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Default Re: Evil My Little Pony Halloween Terror - 10-11-2013, 10:45 PM

I came to this topic out of curiosity... and even though there are not many pictures, they are quite creepy indeed.

Personally, I like the show. Taking it all with a giant grain of salt of course... Rainbow coloured pegasi and baby blue unicorns? Luckily they make it so obvious even children know it's a cartoon.

Though these pictures are simply terrifying. Even though some are obviously very well crafted and have high detail, I rather not have them in my room. They wont fit with my penguin collection anyway.


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Default Re: Evil My Little Pony Halloween Terror - 10-14-2013, 11:41 AM

My children are not allowed to watch television shows or have toys that portray magical, unreal things. Had multicolored prancing ponies with flowing manes and magic powers really existed at one time, God surely would have instructed Noah to kick them off the Ark for being demonic and queer.
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Default Re: Evil My Little Pony Halloween Terror - 10-15-2013, 12:29 PM

Demonic and queer is a strange combination indeed
Look on the brightside at least the gaywise can't breed

Ponies undefiled remain God's creatures
It's the depraved nancyboys who added homosexual features

It's these same perverts who are headed for Hell
doing as they do maybe they won't mind the brimstone smell
but they will be pestered a bit by the unquenchable fire
reserved for the devil, his deamons, and every limp-wristed liar!!

There is still time to avoid this fate
Turn your back on the deathstyle that preaches such hate.

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Miz Vav is gonna make a few batches of her famous Exlax brownies to give out to them chilrins. Them greedy Jew kids is gonna feel Gawds wrath, believe me!


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Default Re: Evil My Little Pony Halloween Terror - 10-17-2013, 08:37 AM

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Just seeing a single image like this is enough to forever convince me of the evils of this hideous machination of Satan!
I think I am slowly becoming more convinced of how MESSED UP Christianity is becoming. It used to be about love and what not, but now it's all about being ABOVE what you folks consider evil, like a cartoon about horses.... I doubt Jesus would have done much condemning, he seemed more like the pray and turn the other cheek type. Considering all the sin most pastors and church-goers justify with their "faith", I would say people like this love to condemn.
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My children are not allowed to watch television shows or have toys that portray magical, unreal things. Had multicolored prancing ponies with flowing manes and magic powers really existed at one time, God surely would have instructed Noah to kick them off the Ark for being demonic and queer.
Unicorns in the bible, the must have gotten kicked off the boat, because they could fornicate with that horn or something. Your kids are gonna turn out GREAT!
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I think I am slowly becoming more convinced of how MESSED UP Christianity is becoming. It used to be about love and what not, but now it's all about being ABOVE what you folks consider evil, like a cartoon about horses.... I doubt Jesus would have done much condemning, he seemed more like the pray and turn the other cheek type. Considering all the sin most pastors and church-goers justify with their "faith", I would say people like this love to condemn.
I honestly dont see what we're supposedly doing wrong? all we're doing is spreading awareness on OUR lovely forum about the dangers of todays society. YOU came here, WE didn't go to you

You bloody athiest always manage to think of yourself's and play the victim, What about us? what about our children? They're the ones who are under constant danger of being lured in to some sexed up cult driven by athiest who use cartoons as a means of recruitment

For once in your miserable life try to think about JESUS and what he did for us

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Default Re: Evil My Little Pony Halloween Terror - 11-02-2013, 03:02 AM

Be ye the harbingers of discrimination? Does not the Holy LORD say to love your brother as well as your enemies? Have ye strayed so far from the one that you worship and blinded yourself beyond love for one another? Who are ye to judge your brother? Is not the LORD the ultimate authority on all things, both evil and righteous? In the book of Matthew the ancient texts read “44: But I say to you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you¬¬, 45: so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven; for He causes His sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous.…” A common misconception of brony kind is that they are homosexual. A man or woman’s sexual orientation is not dictated by their interest nor does any interest tell exactly what a man or woman is. What people find kindness in is of their own, not to have judgment passed over by ones who are not comforted by the same things. Though some bronies are unclean in their interests, others are so mentally scarred and have hearts so deeply wounded by man that the only haven they can find is in those ponies. I have looked at your posts regarding all sorts of matters, some are reasonable and some are not. Some heavily reinforce stereotypes, that Irishmen are ALL drunkards that ALL Jewish people condoned the killing of Jesus Messiah, and that MLP is evil. This causes evil in the world as much as the devil himself does. I await your responses, if there are any. GOD bless all, worthy and not.
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...GOD bless all, worthy and not.
What God would that be? Certainly not the one from the Bible.


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What God would that be? Certainly not the one from the Bible.
It would be a GOD who loves all, are you worthy? Are any of us worthy? No. No human can or ever will be worthy of GOD's blessings yet we receive them nonetheless.
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It would be a GOD who loves all, are you worthy? Are any of us worthy? No. No human can or ever will be worthy of GOD's blessings yet we receive them nonetheless.
Well, then I need to repeat Mr Much's question: where are you getting your information about this "God"?

And I also have a question for Mr Much because it get very confusing for me sometimes and people go on about yiffing and clopping and I don't like to appear ignorant - are the two synonymous? The people in question are a bit strange, I thought you might be down with the lingo.
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It would be a GOD who loves all, are you worthy?...
If God loves all, then all are worthy of His love, by definition.

