing gay members, and soon the organization would be handing out merit badges for sodomy, incest and cannibalism.

“Manhood is a problem and the Boy Scouts are going to lead the decline since the final decision came down that the Boy Scouts as a national organization are going to invite homosexuals into the troops,” Swanson explained Friday on Generations Radio.

Buehner predicted that LGBT scoutmasters would also be invited to join, “and pretty soon you’re going to have the sodomy merit badge.”

“And after that, I guess it’s incest,” Swanson agreed. “After that, I guess it’s the cannibal merit badge, where I guess you cut up human flesh, fry it.”

“But you have to cook it in a Dutch oven out in the wilderness,” Buehner quipped.

“So that’s what the Boy Scouts are doing, they are trying to add abomination on abomination, effectively going into God’s word, trying to find the thing that God really, really, really hates the most,” Swanson concluded. “The sins listed in the Bible, going through the lists of sins in the Bible, finding the very worst ones and creating merit badges for them is where the Boy Scouts are headed.”

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This just takes the biscuit.

What in the Sam Hill do young vibrant, clean limbed, young youth have to do to get away from the anal rape enthusiasts?

Isn't it enough that groups of these young Soldiers of Christ only ever rough house (possibly shirtless) with other boys under the eagle eyed vigilance of honest Christian men, far away from prying eyes?

When those drooling, dead eyed, paedophilic fiends sit behind their 386 computers (no doubt writing Justin Beebop Ethen Hawke slash fiction) they are just waiting for the inevitable sodomy laws to give their sick way of life respectability and the illusion that being gay is okay and does not actually hurt anyone and only a narrow minded religious bigot would ever care what strangers are doing of their own free will.

If people think that cannibalism does not leed to anality I have to question what world they think Jeffrey Dalmer lived on?

I'll tell you this: it ain't Colob!

If anyone can prove queers can't be serial killers I'll give £10 to the Richard Dawkins Hate Foundation.

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I care so much about good Christian children, and it would be oh so terrible if these faggots started spreading their EVILoution and sodomy to the Boy Scouts, I would have to pull so many children out of the program, which is supposed to teach them good values.
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Well, as from tomorrow both the US and British boy scout movements will become officially 100% unacceptable organisations for our decent young men.

In the USA, the Boy Scouts will formally accept openly gay boys beginning January 1, 2014.

Meanwhile, in Godless Englistan, from January 1 scouts will no longer have to promise to do their duty to God, although they will still have to promise to do their duty to the queen. This is tantamount to an open admission, by the way, that the Church of England - arrogantly headed up by the queen, instead of by (or at the very least, a man) - is also an atheist organisation.

I was trying to work out what the difference was between allowing gay boys (who are, by definition, atheists) and allowing atheists (some but not all of whom are gay) and which is worse. Perhaps a Pastor, or simply any man with his man's logical mind, could explain this?

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I hope Lord Baden Powell will come back from the grave and shoot those who approve this!!!
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Hi. Thank you for contributing to the thread. I can't seem to find your introductory post?
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Those 2 little letters BP which used to stand for all the good things - Baden Powell, Be Prepared, British Petroleum now stand for all faggot things.
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I was trying to work out what the difference was between allowing gay boys (who are, by definition, atheists) and allowing atheists (some but not all of whom are gay) and which is worse. Perhaps a Pastor, or simply any man with his man's logical mind, could explain this?
Neither a gay nor atheist were suppose to allowed in the boys scout movement because this two violate the original scout promise.

Before he becomes a scout, a boy must take the scout's oath, thus:
On my honour I promise that---
I will do my duty to God and the King.
I will do my best to help others, whatever it costs me.
I know the scout law, and will obey it.
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Before he becomes a scout, a boy must take the scout's oath, thus:
On my honour I promise that---
I will do my duty to God and the King.
I will do my best to help others, whatever it costs me.
I know the scout law, and will obey it.
Nonsense. The UK and the United States don't have a king.
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