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Default Re: The Latest Scientifical Insanity - 08-13-2007, 04:39 AM

Back to the point of this thread, here's the latest nonsense from the agenda-oriented scienceism community. It goes like this:

America: "You scientists lie about evolution, you lie about global warming, you lie about cigarettes causing cancer, how do you expect us to believe a word you say?"

Scientists: "Look, just give us zillions of taxpayers dollars so we can build shiny tallywacker-shaped rockets! By the way, I'm sexually attracted to captain Kirk!"

America: "Why should we waste our money on you scientists, when scientists have never done anything to make us wealtheir?"


Scientists: "Okay, I give up talking to decent, law-abiding Americans. I'll talk to ghetto dudes and materialistic women instead! Look, shiney object, bling-bling, shiney shiney!"

Blacks and women: "Wow, let's make hard working men pay taxes so that you scientists can bring me some space bling-bling!"

(Sound absurd? Read this article, the latest nonsense from the liars in the "People are monkeys and SUVs cause hurricanes" crowd:

http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblog...ctic-diam.html

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The Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics has announced the discovery of a mass of crystallized carbon formerly known as star BPM 37093, now known as the biggest diamond in the galaxy, fifty light years away from Earth in the constellation Centaurus.

The star, named "Lucy" after the Beatles song, "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds," is estimated to be 2,500 miles across and weighs approximately 10 billion-trillion-trillion-carats – a one, followed by 34 zeros. Travis Metcalfe, an astronomer from the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics and leader of the team who discovered the gem, says “You would need a jeweler’s loupe the size of the sun to grade this diamond. Bill Gates and Donald Trump together couldn’t begin to afford it.”


The diamond is actually the crystallized interior of a white dwarf – or the hot core of a star that is left over after the star uses up its nuclear fuel and dies.

(Yeah right, stars die....What are they evolved from, fireflies?)


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Default Re: The Latest Scientifical Insanity - 08-13-2007, 05:54 AM

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Back to the point of this thread, here's the latest nonsense from the agenda-oriented scienceism community. It goes like this:

America: "You scientists lie about evolution, you lie about global warming, you lie about cigarettes causing cancer, how do you expect us to believe a word you say?"

Scientists: "Look, just give us zillions of taxpayers dollars so we can build shiny tallywacker-shaped rockets! By the way, I'm sexually attracted to captain Kirk!"

America: "Why should we waste our money on you scientists, when scientists have never done anything to make us wealtheir?"


Scientists: "Okay, I give up talking to decent, law-abiding Americans. I'll talk to ghetto dudes and materialistic women instead! Look, shiney object, bling-bling, shiney shiney!"

Blacks and women: "Wow, let's make hard working men pay taxes so that you scientists can bring me some space bling-bling!"

(Sound absurd? Read this article, the latest nonsense from the liars in the "People are monkeys and SUVs cause hurricanes" crowd:

http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblog...ctic-diam.html
Now thats cool. a giant diamond. =]
But umm stars didnt evolve. They're superheated masses of Hydrogen and Helium. They got hot enough to where the hydrogen atoms got moving fast enough to when they bang against each other they fuse creating a helium atom. and when the star gets denser later in its life and therefore hotter heavier elements are made (such as the giant mass of carbon that found)
and thats how stars exist.
Also space flight isnt cheep. you know how much rocket fuel is? you think our gas prices are bad. liquid oxygen is not cheep. along with all the computers and hand built space craft.
yeah, they need all those dollers to do that. unless you dont want your satellite TV anymore, or internet.


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Default Re: The Latest Scientifical Insanity - 08-13-2007, 08:05 AM

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Now thats cool. a giant diamond. =]

Obsessed with bling-bling....You're a natural born pope.

But umm stars didnt evolve.

Of course not, nothing evolved. Evolution is just liberal propaganda to make people think blacks might actually be good for something some day.


They're superheated masses of Hydrogen and Helium. They got hot enough to where the hydrogen atoms got moving fast enough to when they bang against each other they fuse creating a helium atom. and when the star gets denser later in its life and therefore hotter heavier elements are made (such as the giant mass of carbon that found)
and thats how stars exist.

