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Default Re: My Enemies List - 03-20-2014, 06:59 AM

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Did you know that some hyænas have zebra stripes too?
Now I'm going to have nightmares! My dad used to say he would feed me to dingos if I didn't start growing, and quick! It was an idle threat, but I still bear the scars.

How about leopard spot?


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Default Re: My Enemies List - 03-20-2014, 10:59 AM

Yes, the spotted hyæna is a lovely animal. But they don't look like leopards.

Jesus is clear that He will be killing all our enemies, and there will be billions of them, when He returns. So vast a number as He has promised to kill necessarily includes many evil babies.


Revelation 6:7-8
Revelation 9:15-18


Isaiah also mentions animals sent by God to chomp heathens, babies are specifically mentioned. God would not send chomping animals to dismember good babies so we know that these babies were dealt with appropriately. It is likely that they would have grown up to be cannibals. Or something. Here are the animals mentioned:
  • wild beasts of the desert
  • doleful creatures
  • owls
  • satyrs
  • wild beasts of the islands (these may have been hyænas)
  • dragons
Isaiah 13:6-22

God knows just how every baby will turn out even from the moment of conception Psalm 51:5 and sure enough every baby will be evil. Without Jesus to undo the damage done by Eve we would all be evil too. But having accepted God's Plan for our lives means that Christians are spared the hateful fact of unregenerate babies, infants, children, teenagers, men, women and geriatrics. Whether it's the past history of Genesis or the future history of Revelation or any other history in between we are assured that all these wretches will be dealt with by God because He hates them too.

It's quite a list.
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Default Re: My Enemies List - 03-20-2014, 10:57 PM

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I got a idea,feller. I done thought of a way you can get back a mite bit of the respectyou has lost in my eyes.just a mite bit,mind you! Chewin on my redman,you know what kind of pictures that put in my head?not pretty ones i reckon

Anyhoo,i got to thinkin about it and i reckon it might be high time you put on your bigboy undies,forsake the prairie nigra chawl which has rotted your mind and take on the name of Skoal Bandit. Now dont that have a ring to it,son?
What are you even talking about Orem?
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Default Re: My Enemies List - 03-21-2014, 11:41 PM

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What are you even talking about Orem?
It's a confusion between tobacco tea bags and organza undergarments which might be superficially similar except for the contents. There is some lovely black organza with tinsel text ornaments available at the moment and I have made a skirt sort of thing for a unicycle riding friend, but I doubt that poster knows the difference between tinsel and chewing tobacco either. It makes me feel ill.
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