Satan's Entertainment Discussion for Movies/TV/Music/Video Games/Pop Culture. How HELLY-wood is destroying our society and parents can learn to protect their children from sinful influences like Disney, Pacman, and Tic-Tac-Toe. |
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 15
Join Date: Sep 2011
|
|
Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil -
09-06-2011, 01:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
Oblivion game will feature lots of dragons. We know dragons are really another form of Satan (read Revelation, chapter 12).
|
i was reading somewhere that the point was to slay the dragons, so it would be like your saving a land from the devil?
|
|
Landover Senior Outreach Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 8,237
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Freehold Senior Estates
|
|
Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil -
09-06-2011, 01:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by miker89
i was reading somewhere that the point was to slay the dragons, so it would be like your saving a land from the devil?
|
Perhaps, but True Christians™ know that the devil is in the homosexuals, atheists and other God-haters.
Are you a Christian man, my friend?
In Christ
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
Last edited by Brother Harold Porter; 09-07-2011 at 07:04 PM.
|
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 22
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: kentucky
|
|
Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil -
09-09-2011, 11:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Reading the Bible not good enough for you son?
|
I could not agree more. it seems i am the only child left in the USA who is content with reading the second testament and tormenting fags (small children, children with high voices: AKA practicioners in same gender sodomy) not only am i content with my lords holy scriptures but I am uterly enthralled by them. what purer activity then memorising the very words of god himself through the lips of his son jesus christ?!
an eager and righteous warrior of the lord Jesus Christ whom I have embraced as my saviour
|
|
Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 12,662
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Standing behind my husband
|
|
Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil -
09-09-2011, 02:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nonbelieversdie
I could not agree more. it seems i am the only child left in the USA who is content with reading the second testament and tormenting fags (small children, children with high voices: AKA practicioners in same gender sodomy) not only am i content with my lords holy scriptures but I am uterly enthralled by them. what purer activity then memorising the very words of god himself through the lips of his son jesus christ?!
|
Did your shift key break after that last "I"?
|
Unsaved trash, vile papist scum
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 2
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Bowing down to statuary
|
|
Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil -
09-14-2011, 10:06 PM
First of all, IT'S A GAME!
Second of all, most of you people are ignorant evangelists who know absolutely nothing about Christianity nor anything else for that matter.
When you reach wherever you people are going when you die, God will personally bitchslap you in the face for your stupidity.
|
|
Forum Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 195
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Lisbon generally, on a philanthropic mission to the australian colonies currently.
|
|
Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil -
09-14-2011, 10:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CatholicMan52
First of all, IT'S A GAME!
Second of all, most of you people are ignorant evangelists who know absolutely nothing about Christianity nor anything else for that matter.
When you reach wherever you people are going when you die, God will personally bitchslap you in the face for your stupidity.
|
Papist dog, introduce yourself in the proper fashion. There is a thread made for such as you.
Matthew 23:33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?
|
|
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
|
|
Posts: 2
Join Date: Sep 2011
|
|
Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil -
09-14-2011, 11:47 PM
Please read this! If your not yet infected by this... Virus. buy the game! get out of this site and run! please... don't die in this aweful place, theres still hope for you...
|
|
True Christian™ Televangelist Director of Fundraising and Tithing On the Look Out for Wife #6!
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 8,727
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Apostles Grove, Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil -
09-28-2011, 08:24 PM
I knew the creators of this game would attempt to one-up the seedy debauchery and Godmocking of Oblivion, and they are doing it by MAKING YOU HAVE GAY MARRIAGES! As of all that occult worship and senseless violence wasn't enough, Bethesda has clearly joined forces with the Homosexual Agenda in brainwashing our youngsters to accept a twisted crime against nature such as gay marriage as "normal". Furthermore, this game appeals to furries who can play as cats or lizards, which will result in a tangled mess of homosexual cat and elf, or lizard and human bestiality "marriages"....
I think you can see where they are going with this...
Once the Homosexual Agenda rams gay marriage legalization deep into every state, the Bestiality Agenda is going to suddenly start getting vocal and demand that "Love knows no species."
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.
|
Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert, cannuckistani liberal
|
|
Posts: 77
Join Date: Sep 2011
|
|
Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil -
09-29-2011, 07:21 PM
I have already pre-ordered this game on Steam, and I am looking forward to playing it.
A game will only influence you as much as you let it.
|
|
Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 18,555
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold Iowa
|
|
Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil -
09-29-2011, 09:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Octavia
I have already pre-ordered this game on Steam, and I am looking forward to playing it.
