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Mayor of Freehold
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God Does Not Want You to Confess You Had An Affair. -
03-14-2014, 01:48 PM
Men, if you are having an affair, don't tell anyone else about it.
In this news article, a preacher went before his congregation to confess he had had an affair some years earlier. He dropped dead, right there on the spot.
It's obvious God did not want him, or you and I, to fess up. The lesson is, keep it to yourself.
http://www.ctpost.com/local/article/...on-5311513.php
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: God Does Not Want You to Confess You Had An Affair. -
03-14-2014, 05:52 PM
It is true. Once you have sinned, it is just between you and God. Once you break that sacred trust, you will never know how upset it will make Him. In the example you posted Mayor Hold, the fellow may of gotten off easy (probably because he was a Pastor).
If I ever did anything wrong, I'd never announce it to the world. That would be like saying 'God Failed'.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Location: Close to God
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Re: God Does Not Want You to Confess You Had An Affair. -
03-14-2014, 07:04 PM
Having one woman is horrible enough. Why would anyone want to have two women?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Posts: 6,751
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry, Redding, CA
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Re: God Does Not Want You to Confess You Had An Affair. -
03-14-2014, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Having one woman is horrible enough. Why would anyone want to have two women?
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Amen!
I don't understand why anyone--but especially a preacher--would make a public confession like this. Once Jesus has forgiven you, that sin is completely wiped away, just as if it had never occurred:
Repent ye therefore, and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out, when the times of refreshing shall come from the presence of the Lord. Acts 3:19
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for Vice President in 2024
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Re: God Does Not Want You to Confess You Had An Affair. -
03-14-2014, 08:02 PM
Now I understand why this cook confessed. He's not just a cook, he's a spook, too:
I don't know how many times I have to say it--you CANNOT trust black preachers. Sure, there are one or two honest ones out there somewhere, but the rest aren't men of God, they're carnival hucksters just looking to make a buck.
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for Vice President in 2024
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Posts: 29,835
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: God Does Not Want You to Confess You Had An Affair. -
03-14-2014, 09:03 PM
All nigra bucks try to mount every wide bottom nigress, every chance they get. If a female is a fair skinned, blue eyed blonde, as sure as the sun rises every day by Gods good grace, she is going to be raped and filled with mulatto babies. It is what they do (the nigra bucks, not the blondes).
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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True Christian™
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Location: Love Child of Pastor Osborne
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Re: God Does Not Want You to Confess You Had An Affair. -
03-15-2014, 02:02 AM
Obviously this poor fellow was duped by some churchgoing sheboon with an offer of breastesses and thighs.
God righteously smote preacherman for setting a bad example for the entire troop.
2 Corinthians 5:20 Now then we are ambassadors for Christ, as though God did beseech you by us: we pray you in Christ's stead, be ye reconciled to God.
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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True Christian™
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Re: God Does Not Want You to Confess You Had An Affair. -
03-15-2014, 09:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WWJDnow
Now I understand why this cook confessed. He's not just a cook, he's a spook, too:
I don't know how many times I have to say it--you CANNOT trust black preachers. Sure, there are one or two honest ones out there somewhere, but the rest aren't men of God, they're carnival hucksters just looking to make a buck.
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While the Bible (KJV1611) permits the title of "Bishop" (Titus 1:5-7), it's rarely seen in Baptist churches. It strikes me that this nigra might have been a bit too uppity and upset Jesus.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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