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Default Re: Informative World Map - 11-22-2010, 01:18 PM

The place is filled with mary-worshipers and cannibal natives armed with poison frogs. We are awaiting the return of the 1957 expedition who will be able to advise us.





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Default Re: Informative World Map - 11-22-2010, 01:52 PM

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The place is filled with mary-worshipers and cannibal natives armed with poison frogs. We are awaiting the return of the 1957 expedition who will be able to advise us.
Upon inquiring with my son, I also discovered that the southernmost parts are home to a population of Pinguins! As we all know, Pinguins are birds warped by godlessness and paganism to take the form which most people recognise them by.
Truly there is no salvation for such a tainted land.
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Default Re: Informative World Map - 11-23-2010, 06:16 AM

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Hello everyone,
I saw on another thread that some Unsaved Trash didn't know where Chinks came from, so I thought I'd make a map of the world to show everyone where everyone else is.

I would have liked to have room to show how bits of the USA are infested with papists or Lutherans, or that the French smell of garlic, their women are harlots and their men are all homers, but there's just not the room.

Perhaps I'll do some more detailed ones later.

Anyway, I hope this helps:

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Oh My....
Someone is a bit to fond of steryotypes....
...you know where the bible was written, right? Because it wasn't in "godly USA"
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Oh My.... Someone is a bit to fond of steryotypes....
...you know where the bible was written, right? Because it wasn't in "godly USA"
Of course not, are you retarded?

First God created the King James Bible, then he created God's chosen nation The USA, then He created God's favorite forum The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Perfection needs to be executed in steps, God knows that.


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: Informative World Map - 12-15-2010, 07:27 PM

May I add, where it says, it could be anything... it's full of Chatolics, so, you know. They're all going to hell for worshiping Mary


Gays are an abomintation. Want any proof?

Leviticus 20.13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
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Upon inquiring with my son, I also discovered that the southernmost parts are home to a population of Pinguins! As we all know, Pinguins are birds warped by godlessness and paganism to take the form which most people recognise them by.
Truly there is no salvation for such a tainted land.
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Default Re: Informative World Map - 12-18-2010, 07:59 PM

As a Christian, I am offended by this. Jesus taught to love thy neighbor. This is offensive to many different people.
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As a Christian, I am offended by this. Jesus taught to love thy neighbor. This is offensive to many different people.
Who is our neighbor according to the Bible?

What does the Bible say about letting our neighbor sin? Are we supposed to sit back and mind our own business?

Answer these with scripture and I will believe you are a Christian.


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 12-18-2010, 08:07 PM

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Who is our neighbor according to the Bible?

What does the Bible say about letting our neighbor sin? Are we supposed to sit back and mind our own business?

Answer these with scripture and I will believe you are a Christian.
God desires that all of us be saved. (1 Timothy 2:4). We are ALL God's children.
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Default Re: Informative World Map - 12-18-2010, 08:16 PM

Thanks for sharing that. I hope you're not trying to suggest that God loves Osama Bin Laden or his terror camel jockeys.


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 12-18-2010, 08:17 PM

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God desires that all of us be saved. (1 Timothy 2:4).
Really? I got the distinct impression that God desires those who He calls to Salvation.


Romans 9

11(For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth.
12It was said unto her, The elder shall serve the younger.
13As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
14What shall we say then? Is there unrighteousness with God? God forbid.
15For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion.
16So then it is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy.
17For the scripture saith unto Pharaoh, Even for this same purpose have I raised thee up, that I might shew my power in thee, and that my name might be declared throughout all the earth.
18Therefore hath he mercy on whom he will have mercy, and whom he will he hardeneth.
19Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will?
20Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?
21Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?
22What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction:
23And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory,


Matthew 22:14 For many are called, but few are chosen.


Ephesians 1:4-6 According as he hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love:
Having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will,
To the praise of the glory of his grace, wherein he hath made us accepted in the beloved.


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 12-18-2010, 08:21 PM

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We are ALL God's children.
Are we? I believe the Parable of the Good Samaritan would say otherwise. Our neighbors are the people who display Christian mercy and love.

Luke 10:29-37

29But he, willing to justify himself, said unto Jesus, And who is my neighbour? 30And Jesus answering said, A certain man went down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and fell among thieves, which stripped him of his raiment, and wounded him, and departed, leaving him half dead.
31And by chance there came down a certain priest that way: and when he saw him, he passed by on the other side.
32And likewise a Levite, when he was at the place, came and looked on him, and passed by on the other side.
33But a certain Samaritan, as he journeyed, came where he was: and when he saw him, he had compassion on him,
34And went to him, and bound up his wounds, pouring in oil and wine, and set him on his own beast, and brought him to an inn, and took care of him.
35And on the morrow when he departed, he took out two pence, and gave them to the host, and said unto him, Take care of him; and whatsoever thou spendest more, when I come again, I will repay thee.
36Which now of these three, thinkest thou, was neighbour unto him that fell among the thieves?
37And he said, He that shewed mercy on him. Then said Jesus unto him, Go, and do thou likewise.