A game will only influence you as much as you let it.
|
That's what Satan likes humans to think. You say right now "it's only a game" and then by tonight you be a running an female toon role playing out animal sex fantasies with the in game monsters.
That my friend is why Elder Scrolls is a gate way sin to damnation. Today its a virtual wolf you are cybering with, after that its only a mater of time before you are in the tenderloin, in drag giving hummers for crack money.
It's satan that is telling you it's only a computer game because Satan wan'ts to cyber with you in his off line MORG in Hell.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
Hot Must ReadThreads!
Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!
|
|
Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 10,391
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Surrounded By Married Homos and Baby Killers in Godless England
|
|
Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil -
09-29-2011, 11:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Octavia
I have already pre-ordered this game on Steam, and I am looking forward to playing it.
A game will only influence you as much as you let it.
|
For someone who respects other people's beliefs you don't half spend a lot of time ranting on about how your made up morals are better than God's.
|
|
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
|
|
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil -
09-29-2011, 11:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Octavia
I have already pre-ordered this game on Steam, and I am looking forward to playing it.
A game will only influence you as much as you let it.
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
That's what Satan likes humans to think.
|
Amen brother. Just like sodomy.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
|
Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert, cannuckistani liberal
|
|
Posts: 77
Join Date: Sep 2011
|
|
Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil -
09-30-2011, 12:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
That's what Satan likes humans to think. You say right now "it's only a game" and then by tonight you be a running an female toon role playing out animal sex fantasies with the in game monsters.
|
Actually, I will not be doing any "animal sex fantasies".
I am straight. In the game my character will be straight. Why? Because I have have no interest in being gay in the game, even though I have the option to.
In fact, I won't even be doing relationship stuff in the game. Again, why? Because even though I have the option to do so in the game, it does not interest me.
The game doesn't FORCE you to do anything. All they give you is the option to do so.
|
Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert, cannuckistani liberal
|
|
Posts: 77
Join Date: Sep 2011
|
|
Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil -
09-30-2011, 12:10 AM
My apologies. I didn't see this post and completely skipped it.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
For someone who respects other people's beliefs you don't half spend a lot of time ranting on about how your made up morals are better than God's.
|
I do respect others beliefs, but for the sake of discussion I am giving out my point of view on the subject.
|
|
Forum Member
Forum Member
|
|
Posts: 168
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Colorado
|
|
Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil -
09-30-2011, 03:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Octavia
I have already pre-ordered this game on Steam, and I am looking forward to playing it.
A game will only influence you as much as you let it.
|
That's quite a philosophy for someone who claims to be a Christian. What about other forms of sin? Smoking left-handed cigarettes, snorting coca, masturbation, homerism....do you propound those things too because they will only influence you as much as you let them?
Jeremiah 23:29 Is not my word like as a fire? saith the LORD; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces?
Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
|
Unsaved trash, mindless godmocker
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 10
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Godless Europistan
|
|
Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil -
09-30-2011, 04:11 AM
Jesus Christ✡ was a deeply deluded apocalyptic Jew who committed suicide by cop to bring about the End of the World. Probably the son of Joseph, the main character of the sequel to the Jew Bible, and also known as "The Perfect Man", Jesus was even more successful than Harry Potter (and just as fake) and one could even say that he performed the role of Luke Skywalker for 1900+ years. He will be forever remembered in the Mediterranean Literature Hall of Fame and number 1 in Romantic Pocket Novels.
According to the Bible, Jesus was God's magic flying pinko commie Jew son, who could rise from the dead as Socialists do. He was featured as a Mary Sue character in a shitty Jewish slashfic called the Bible, even though all he did was troll on ppl IRL, and eventually got killed for pissing everybody off (See Trolling). He has also inspired a freaky fetish around him, and was the inspiration for the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, and the Holocaust.
The most amuzing part of it all, is that the very same people that nowadays worship him fanatically, having they lived in his times, would have mocked, persecuted and even killed him for challenging the establishment of society.
Coincidentally born on Christmas day in the year 0 D.C.(During Christ) to Mary and, if the rumors are true, God, (a paternity test is pending) with the Holy Spirit acting as jizz. According to local legend, Jesus (pronounced "Hay-soos") was born in Bethlehem (meaning "house of bread" in both Arab and Hebrew, one more reason for Catholics to now eat their god) in a barn (more reasons) and then placed in a manger (even moar reasons) because his cheated step-dad, Joseph, was too Jew to get a room for his 9 month pregnant wife. Rumor says Mary and Joseph were about to eat their new-born dinner when they were interrupted by three guys that had followed a bright alien space ship to Bethlehem and proceed to gave Jesus gold, incest, and embalming fluids.
