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Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!! -
07-21-2010, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
This is sick! In class the tell students to "examine themselves. Fot girls it means playing with their breasts and boys with their thingy.
This is what happens when you don't homeschool, your kids burn in Hell!
Every month! I can see the kids going into the stall, "to examine" themselves. And before they get home to ask Jesus to forgive them,
WHAM!
A truck flattens them after they step off of the bus. Little Johhny is now going to Hell!
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teens are supposed to "examine themselves" for cancerous lumps. girls check for breast cancer and guys check for testicular. if we die of cancer that we could have prevented, then that would be one less person on earth working for Gods Will. the same reason older men get a prostate examine, to check for deadly cancer. if i die from testicular cancer that i could have caught, then i would not be able to tell people about God and help people to Heaven. that is why we are told to check ourselves, not to masturbate, but to prevent a deadly cancer
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Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!! -
07-22-2010, 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Zeppelin123
teens are supposed to "examine themselves" for cancerous lumps. girls check for breast cancer and guys check for testicular. if we die of cancer that we could have prevented, then that would be one less person on earth working for Gods Will. the same reason older men get a prostate examine, to check for deadly cancer. if i die from testicular cancer that i could have caught, then i would not be able to tell people about God and help people to Heaven. that is why we are told to check ourselves, not to masturbate, but to prevent a deadly cancer
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Why would you examine yourself if you're not a doctor?
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Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!! -
07-22-2010, 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Dirk
Why would you examine yourself if you're not a doctor?
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It's a euphemism for diddling himself.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!! -
07-22-2010, 01:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Zeppelin123
teens are supposed to "examine themselves" for cancerous lumps. girls check for breast cancer and guys check for testicular. if we die of cancer that we could have prevented, then that would be one less person on earth working for Gods Will. the same reason older men get a prostate examine, to check for deadly cancer. if i die from testicular cancer that i could have caught, then i would not be able to tell people about God and help people to Heaven. that is why we are told to check ourselves, not to masturbate, but to prevent a deadly cancer
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You are one of those perverts with a mobile phone camera who go around photographing teens "examine themselves"
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!! -
07-22-2010, 07:40 AM
Disgusting. That's all I can say.
I can imagine what those classes must be like!
"Billy - come up the front and undress so I can demonstrate to the class how to check for cancerous lumps."
Wait - is this something being promoted by the catlicks?
What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!
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Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!! -
07-22-2010, 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Snapper Grogan
Disgusting. That's all I can say.
I can imagine what those classes must be like!
"Billy - come up the front and undress so I can demonstrate to the class how to check for cancerous lumps."
Wait - is this something being promoted by the catlicks?
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It does have the smell of catlicks. They do some pretty weird stuff.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!! -
07-22-2010, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Dirk
Why would you examine yourself if you're not a doctor?
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Brother Dirk,
I wouldn't even allow a doctor to examine my private areas. The vast majority of gynaecologists are male - I have been told. Can you think of a worse job than that? And if they say they enjoy their job they must be perverts. How on earth could they have a proper relationship with their wife after looking at female privates all day?
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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