[Johny Joe Hold]

It burns me up when liberals want to dictate what we eat. Kraft Foods claims their inventory of industrial Velveeta Cheese in low because of the demand at football games.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/...rtage/4358509/

I know different. Liberals don't like something that comes out of processor with coloring to look like cheese. The only want us to eat stuff from small Vermont farms where the cows listen to classical music:

http://www.cabotcheese.coop/

Landover Baptist has a nice Sunday spread with lots of Velveeta Cheese. Liberals can stay in the barn with their high brow cows as far as I'm concerned.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Amen Mayor, it's no surprise to me that LIEberals will spend their money on an expensive imported socialist French soft cheese called Brie that is laden with mold and they can't even properly pronounce Le département de Seine-et-Marne. It's right along with listening to NPR, sending their children to Montessori schools, drinking latte, sipping Chablis, eating sushi, driving Volvos, reading the New York Times, banning prayer, voting for Obama, and raising taxes on the rest of us.

There is nothing like a generous amount of Velveeta spread on some corn chips and toasted to provide a nutritious snack to keep warm on a cold polar vortex Sunday afternoon.

[Walter Van Slyke]

No offense brethren, but I prefer Cheez Whiz injected directly from the can down my throat. I can't really do justice to the resulting sensation other than to say that it's somewhat akin to what God's holy angels must feel when as they divebomb San Francisco picking off Democrats.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by Walter Van Slyke

No offense brethren, but I prefer Cheez Whiz injected directly from the can down my throat. I can't really do justice to the resulting sensation other than to say that it's somewhat akin to what God's holy angels must feel when as they divebomb San Francisco picking off Democrats.

Amen Brother Slyke - I too have experienced the power of the Holy Spirit with another of Kraft Foods innovative products. Sadly Cheez Whiz is no longer available in an aerosol can and there are those that say it never existed, but you and I know it did. It's hard to say why it was taken off of the market. It could be that the aerosol propellant was inducing "highs" - much in the same way that some become addicted to getting "high" with duster cans today. My guess is it was some tree huggers at the EPA that were probably claiming it was causing a hole in the ozone layer.

Google Books finds: p. 115 Dec 2001 Popular Mechanics, “a door that sounded like a bank vault when the car was new now sounds like a Cheez Whiz can rolling down a cobblestone hill.”

“A Woman at War” By Molly Moore, 2002, p. 147: “I devoured half a box of Ritz crackers and most of a spray can of Cheez Whiz.”

“Attack of the Mole Master” By Dan Danko, Tom Mason: “Pete held out an old can of Cheez Whiz. Dried orange “cheese” was encrusted around the spout. Pete put the Cheez Whiz tip in his mouth and began sucking cheese as he listened,” etc.

Indeed, a Google Books search on “can of Cheez Whiz” in quotation marks turns up numerous references. A few at random: “I’m guessing one of the nimrods threw that aerosol can of Cheez Whiz into the fire.” “No, but I have a can of Cheez Whiz. I’ll write your number on the counter with it, then find a pen and copy it” “Calvin opens the drawer of the desk, gets out some crackers and a can of Cheez-
Whiz. He sprays Cheez-Whiz on a cracker. A big gob of it drops on the floor.” “…where the fish, ruined by handouts, swam up to the divers expecting an aerosal burst from a can of Cheez-Whiz”

“Calvin opens the drawer of the desk, gets out some crackers and a can of Cheez-Whiz. He sprays Cheez-Whiz on a cracker.”

http://weirdnews.about.com/b/2009/02...-spray-can.htm

[John C. Coleman]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

It burns me up when liberals want to dictate what we eat. Kraft Foods claims their inventory of industrial Velveeta Cheese in low because of the demand at football games.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/...rtage/4358509/

I know different. Liberals don't like something that comes out of processor with coloring to look like cheese. The only want us to eat stuff from small Vermont farms where the cows listen to classical music:

http://www.cabotcheese.coop/

Landover Baptist has a nice Sunday spread with lots of Velveeta Cheese. Liberals can stay in the barn with their high brow cows as far as I'm concerned.

Libtards will be libtards. Always prancing around with their vegetable juice, and what not. If I like Velveeta cheese does this hurt the liberal? NO. If the liberal doesn't like velveeta cheese then the liberal shouldn't eat velveeta cheese. I call them libtards for a reason.

[Baxter Gladwell III]

I had to learn how to cook after the divorce, and having simple ingredients like Velveeta made the learning curve much easier. It's ironic that libs would target a food like this, given their penchant for DESTROYING THE TRADITIONAL AMERICAN FAMILY. If our nation continues down this road, we will be a NATION OF LONELY DIVORCED MEN who subsist on a diet of easily prepared meals, like Velveeta sandwiches and shells and cheese.

Velveeta is FREE MARKET cheese. Libs want to force GOVERNMENT CHEESE down our throats!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Baxter Gladwell III

I had to learn how to cook after the divorce, and having simple ingredients like Velveeta made the learning curve much easier.

Great point, Mr. Gladwell.

Velveeta Cheese is used on fast food for the same reasons. If you are learning how to cook, or, if you are buying a Big Mac, an invisible cheese leaves one unsure of whether or not the cheese has been forgotten.

Velveeta cheese is ideal because it does not melt. It is like a little note attached to a hamburger, "It has cheese on it." Melting cheeses, like the Vermonts, become invisible leaving the opportunity for mistakes.

Industrial cheese, like Velveeta, and industrial hamburgers, like McDonalds, go together like Spring and flowers. They are all part of God's plan.

[WWJDnow]

This is just one more freedom the big-government Democrats want to take from us. I suspect that the gays are behind this. The government needs to get the gays' hands off of our cheese.

[Free Market Fred]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Industrial cheese, like Velveeta, and industrial hamburgers, like McDonalds, go together like Spring and flowers. They are all part of God's plan.

You are so right, Brother Johny. And by the way, the first time I went down to Tijuana with a group of Republicans on a fact-finding mission, we meet this hottie named Velveeta at Carlos's Cantina who could do the most amazing things with a donkey (Newt Gingrich enthusiastically joined in), but that's a story for another day.

Back on topic: Not only is industrial food a good way to fight socialist collectivized farms while enhancing shareholder value, but it's actually good for the environment. This video jointly produced by the WTO and my company's Public Relations Department spelled it out for liberal students:

Unfortunately, the students didn't seem to take to the message very well. That just shows how ingrained Marxism is ruining our schools, which is why we need more home-schooling.

[see_the_light]

Whoever messes with my cheese will be shot!

Some foods are not for man to impose rules upon.

Those DEMONcrats want the people to starve.


2 Samuel 17:29 And honey, and butter, and sheep, and cheese of kine, for David, and for the people that were with him, to eat: for they said, The people is hungry, and weary, and thirsty, in the wilderness.

When the doctors where still serious GOD fearing men (not the lying murderous leeches that we have now) Velveeta became the first cheese product to gain the American Medical Association's seal of approval. Guess why they are fighting it now.

PRAY TO JESUS!