Oh yeah, well the nutreno-eletroradioactivemagnetic bioxide-protein-beta-8596.38, when divided by the metathermodynamichyrochlorofloride = mc45.55 minus the ionosphereic metaphychoticism multiplied by the petrocarbonoboronic megahydraego proves that I'm right and you're wrong! Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya! (See, I can play at the science game also!)

Also space flight isnt cheep. you know how much rocket fuel is?

You why it's expensive? Because scientists overcharge so they can afford all those fansy star-trek conventions alll the time.

yeah, they need all those dollers to do that. unless you dont want your satellite TV anymore, or internet.

Oh, so now the internet evolved too? You've contradicted yourself, the official democratic party line is that Al Gore invented the internet.
I win!


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Default Re: The Latest Scientifical Insanity - 08-13-2007, 02:46 PM

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Yeah yeah Brother T, I saw your previous post ...

Well I am baaaack from church you guys ... the magnificent procession, the pomp and ceremony, the Holy Eucharist ... because we worship God the Father Almighty with sacred music, sacred story, and the sacraments ...

It would appear you overindulged somewhat when it came to the communion wine. That hippy yammering you posted was one of the most pathetic attempts to change the subject I've ever seen. Now act like a decent human for once in your Anglican life and admit you lost the argument.
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yeah, they need all those dollers to do that. unless you dont want your satellite TV anymore, or internet.
You think the internet's powered by space rockets? You seriously need some Jesus in your life, my AIDS-addled friend.


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Default Re: The Latest Scientifical Insanity - 08-13-2007, 03:29 PM

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Yeah yeah Brother T, I saw your previous post ...

Well I am baaaack from church you guys ... the magnificent procession, the pomp and ceremony, the Holy Eucharist ... because we worship God the Father Almighty with sacred music, sacred story, and the sacraments ...
Pfft. You fools confuse God with earthly pleasures and entertainment. God is not gold, music, and pomp!
He is who He says He is, and He is more glorious even invisible than all your visible and very worldy pomp could ever be.
God wants to meet you in a nearby closet, not some gold-decorated hall filled with babbling pedophile priests!
SEE, GOD DOESN'T FREQUENT THE DECORATED BROTHELS OF YOU WHORES WHO GO A-WHORING AFTER FALSE GODS AND VAIN IMAGINATIONS!
PRAISE JESUS!

Gold is for tithing, not interior decoration. (Haggai 2:8)
Closets are for prayer, not prada shoes bought with money stolen from the poor! (Like the pope's closet)

But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret;
And thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
Matthew 6:6

You've had the only reward you'll ever get from praying in public and engaging in empty rituals & pomp:
The pomp itself, and the praise of men.
You worship nothing but your own rituals, own ideas, own organisation ("church") and your own selfs.

But we True Christians worship the Lord God, and will be rewarded with Heaven for our unwavering faith. Praise Jesus!


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Default Re: The Latest Scientifical Insanity - 08-13-2007, 07:24 PM

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It would appear you overindulged somewhat when it came to the communion wine. That hippy yammering you posted was one of the most pathetic attempts to change the subject I've ever seen. Now act like a decent human for once in your Anglican life and admit you lost the argument.
AAARRRGGGH! a decent Anglican noddy admitting defeat of argument ...

(but only this argument in this thread)



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Default Re: The Latest Scientifical Insanity - 08-13-2007, 09:27 PM

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AAARRRGGGH! a decent Anglican noddy admitting defeat of argument ...

(but only this argument in this thread)
If your "Church of England" is so innocent, how do you explain that the country your church worships has been chosen, out of all the nations in the world, for colonization by Pope John Paul's maruding tribe of homosexuals?

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...to=newpost&t=4


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Default Re: The Latest Scientifical Insanity - 08-13-2007, 10:29 PM

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Now thats cool. a giant diamond. =]
But umm stars didnt evolve. They're superheated masses of Hydrogen and Helium. They got hot enough to where the hydrogen atoms got moving fast enough to when they bang against each other they fuse creating a helium atom. and when the star gets denser later in its life and therefore hotter heavier elements are made (such as the giant mass of carbon that found)
and thats how stars exist.
Also space flight isnt cheep. you know how much rocket fuel is? you think our gas prices are bad. liquid oxygen is not cheep. along with all the computers and hand built space craft.
yeah, they need all those dollers to do that. unless you dont want your satellite TV anymore, or internet.
You should concentrate on fixing your deranged sexual identity rather than spreading these mumbo-jumbo lies about stars.