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...Are any of us worthy? No. No human can or ever will be worthy of GOD's blessings yet we receive them nonetheless.
So God treats everyone NOT as they deserve? Why do you worship a capricious bastard?


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...people go on about yiffing and clopping and I don't like to appear ignorant - are the two synonymous?...
No. Clopping is the term used for masturbation (an onomatopoeic for hooves striking) among the MyLittleClonies , and yiffing refers to sex (of any variety, but usually means fully "clothed" [fur-suited] dry-humping) between perfurts.

Neither of those activities hold any allure for me, but there is a separate phenomena called a "nekomimi" that I'll have to investigate further:



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I have never seen "My little Ponies" but I am reminded of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse:

Re:6:1: And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.
Re:6:2: And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.
Re:6:3: And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see.
Re:6:4: And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword.
Re:6:5: And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand.
Re:6:6: And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.
Re:6:7: And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
Re:6:8: And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

We Christians pray for such things: we desire the death of the unbeliever so that the value of our faith will be shown as foretold:

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It would be a GOD who loves all, are you worthy? Are any of us worthy? No. No human can or ever will be worthy of GOD's blessings yet we receive them nonetheless.
We are Saved™ because we adhere strictly to God's holy written word (the Bible(KJV1611)).

Once we are Saved™ we cannot sin.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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If God loves all, then all are worthy of His love, by definition.



So God treats everyone NOT as they deserve? Why do you worship a capricious bastard?

Why do you worship a hateful god? None of us are worthy of his love, what makes you think we are? Tell me exactly where in the Bible it says that humans are worthy of the Divine Creators love. Humans are disgusting, warlike creatures. GOD treats everyone as they deserve, everyone deserves to be treated equally to one another. No man, woman, or child is higher or lower than the one next to them. Everyone is a sinner, all of you have sinned. You have all lied, cheated, and hated your brother. I have too, I admit to this. GOD has said unto thee:"How can you say to your brother, 'Brother, let me take the speck out of your eye,' when you yourself fail to see the plank in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye." none of you have any grounds to judge others' sins while you yourself have sinned.
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Default Re: Evil My Little Pony Halloween Terror - 11-03-2013, 12:49 AM

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Why do you worship a hateful god?...
I don't (didn't you notice the "Arrogant Atheist Dick" label the moderators here have been kind enough to give me?).

The True Christians™ do because that's how God is described in the Bible. Do a search; "fear God" appears more often (280 times)in the King James Bible than "love God" (221 times).

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...Tell me exactly where in the Bible it says that humans are worthy of the Divine Creators love...
John 3:16. If you don't know that, I mean, c'mon dude.

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...GOD treats everyone as they deserve...
Err, no. See Deuteronomy 23:2, among others.

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...everyone deserves to be treated equally to one another. No man, woman, or child is higher or lower than the one next to them...
That's in the Constitution, not the Bible.

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...none of you have any grounds to judge others' sins while you yourself have sinned.
You should read this thread: The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5)


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I do not have to explain my logic, nor my translation of scripture to any of you; take what I serve in any way you do. If you do not believe in GOD, then why waste your time on a religious site? Why not seek a more ambitious life with what time you have on Earth? (If you really are an atheist) Why the hostility? I wish to impart a grain of perception, and possibly if I am lucky, a bit more acceptance of your fellow man.

To make this more relevant to the thread, The pictures posted on the first page are re-imaginations of MLP:FIM from people who enjoy horror movies and spooky stories. It is the painters perception that covers the canvas, the paint just brings color.
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I do not have to explain my logic, nor my translation of scripture to any of you; take what I serve in any way you do. If you do not believe in GOD, then why waste your time on a religious site? Why not seek a more ambitious life with what time you have on Earth? (If you really are an atheist) Why the hostility? I wish to impart a grain of perception, and possibly if I am lucky, a bit more acceptance of your fellow man.

To make this more relevant to the thread, The pictures posted on the first page are re-imaginations of MLP:FIM from people who enjoy horror movies and spooky stories. It is the painters perception that covers the canvas, the paint just brings color.
Edit: this post is a response to Didymus Much's post, not to the general public.
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I do not have to explain my logic, nor my translation of scripture to any of you; take what I serve in any way you do...
Why do you get a free pass? Everyone here has to justify their position; the True Christians™ use the King James Bible, I use facts and logic.

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...If you do not believe in GOD, then why waste your time on a religious site?...
1) It's interesting that you classify time spent examining (and discussing with learned personages, such as the Pastors here) the Bible as "wasted".

2) As a Christian yourself (cough), you should be encouraging me in my discovery of the Word, like the True Christians™ do.

3) Am I not helping to ensure that people who profess to be Christian truly know the God that they're worshiping (in all His fearsome glory)?

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...Why not seek a more ambitious life with what time you have on Earth?...
What do you know of my life?

Here, I read, and I think, and I teach, and I learn, and I laugh and cry with friends. What more could one want?

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...(If you really are an atheist)...
Christians (unlike Muslims, with their concept of al-taqqiya) are not allowed to misrepresent or deny their faith. Someone who has read the whole Bible would know this.

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...Why the hostility? I wish to impart a grain of perception, and possibly if I am lucky, a bit more acceptance of your fellow man...
Both are non-Biblical concepts, which you tried to justify by blatantly misrepresenting the contents and message of the Bible.


 

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