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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
09-13-2010, 03:29 PM
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Yes we do.
Weed has nothing to do with The Church, so why not? It only gives peace to your soul, and makes you feel more relaxed and comfortable going to a service. I highly recommend it!
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Do you enjoy being back doored by Priests, is that why you smoke dope so you can relax?
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
09-13-2010, 03:31 PM
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Yes we do.
Weed has nothing to do with The Church, so why not? It only gives peace to your soul, and makes you feel more relaxed and comfortable going to a service. I highly recommend it!
Peace!
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I thought an alleged priest would know what the Bible says about being a stoner.
1 Peter 5:8 Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
09-13-2010, 05:16 PM
That's not about weed...
Weed is innocent guys, it does nothing but makes you relax, I feel a closer bond with God when smoking weed, so why not? I believe it opens the ''door'' to God, it brings a closer connection!
And even if Satan strikes someday and I just had some weed, I'm sober enough to handle properly, as God moves me to do the right thing.
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
09-13-2010, 05:26 PM
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That's not about weed...
Weed is innocent guys, it does nothing but makes you relax, I feel a closer bond with God when smoking weed, so why not? I believe it opens the ''door'' to God, it brings a closer connection!
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How will you be able to receive the word of God, if you are hopped up on hard drugs?
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And even if Satan strikes someday and I just had some weed, I'm sober enough to handle properly, as God moves me to do the right thing.
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In your case its not a question of "if" but when Satan takes you to HELL. You need to get right with Jesus.
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
09-13-2010, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by 1337endboss
That's not about weed...
Weed is innocent guys, it does nothing but makes you relax, I feel a closer bond with God when smoking weed, so why not? I believe it opens the ''door'' to God, it brings a closer connection!
And even if Satan strikes someday and I just had some weed, I'm sober enough to handle properly, as God moves me to do the right thing.
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God hates stoners even if it is legal.
1 Corinthians 6:12 All things are lawful unto me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but I will not be brought under the power of any.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
09-13-2010, 05:29 PM
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=1337endboss;598962]How will you be able to receive the word of God, if you are hopped up on hard drugs?
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That's the mistake people make. Weed is not a harddrug! It's like cigarettes, with a little side-effect.
God gave me permission, he sent me a message it was OK.
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
09-13-2010, 05:42 PM
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That's the mistake people make. Weed is not a harddrug! It's like cigarettes, with a little side-effect.
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I see your point, cigarettes have no side affect what so ever
1 Corinthians 6:19
What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
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God gave me permission, he sent me a message it was OK
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I am sure that was Satan and not Jesus. Why would Jesus talk with unsaved trash.
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
09-13-2010, 05:44 PM
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I see your point, cigarettes have no side affect what so ever
1 Corinthians 6:19
What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
I am sure that was Satan and not Jesus. Why would Jesus talk with unsaved trash.
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It wasn't.
I got a vision, in wich 2 angels told me it was ok because of the bond it creates with God.
No I was not high.
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
09-13-2010, 05:54 PM
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It wasn't.
I got a vision, in wich 2 angels told me it was ok because of the bond it creates with God.
No I was not high.
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That is a well know side affect of hard drugs, but it is not called a vision. Hallucination is the correct word.
Lady I posted a scripture for you, did you read it? When you smoke the devil weed you do harm to your body. Your body is a temple for the Holy Ghost. Its a sin to do so. Why do you hate Jesus ?
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
09-13-2010, 06:01 PM
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That is a well know side affect of hard drugs, but it is not called a vision. Hallucination is the correct word.
Lady I posted a scripture for you, did you read it? When you smoke the devil weed you do harm to your body. Your body is a temple for the Holy Ghost. Its a sin to do so. Why do you hate Jesus ?
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It's probably because of our view on the Church(the truth, The Lord told us!)... We take life a bit more relaxed, but are not destroying ourselves. When we go too far, God will send us a sign that you have to stop. A fellow priest smoked a little too much weed, so he got cancer. He stopped smoking weed and easily survived! Now, he believes that there's a sign in his backgarden telling him if he's going too far or not. When the Figtree(says enough, doesn't it?) colours green, it is OK, when the leaves die, it is not and he has to stop! It worked!
So it doesn't matter what you do, unless you go too far!
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
09-13-2010, 06:09 PM
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It's probably because of our view on the Church(the truth, The Lord told us!)... We take life a bit more relaxed, but are not destroying ourselves. When we go too far, God will send us a sign that you have to stop. A fellow priest smoked a little too much weed, so he got cancer. He stopped smoking weed and easily survived! Now, he believes that there's a sign in his backgarden telling him if he's going too far or not. When the Figtree(says enough, doesn't it?) colours green, it is OK, when the leaves die, it is not and he has to stop! It worked!
So it doesn't matter what you do, unless you go too far!
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Ok I will bite, what sick twisted church do you go to? You are a Catlik aren't you?