Do you still think murderers and drug dealers are our neighbors?

I don't think so, lady.


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 01-05-2011, 02:53 PM

I'm blessed to be from our nation's bread basket:


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 01-11-2011, 06:57 AM

Oh, goodness! Surely you don't apply these definitions to all that inhabit these countries? I'm Italian myself, but I'm certainly not the Antichrist.

This settles it—I just have to move to Freehold to escape from the papist filth surrounding me in Sicily.


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 01-11-2011, 07:01 AM

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This settles it—I just have to move to Freehold to escape from the papist filth surrounding me in Sicily.
While your desire to leave papist Sicily is quite admirable, Ms. Stella, you should know that Freehold is a True Christian™ community and takes great pains to keep it that way.

Why, I'm still finishing my relocation paperwork for when Brother James and myself fly back there from his Key West estate. I'm almost done though, I'm already on form REV-17:4!


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Default Re: Informative World Map - 01-11-2011, 07:12 AM

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While your desire to leave papist Sicily is quite admirable, Ms. Stella, you should know that Freehold is a True Christian™ community and takes great pains to keep it that way.

Why, I'm still finishing my relocation paperwork for when Brother James and myself fly back there from his Key West estate. I'm almost done though, I'm already on form REV-17:4!
Forgive my ignorance on that matter, but might I ask here, in lieu of visitor messages I seem incapable of sending, what more must I do to become fully indoctrinated into and accepted by the wonderful True Christian™ community I was led to by God? The Landover Baptist Church has had a truly profound effect on my life, transforming me from a cynical self-worshipping atheist to one who has truly found God and accepted Jesus as my Saviour, and I can't bear to live in this despicable place festering with sin and fornication with the knowledge that the one place truly closest to God himself is simply an aeroplane ticket away. Really, I have no intentions of causing and trouble, strife, or dissent, and I'd love nothing more than to become officially True Christian™.

And that's amazing, I'm very happy for you! I'll pray that you have a safe trip back.


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Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.
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Default Re: Informative World Map - 01-11-2011, 07:30 AM

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Forgive my ignorance on that matter, but might I ask here, in lieu of visitor messages I seem incapable of sending, what more must I do to become fully indoctrinated into and accepted by the wonderful True Christian™ community I was led to by God? The Landover Baptist Church has had a truly profound effect on my life, transforming me from a cynical self-worshipping atheist to one who has truly found God and accepted Jesus as my Saviour, and I can't bear to live in this despicable place festering with sin and fornication with the knowledge that the one place truly closest to God himself is simply an aeroplane ticket away. Really, I have no intentions of causing and trouble, strife, or dissent, and I'd love nothing more than to become officially True Christian™.

And that's amazing, I'm very happy for you! I'll pray that you have a safe trip back.
Thank you, Ms. Stella.

Let me say that it does warm the heart of everybody here to see that you seem to be truly repentant of your sins and interested in getting yourself Saved©. However, I'd like you to think about this scripture:

"For many are called, but few are chosen."
Matthew 22:14

We at Landover exhort every user here to repent of their sins and become a True Christian™. Few choose to do so. Furthermore, there are people out there who aren't sincere in their desire to be a True Christian™, but would rather have the title so that they may lead people into Satan's clutches. I am sure you can understand why the pastors here need to be very discriminating about who exactly gets chosen.

Be patient, dear Sister.

"Take, my brethren, the prophets, who have spoken in the name of the Lord, for an example of suffering affliction, and of patience."
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Default Re: Informative World Map - 01-11-2011, 10:13 AM

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Oh, goodness! Surely you don't apply these definitions to all that inhabit these countries? I'm Italian myself, but I'm certainly not the Antichrist.

This settles it—I just have to move to Freehold to escape from the papist filth surrounding me in Sicily.
While I admire your desire to serve in Freehold sister why not seek God's guidance to see if perhaps He wishes something else of you?

You may well be La Forte - The strong one - and that may mean He has Planned something else for you.

I had planned to move to the U.S. myself, from Spain, but God told me through Visa Rejection, Tourist Visa Rejection and a letter pointing out previous felonies from my sinful youth that He prefers me to stay in Godless Iberia and spread His Word here.

And that is what my mission now is.

Pray on it Sister.

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Default Re: Informative World Map - 01-14-2011, 10:34 AM

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Wouldn't it be horrible if after all of your hard work to become a True Christian you still ended up burning in Hell with me forever and ever and ever?

This thought pleases me.
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Default Re: Informative World Map - 01-30-2011, 05:22 AM

This is great work! I also try to stay away from unGodly places, unless of course I am converting, and even then I pray very much that one of those crazy gay foreigners doesn't try to rape me.
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