Little is known of Jesus' childhood, but he was probably pretty stuck up and liked to mess with people's heads given that he was the Son of God. But according to the Infancy Gospel of St Thomas, the young Jesus once killed a boy for beating him in a race and caused an entire village to go blind for not recognizing his divinity for the I am retarded.
Facts
Jesus was a sandnigger.
Jesus makes a cameo in the Koran but he's not Allah's son and Allah only makes it look like he was crucified, so what was the piffleing point?! apparently he comes back on judgment day to kill the infidels and restore justice.
Makes celebrity appearances on bread.
The Beatles were bigger than him. And got more pussy.
Knows his cunnilingus.
Jesus was meant to return last year in an immaculate conception but was aborted.
Is not allowed within 50 feet of any public school in both New York State and Oregon.
Jesus does not like to be piffleed in the wristholes or footholes.
Jesus says that he was too drunk at the time to remember turning water into wine, but also says he thinks it was actually Jack Daniel's because wine is for pussies.
Jesus occasionally guest-stars on TV's South Park. Nobody is sure if he's making good on a bet or if he's just hard up for cash.
Any person living in that area during Jesus' time would have had the skintone of an Arab. Be sure to tell Christians this as the thought of a black Jesus will drive them batshit insane.
The purpose of Israeli special forces Mossad is to prepare for Jesus' return so that he can be killed again.
Was a JEW and by de facto did WTC.
Was not only a jew but the jews' instrument to control all Monotheists except the Zoroasthrians.
If Jesus is the Messiah, David Koresh is the Lord of the Universe.
Was responsible for your childhood pet dying and is torturing it as we speak.
Had no sense of humor.
Hated Jay-Jay the Jet plane.
Was bigger than Jesus.
|
|
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
|
|
Posts: 14,450
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
|
|
Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil -
09-30-2011, 04:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mobocracy
...look up the word plagiarism...
|
And please try to have an original thought.
|
Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert, cannuckistani liberal
|
|
Posts: 77
Join Date: Sep 2011
|
|
Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil -
09-30-2011, 12:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by s. warnin
That's quite a philosophy for someone who claims to be a Christian. What about other forms of sin? Smoking left-handed cigarettes, snorting coca, masturbation, homerism....do you propound those things too because they will only influence you as much as you let them?
|
I do none of those in the first place.
I explained my answer above in two other posts.
|
|
Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 18,555
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold Iowa
|
|
Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil -
09-30-2011, 04:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Octavia
Actually, I will not be doing any "animal sex fantasies".
I am straight. In the game my character will be straight. Why? Because I have have no interest in being gay in the game, even though I have the option to.
In fact, I won't even be doing relationship stuff in the game. Again, why? Because even though I have the option to do so in the game, it does not interest me.
The game doesn't FORCE you to do anything. All they give you is the option to do so.
|
That is what Satan is whispering in your ear right now friend; you are going to do the straight and manly think - run a male warrior and kill anything that moves. But it is like living in Greenwich Village; sooner or later you get curious and that is when the fall happens. You see all those bwebs on the female toons running around and pretty soon you tell yourself "why not, it beats looking at a guys ass all day" and then you are running a female toon yourself. The next thing is you decided "my toon looks hot, his toon looks hot (and it might be a she in real life)" and you have having cyber sex and using each others sword hilts. After that you mine as well have animal sex in game.
The time to save yourself from damnation is NOW friend, Delete that game from your hard drive!
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
Hot Must ReadThreads!
Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!
|
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
|
|
Posts: 4
Join Date: Sep 2011
|
|
Re: Will Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim be ok to play or will it be evil -
09-30-2011, 05:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Levi Jones
You should buy this game only so you can burn it. You should buy as many copies as you can to keep them out of the hands of susceptible teens.
|
I completely agree. Buy as many copies as you can. You'll only be helping the devs out. Do you really think they care what people do with the game after you buy it? Nope. That being said teens aren't supposed to buy games with this rating anyway. Most sellers make you provide id if you are getting a mature game. Blame the parents who buy it for them, not the teens themselves.
|
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|