Genesis 1,16
And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also. And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,

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If your "Church of England" is so innocent, how do you explain that the country your church worships has been chosen, out of all the nations in the world, for colonization by Pope John Paul's maruding tribe of homosexuals?
Hmmm Brother Jeb ... the Episcopal Church of the USA is a member of the Worldwide Anglican Communion of Churches ... and the Church of England is also a member ...

We are similar, we have the same style of worship, but we have a democratic church law and an elected presiding Bishop ...

We are Episcopal USA, not Church of England, and not Roman Catholic, so what has the Pope got to do with it?

I don't know anything about what's happening in England, or what you mean about John Paul's homers ...

... sorry


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Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
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We are similar, we have the same style of worship, but we have a democratic church law and an elected presiding Bishop ...
You have a WHAT?
You actually vote on worship and theology??
You can't vote on such things, since it's not opinon, but either true or false.
Jesus sure isn't some democrat. When Jesus returns to rule, He will rule with a rod of iron! (Revelation 19:15)


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You have a WHAT?
You actually vote on worship and theology??
You can't vote on such things, since it's not opinon, but either true or false.
Jesus sure isn't some democrat. When Jesus returns to rule, He will rule with a rod of iron! (Revelation 19:15)
Episcopal church law rules on church canon ... such as election of bishops and so on ...

Every parish has a vestry which decides the rules within the conventions of the Diocese ...

I myself served on vestry in my own parish ... it's an elected position, by the way, with a term of three years ...

We don't change God's law or Jesus' law, and we don't change the Holy Scripture, either ...

What have the Pope's homers got to do with the Episcopal Church? ... nothing whatsoever!



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1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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Default Re: The Latest Scientifical Insanity - 08-14-2007, 03:27 AM

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Episcopal church law rules on church canon ... such as election of bishops and so on ...

Every parish has a vestry which decides the rules within the conventions of the Diocese ...

I myself served on vestry in my own parish ... it's an elected position, by the way, with a term of three years ...

We don't change God's law or Jesus' law, and we don't change the Holy Scripture, either ...

What have the Pope's homers got to do with the Episcopal Church? ... nothing whatsoever!

Are you a married woman, Nan? If so, how does your husband fell about the outright brazen and sassy attitude? If not, how does your father feel about it? You seem like a lovely woman and I would hate to see this type of behavior lead you to a life lesbianism. Lesbianism is the #1 cause of breast cancer, female facial hair, and murder you children syndrome.
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Are you a married woman, Nan? If so, how does your husband fell about the outright brazen and sassy attitude? If not, how does your father feel about it? You seem like a lovely woman and I would hate to see this type of behavior lead you to a life lesbianism. Lesbianism is the #1 cause of breast cancer, female facial hair, and murder you children syndrome.
Thank you for your kind words, Brother Joshua. You are so articulate and well-bred, a pleasure!

I am probably older than you think I am, Brother, both husband and father went to be with God, my children are grown with their own families. My family in the Lord is my church, where I'm blessed and honored to serve.

Perhaps what the Godly pastors here consider to be sassy in my replies is my outspoken loyalty to the Episcopal Church. To me it is the most beautiful and refined of the mainstream churches; a liturgical church but without the influence of the Roman Pope. As I've said in various posts on the board, I'm not a fundamentalist; I'm also well-read and informed in science, history and literature.

I find the conversation here on the forum lively and enjoyable. Sometimes I speak out and offer information about religious history and tradition because I have a background in theology, and I like intelligent dialogue.

In no way are my replies meant to be insulting or contradictory to the pastors here. I think perhaps some of them have misunderstood. I like to have a good time too, and I've been having fun being silly in some of my posts. Nothing wrong with some good-natured joking around and laughter, yes?

In my church women are respected for our minds, our intellectual abilities and skills. Episcopalian women can go to seminary and earn a Masters of Divinity degree, go through Process to Holy Orders and be ordained as clergy, or licensed as lay ministers, as I am; or find fullfillment in many other ministries such as outreach, family services, healing prayer, and so on.

Brother, I think you needn't fear I'll ever be temped to lesbianism, I'm personally against the gay lifestyle for both men and women, and have no inclination toward that sort of thing.

