Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!! - Page 2

~~Zeppelin123~~

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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield

This is sick! In class the tell students to "examine themselves. Fot girls it means playing with their breasts and boys with their thingy.
This is what happens when you don't homeschool, your kids burn in Hell!

Every month! I can see the kids going into the stall, "to examine" themselves. And before they get home to ask Jesus to forgive them,
WHAM!
A truck flattens them after they step off of the bus. Little Johhny is now going to Hell!

teens are supposed to "examine themselves" for cancerous lumps. girls check for breast cancer and guys check for testicular. if we die of cancer that we could have prevented, then that would be one less person on earth working for Gods Will. the same reason older men get a prostate examine, to check for deadly cancer. if i die from testicular cancer that i could have caught, then i would not be able to tell people about God and help people to Heaven. that is why we are told to check ourselves, not to masturbate, but to prevent a deadly cancer

Dirk

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Originally Posted by Zeppelin123

teens are supposed to "examine themselves" for cancerous lumps. girls check for breast cancer and guys check for testicular. if we die of cancer that we could have prevented, then that would be one less person on earth working for Gods Will. the same reason older men get a prostate examine, to check for deadly cancer. if i die from testicular cancer that i could have caught, then i would not be able to tell people about God and help people to Heaven. that is why we are told to check ourselves, not to masturbate, but to prevent a deadly cancer

Why would you examine yourself if you're not a doctor?

Pastor Ezekiel

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Originally Posted by Dirk

Why would you examine yourself if you're not a doctor?

It's a euphemism for diddling himself.

Lisa H

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Originally Posted by Zeppelin123

teens are supposed to "examine themselves" for cancerous lumps. girls check for breast cancer and guys check for testicular. if we die of cancer that we could have prevented, then that would be one less person on earth working for Gods Will. the same reason older men get a prostate examine, to check for deadly cancer. if i die from testicular cancer that i could have caught, then i would not be able to tell people about God and help people to Heaven. that is why we are told to check ourselves, not to masturbate, but to prevent a deadly cancer

You are one of those perverts with a mobile phone camera who go around photographing teens "examine themselves"

Brother Snapper Grogan

Disgusting. That's all I can say.

I can imagine what those classes must be like!

"Billy - come up the front and undress so I can demonstrate to the class how to check for cancerous lumps."

Wait - is this something being promoted by the catlicks?

Lisa H

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Originally Posted by Brother Snapper Grogan

Disgusting. That's all I can say.

I can imagine what those classes must be like!

"Billy - come up the front and undress so I can demonstrate to the class how to check for cancerous lumps."

Wait - is this something being promoted by the catlicks?

It does have the smell of catlicks. They do some pretty weird stuff.

Sister Charli

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Originally Posted by Dirk

Why would you examine yourself if you're not a doctor?

Brother Dirk,
I wouldn't even allow a doctor to examine my private areas. The vast majority of gynaecologists are male - I have been told. Can you think of a worse job than that? And if they say they enjoy their job they must be perverts. How on earth could they have a proper relationship with their wife after looking at female privates all day?