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Default Re: The Preacher - 12-19-2006, 12:13 AM

To be honest I thought it was a little bland, could have done with a pinch of salt... Oh sorry we're not talking about my dinner. *shrugs* I'm sure it was longer than that.


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To be honest I thought it was a little bland, could have done with a pinch of salt... Oh sorry we're not talking about my dinner. *shrugs* I'm sure it was longer than that.
It helps to make it a habit to quote when referring to other postings.
We can't tell what you are talking about without a direct quote, see?

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Default Re: The Preacher - 12-19-2006, 12:22 AM

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It helps to make it a habit to quote when referring to other postings.
We can't tell what you are talking about without a direct quote, see?

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Even when it's the post right after? Well that either makes me profoundly intelligent our you all profoundly stupid.


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Default Re: The Preacher - 12-19-2006, 12:25 AM

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Even when it's the post right after? Well that either makes me profoundly intelligent our you all profoundly stupid.
Different people like different display settings.

Peter likes that weird threaded thingy, which is very difficult and tiresome to navigate. He likes to make posting a challenge, because the debates are usually lacking.

The rest of us have it set to chronological, oldest first (the board default) because it's easy to follow, and we can focus on rebuking foul sinners and helping them find their way to Jesus instead of fiddling with our posts.
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Default Re: The Preacher - 12-19-2006, 12:42 AM

The debates are only 'lacking' because you wackos define 'god did it' as the absolute answer to all questions and refuse to look at any evidence, you only look at a book!



Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Default Re: The Preacher - 12-19-2006, 01:23 AM

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Even when it's the post right after?
Yes, stufu, for reasons already stated, and also because someone else may post in the time between
the original post and the retort...
...uh, now that I know that your comment was directed at my posting on the previous page,
I still can't make sense of it--it's like a nonsequitur.


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Default Re: The Preacher - 12-19-2006, 01:47 AM

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Different people like different display settings. Peter likes that weird threaded thingy,
No sir, I did misspeak, but
based on the fact that the forum default, as seen in the CP, -was- for "Threaded",


But on this page we all are seeing now, at the top right, there's another button,
"Display Modes" and I've long had it set to "Linear Mode".
It overides the CP default, which used to be "Threaded", and still was, in my CP until just now.


In fact you should thank me (I get kno respect!) for clueing by Onan's letter to the administration,
to correct the default view for all, to linear mode. And so I thank you,
and am feeling like a ripe jerk indeed.
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Default Re: The Preacher - 12-19-2006, 02:54 AM

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Even when it's the post right after? Well that either makes me profoundly intelligent our you all profoundly stupid.

Daemon beware


Sirach 10:13

For pride is the beginning of sin, and he that hath it shall pour out abomination: and therefore the Lord brought upon them strange calamities, and overthrew them utterly.

REPENT! Even if I have to find you through endless posts I will be there, for I see but childish tantrums in your blaphemies and hideous as they might be they will only make bigger THE GLORY OF OUR LORD when you do repent.

PRAY TO JESUS!
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Default Re: The Preacher - 12-19-2006, 02:56 AM

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The debates are only 'lacking' because you wackos define 'god did it' as the absolute answer to all questions and refuse to look at any evidence, you only look at a book!
Not "a book" but THE BOOK rachael!

And GOD IS THE ANSWER little hell-singer.

May he lead you to HIM!

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Default Re: The Preacher - 12-19-2006, 12:22 PM

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You know, that is typical empty-headed female logic. If someone wrote a poem about a nice thick porterhouse steak, or an ode to a delicious plate of pot roast, would that make you less likely to enjoy eating them? Sweet Jesus, you are addle-brained!
She is a backwards female, and her head would be entirely empty if it weren't for all the demons roosting in there. Her idea of poetry is probably something ghastly and hippyish along the lines of this:
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Originally Posted by RP
Carnivores are like tombstones
Cremating animal carcasses
Creating animal shit coffins
Carnivores are like tombstones
Carnivores are flesh tombstones
Or this:
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i tell you about the animals how they suffer how they die,
you try to hide guilty doubt from me with an appeasing smile,
you never want responsibility for this murderous cruelty
the wasteful piles of blood-soaked bodies you won't let your conscience see.
ask yourself what makes you want this torn ripped flesh so desperately,
are you worthy of having this suffering brought about to fuel your greed?
not satisfied with killing animals you're killing millions of people as well,
as the numbers increase of those dying in your man made 3rd world hell.
millions dying all the time locked in your abbatoir of greed,
whilst you destroy them and yourself by taking much more than you need,
there is no justice in this death no illusion i'll let you hide behind,
the tradition you use to hide animal murder is nothing but a thin disguise.
WOMAN! JESUS HATES HIPPY VEGETARIAN COMMUNIST POETRY!


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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Default Re: The Preacher - 12-20-2006, 02:58 PM

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WOMAN! JESUS HATES HIPPY VEGETARIAN COMMUNIST POETRY!
I am glad of only one thing: That Jesus does not suffer nausea.

That's some awful poetry.


I was talking to The Preacher last night.
I asked him if he wouldn't mind distilling a little bit of vital truth about

VICE

He may have something to say, or not. He's prepping another sermonette,
and God only knows how well it may strike on lost souls.
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Arrow Re: The Preacher - 12-20-2006, 03:13 PM

On Vice

When I speak I cast out spells.
Can you hear the S in "Vice"?

No! So I'll tell you now about the s q u e e z e
the devil puts upon the fools
who park their heads inside his Vice.

The devil,
oh, he cranks that screw.
He wants to crush the good in you
in any of his many vices.

Why would you fail for his devices?

Conform instead to this A.D.vice
and clamp yourself onto our Lord.

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Default Re: The Preacher On Credit (recitation) - 12-28-2006, 11:18 AM

http://tinyurl.com/ybyebu


Every man who ever lived
lived on credit owe'd the Lord;
lives on His Prophets' Sharing Plan;
agrees to pay interest to his life's condition
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