Thanks for asking, and blessings from Nan ...



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Hmmm Brother Jeb ... the Episcopal Church of the USA is a member of the Worldwide Anglican Communion of Churches ... and the Church of England is also a member ...
The word "Anglican" is derived from the Anglo-Saxons, a tribe that inhabited England. You Episscopaliens are just a bunch of wannabe Englishers, which must be one of the most inexplicable ambitions the world has ever known.
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Thank you for your kind words, Brother Joshua. You are so articulate and well-bred, a pleasure!
How tactless are you, woman? Way to make the poor tarbaby feel self-conscious! "Look, an articulate negro!" - why don't you just come right out and thank him for not raping you, stealing your pies, and then writing a hippity-hop song about it? Seriously, the insensitivity of some people never ceases to amaze me.


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How tactless are you, woman? Way to make the poor tarbaby feel self-conscious! "Look, an articulate negro!" - why don't you just come right out and thank him for not raping you, stealing your pies, and then writing a hippity-hop song about it? Seriously, the insensitivity of some people never ceases to amaze me.
I appreciate Brother Joshua's refined manners, I like people who are polite and intelligent. A person's race doesn't even enter into it for me. I meant my compliment to him sincerely. My post was as clear as I could write it, Brother T, yet you want to twist my words to mean something else. Why do you do that?

... seriously concerned, noddy


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I appreciate Brother Joshua's refined manners, I like people who are polite and intelligent. A person's race doesn't even enter into it for me. I meant my compliment to him sincerely. My post was as clear as I could write it, Brother T, yet you want to twist my words to mean something else. Why do you do that?

... seriously concerned, noddy
SEE!!! You're at it again!! Making accusations about our good Pastor when all he is doing is protecting Brother Joshua from your Racist rantings .
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Yeah yeah Brother T, I saw your previous post ...

Well I am baaaack from church you guys ... the magnificent procession, the pomp and ceremony, the Holy Eucharist ... because we worship God the Father Almighty with sacred music, sacred story, and the sacraments ...
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With all your Canticles, Magnificats (Mary worshiping music), Nunc Dimittis, Venites, Te Deums, Jubilated Degos, and Freces, you might as well be kissing the popes ring and some dead English King (Henry VIII) as well.

There is nothing like some good Baptist songs like John Philip Sousa's "Sweet By and By", or a rousing "Onward Christian Soldiers", to celebrate Jesus.


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With all your Canticles, Magnificats (Mary worshiping music), Nunc Dimittis, Venites, Te Deums, Jubilated Degos, and Freces, you might as well be kissing the popes ring and some dead English King (Henry VIII) as well.

There is nothing like some good Baptist songs like John Philip Sousa's "Sweet By and By", or a rousing "Onward Christian Soldiers", to celebrate Jesus.
Hmmm, actually you've got that pretty much the way we have it, Brother William JB, we have the canticles and magnificats and te deums.

But we sing some normal modern hymns too, in fact I think we've got that "Onward Christian Soldiers" in our hymnal.

By the way, we have some Baptists in our congregation, you might be interested to know we have a married couple who are Episcopalian and Baptist, and there is a nice Baptist Church across the street on the corner.



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There is nothing like some good Baptist songs like John Philip Sousa's "Sweet By and By", or a rousing "Onward Christian Soldiers", to celebrate Jesus.
Another good reason to hate seculiar rock music: I can never hear the good old "Sweet By and By" without thinking of the perversions inflicted upon it by that Church-burning Swedish commie punk rocker Joe Hill and his godless death metal cover. "Long-haired preachers" indeed!


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Another good reason to hate seculiar rock music: I can never hear the good old "Sweet By and By" without thinking of the perversions inflicted upon it by that Church-burning Swedish commie punk rocker Joe Hill and his godless death metal cover. "Long-haired preachers" indeed!
Amen Brother Temperance.

You know when I think about it, there is nothing like that upper class High Church Episcopalian music to put one to sleep - especially with all that Latin mumbo-jumbo in it. I think it is designed to put the congregation into a trance like state to make it easier for their clergy to insert demons in their rectums. If they were really True Christians™ they would be out rebuking to make the world a better place, and witnessing to bring the unsaved to Jesus.


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