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Default Quick question... - 06-19-2007, 12:58 AM

Have any of you heard about the guy in Houston who claims to be the 2nd coming of Jesus? If so, what do you think about it?


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I personally think he's a fraud.
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Default Re: Quick question... - 06-19-2007, 01:40 AM

.... Alrighty then.... To each his own.... Yeah, I think he's crazy as well. Someone please call the men in white coats, just make sure I'm not here, they scare me. Past life experiance.... Bad past life experiance.
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Default Re: Quick question... - 06-19-2007, 01:47 AM

Yeah thats called the messiah complex, his mental disorder i mean
i dont know how you get it but its when you either think your jesus or have to die to save humanity.


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Default Re: Quick question... - 06-19-2007, 01:58 AM

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Have any of you heard about the guy in Houston who claims to be the 2nd coming of Jesus? If so, what do you think about it?


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I personally think he's a fraud.
*Sigh*
Drugs are bad.



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Default Re: Quick question... - 06-19-2007, 01:58 AM

Cool, I'll add that to the list of "Stuff That's Wrong With My Older Brother's Head". LOL! Technically, there's nothing wrong with his head but delusions of grandur, but we younger siblings are here to annoy. It's our best talent!
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Default Re: Quick question... - 06-20-2007, 03:26 AM

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Please don't blame drugs for this guy! It's not their fault that he's a nitwit. On topic, i call shenanigans on this guy. He's in it for the benjamins, or the pinto beans or whatever they use down there. Or at the very least the attention, sexual favors and the bitchin' 666 tattoo.


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Default Re: Quick question... - 06-22-2007, 05:38 PM

I see no difference between this man and the original Jesus.

I bet if someone crucified him, there would be this whole holy war started up by his followers.
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Default Re: Quick question... - 06-22-2007, 05:51 PM

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I see no difference between this man and the original Jesus.

I bet if someone crucified him, there would be this whole holy war started up by his followers.

This guy doesent cure things in two seconds or have tricks. unless the guy is criss angel XD!!


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Default Re: Quick question... - 06-22-2007, 06:20 PM

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Have any of you heard about the guy in Houston who claims to be the 2nd coming of Jesus? If so, what do you think about it?


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Oh yeah this guy was on Glenn Beck also it wasnt Jesus it was the Anti-Christ is what he thinks he is. unless im mistaken he has his followers Put 666 on there hands.


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Default Re: Quick question... - 06-22-2007, 07:16 PM

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I see no difference between this man and the original Jesus.

I bet if someone crucified him, there would be this whole holy war started up by his followers.
Has he walked on much water? Cured many lepers? Oh, and how did the crucifixion of Christ lead to a holy war?


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Default Re: Quick question... - 06-22-2007, 07:19 PM

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Has he walked on much water? Cured many lepers? Oh, and how did the crucifixion of Christ lead to a holy war?

Yeah im backing BT 150% on this one..
The crucifixion dident lead to any wars...
Nor did that crazy guy do anything to that effect.


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Default Re: Quick question... - 06-22-2007, 07:20 PM

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Has he walked on much water? Cured many lepers? Oh, and how did the crucifixion of Christ lead to a holy war?
Chris Angel could walk on water, does that make him Je-zeus?

If he cured the lepers, why are there still lepers?

And have you ever heard of the riots in Rome after the crucifiction?
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Default Re: Quick question... - 06-22-2007, 07:22 PM

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Chris Angel could walk on water, does that make him Je-zeus?

If he cured the lepers, why are there still lepers?

And have you ever heard of the riots in Rome after the crucifiction?
Theres a difference between riots and wars..

And he cured them individually.

criss angel is an illusionist im sure theirs a better explanation for that.


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If he cured the lepers, why are there still lepers?
He cured the lepers He liked; the remaining lepers are probably Muslims or Unitarians or something equally vile.


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Default Re: Quick question... - 06-22-2007, 07:30 PM

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He cured the lepers He liked; the remaining lepers are probably Muslims or Unitarians or something equally vile.
Oh, so he plays favorites.

Doesn't sound like someone who deserved to be worshiped.
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Oh, so he plays favorites.

Doesn't sound like someone who deserved to be worshiped.
That's what the Muslim lepers thought, and look where that got them.


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Default Re: Quick question... - 06-22-2007, 07:38 PM

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That's what the Muslim lepers thought, and look where that got them.
I'm a former Muslim, I know A LOT of Muslims. How come they aren't suffering? Many are infact, thriving, and making an honest life.
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I'm a former Muslim, I know A LOT of Muslims. How come they aren't suffering? Many are infact, thriving, and making an honest life.
Come on, stop spreading these politically correct lies on God's favorite forum. There is no such thing as an "honest mudslime". That's like claiming there are "sober Micks" or "hardworking nigras".

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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