Lady the Bible is full of things that will get you a ticket to hell. Now if you can show me the scripture that says "So it doesn't matter what you do, unless you go too far!"
I would greatly appreciate it!
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
09-13-2010, 06:26 PM
My god....
You actually believed me being a weedsmoking priest?!
I find you guys quite pathetic for judging our country on what, some people who like weed once in a while? Our army being ''bad''?(it certainly is not, it's the most state of the art army in the world actually). Why don't you just accept there is also people NOT being blind, NOT thinking there's some creature up there (re)spawning random people.
If there is a God, why is there war?! Why is there so much pain? God is f*cking sadistic? Don't say ''it's because of their sins'' that's so much bullsh*t! I know people being not even 15 years old who died, did they deserve it? They did do nothing wrong! Nice god you have there, letting people die without having the oportunity to have a second chance...
But whatever, if you guys believe all this sh*t, fine, just don't be like ''holland is gay cuz of the cheese and they not believing in god''
Like America is so awesome, yeah they are awesome, thinking they rule the world, going into every war they can get in to grab as much oil as possible.
You are some of the most stupid people I've met in a while....
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
09-13-2010, 06:29 PM
On this form is said that dutch abuse children, but the piffleING priest in "the great nation of America" abuse little boys all the time
ooh by the way piffle GOD! ans the Netherlands is a much better place to live in than the freakin' USA
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
09-13-2010, 06:35 PM
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My god....
You actually believed me being a weedsmoking priest?!
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No we did not believe you, I can see a God Mocking troll a mile away.
Enjoy hell God Mocker
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
09-13-2010, 06:39 PM
Very true!
And why FFS do they say we abuse children?! Thats biggest bullshit I've ever heard!
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
09-13-2010, 06:39 PM
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=Jurre_666;599008]On this form is said that dutch abuse children, but the piffleING priest in "the great nation of America" abuse little boys all the time
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correct Catlik priests molest children.
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ooh by the way piffle GOD! ans the Netherlands is a much better place to live in than the freakin' USA
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I hope you know that Jesus reads everything you post.
Have you ever lived in God's favorite Nation? No, I think not, so how would you know?
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
09-13-2010, 06:39 PM
by the way you better could ban me for a couple of reasons:
1 I'm dutch
2 I love to be dutch
3 I hate god
4 I hate you sort of people who are believing too much in god
5 I hate america
6 I'm an atheist
7 The Netherlands are a greater nation than the USA
8 You just a bunch of retards (komen jullie uit mongolië ofzo )
9 The Catholic Church has suppressed science, If this wasn't happend we now lived in a futuristic world
and 10 Our airforce is better than that crappy group you call an airforce
Yours truly,
A true Dutchman
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
09-13-2010, 06:48 PM
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But whatever, if you guys believe all this sh*t, fine, just don't be like ''holland is gay cuz of the cheese and they not believing in god''
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Fine, I'll just be "holland is gay cuz they full of trolltards who LIE from the time they open their mouths and just won't stop".
Check you own "facts" before posting next time. Marijuana does not cause cancer. "...a recent case-controlled study found no positive associations between marijuana use and lung, upper respiratory, or upper digestive tract cancers. Thus, the link between marijuana smoking and these cancers remains unsubstantiated at this time."
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You are some of the most stupid people I've met in a while....
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Look in a mirror lately?
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
09-13-2010, 06:51 PM
Does jesus have the time to read everything posted on a random crap forum, James? LOL!
I'm with Jurre here....
James, you are thinking you guys are superb to everyone. You laugh at disabled (you even PRAY for the paralympics not to go through, what is your problem?!) you hate on everyone being not-christ, and FFS, prove the child abuse in Holland thing! Thats bullshit! You don't even TALK about the FACT that American priests abuse little BOYS (thats TWO sins there!)
You guys REALLY think we all live in a mill, walking on wooden shoes going to a field of Tulips and cows while smoking weed! But we are just a western nation like any other, hardworking, good economy and great technology!
And eventho we do not all believe the same thing you do, is that a reason to hate on us?!
This shows the ignorance and patheticness of the Church, even Jihad makes more sense!
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Check you own "facts" before posting next time. Marijuana does not cause cancer. "...a recent case-controlled study found no positive associations between marijuana use and lung, upper respiratory, or upper digestive tract cancers. Thus, the link between marijuana smoking and these cancers remains unsubstantiated at this time."
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Then it's not a sin, f*cktard!
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
09-13-2010, 07:02 PM
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Then it's not a sin, f*cktard!
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Lying is a sin (but as an atheist, sin is meaningless to me). Lying from the time you open your mouth and refusing to stop, on the other hand, is incredibly impolite, and that's what I'm calling you on.
And as for Dutch church child abuse: Following recent reports about sexual abuse of children by Dutch priests, it now appears that some nuns also took advantage of their charges. So it's not just Dutch priests, but your nuns, too?
Googling "child abuse catholic netherlands" returned 294,000 results, I'm not going to link them all here.
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