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06-22-2007, 05:29 AM
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There is no point in arguing with you silly blasphmers!! You're ridiculous with your hypothetical questions.
The fact is that we don't know what God created the appendix for. PLENTY of things could have happened to the function of the appendix since God created the heavens and earth roughly 6000 years ago. Maybe the appendix was used to store poison to exterminate the dinosaurs. Even you have to admit, SOMETHING eradicated the dinosaurs several thousand years ago, maybe it was poison that God made to be stored in the appendix. And obviously, the records of this were lost at some time, possibly in The Great Flood.
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Well here you go, mocking us when all we wanted was an awnser to our question..then you say we're being ridiculous with hypothetical questions..and you come with your theory of the appendix? it does relatively make sense just their isent any fossil evidence to back your theory (yet) But kind sir, i will remember your theory just incase it proves true.
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Re: Why are some people born with tails? -
06-22-2007, 05:37 AM
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The trouble with you unsaved scumwads is that you pester us with these ridiculous questions, as if you are even capable of comprehending the answers.
First of all, God created everything. As in everything, ok?
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.--Isaiah 45:7
This means that God made everything. Including mosquitoes, nigras, bears and lezbeans.
Now if you want to go down the list and throw a hissy fit over certain things that YOU don't like or that YOU don't understand, why go right ahead. God doesn't have to answer to unsaved scum like you. God does as He wants, and He makes things as He wants. Demanding answers to "Why" questions all day long is a sure sign of being unsaved scum. People like you are doing the work of satan, and as such are hellbound.
God lays out tests and roadblocks along the way for us. A True Christian accepts that and thanks God for it every day.
You people think you're clever coming up with these God-mocking scenarios, placing your TV space heroes up above Jesus and persecuting True Christians...Well the joke is going to be on YOU when you wake up in the flames of hell, gargling satan's scalding hot spunk for all eternity. Won't THAT be a laugh?
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If we couldent comprehend the awnsers we wouldent have asked we would just like to know. Asking questions isent the work of satan if it were god more than likely would have made us know everything i think he likes us wondering and figureing things out for ourselfs..no i dont have biblical evidence to back this just my idiodic opinion. Also judgement of where one is to go when they die is not for you to be doing,ezekiel. I would also like to add that nobody was throwing a fit nor laughing. Do help us unsaved trash understand what we dont know by awnsering our questions though, surely their must be an awnser somewhere that you can give to us
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Re: Why are some people born with tails? -
06-22-2007, 05:59 PM
Well, I've yet to see a concrete answer to our questions.
I HAVE seen a bunch of fundie people avoid the tough questions, quoting their Bible instead.
So I will quote MY Bible, the Book of Shal, 2007 version, Chapter of Ziek, verse 1, "STFU N00B! J00 just got h4xed!"
But in all seriousness.
You can't answer our questions, because the Bible gives no answer. Afterall, it was written at the time when people believed that blood and lungs were bad.
The simple truth is that you don't have the answers. "God" doesn't have the answers. Why?
Because we evolved, and are still evolving. "God" has nothing to do with it.
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06-22-2007, 07:05 PM
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You can't answer our questions, because the Bible gives no answer. Afterall, it was written at the time when people believed that blood and lungs were bad.
The simple truth is that you don't have the answers. "God" doesn't have the answers. Why?
Because we evolved, and are still evolving. "God" has nothing to do with it.
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For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools - Romans 1:20-22
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. - Psalm 14:1
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power; - 2 Thessalonians 1:8-9
Thass all the answers thatchoo needs right there. You think you is wise in the ways of the world, but in the LORD'S eyes, you ain't nothin' but a hellbound foo'. Enjoy Hell, and don't let the Lord's foot hitchoo on the way down! - oh, thass right, they ain't nothin' you can do to stop it!
...But as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD. - Joshua 24:15
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Re: Why are some people born with tails? -
06-22-2007, 08:29 PM
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So God smited you with a tail, eh, "Captain?" Well I'm not surprised. God KNEW you would grow up to be a blasphemer and preemptively smited you with a tail to show His wrath against your evil blasphemy.
Just out of curiousity, what does your tail look like? Is it pointed? Do you also have "666" on your forehead? Horns? Cloven feet?
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You're hilarious! Yeah I've got horns and cloven feet and I'm gonna getcha! LOL! I thought I'd get answers like these from the Christians but I wanted to see it anyway. Your fairytale beliefs won't let you answer any other way.
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06-22-2007, 08:31 PM
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For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools - Romans 1:20-22
Invisible things cannot be seen.
This does not answer my question, and is therefore ignored.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. - Psalm 14:1
You're one to be calling me foolish. Before you look at the world around you, and do some research, you search for the easy answers of a book just under 400 years old (KJV) and is riddled with unscientific statements.
"Who is the fool? The one who proclaims himself the son of "God" or the ones that follow him"
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power; - 2 Thessalonians 1:8-9
I'm an atheist, therefore I do not belive in, nor fear your "Hell." Which, as we know, is taken from Norse mythology and one of their undeworlds "Hel."
Thass all the answers thatchoo needs right there. You think you is wise in the ways of the world, but in the LORD'S eyes, you ain't nothin' but a hellbound foo'. Enjoy Hell, and don't let the Lord's foot hitchoo on the way down! - oh, thass right, they ain't nothin' you can do to stop it! Actually, I am not wise. That's why I'm a student, so I can learn things that help me better understand the world. But using my mind, and my ability to use logic and think, and utilizing the tools that I have, and the knowledge I have gained, I have been able to put myself higher then you, in that, I no longer have fear of an old man who sits on a cloud all day while his creation suffers.
Once again, I am an atheist, and the threat of hell doesn't scare me.
...But as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD. - Joshua 24:15
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06-22-2007, 09:20 PM
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Why do you insist on blasphemy? Are you one of those Tourette's retards possessed by demons who force them to shout obscenities all the time?
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06-22-2007, 10:02 PM
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Why do you insist on blasphemy? Are you one of those Tourette's retards possessed by demons who force them to shout obscenities all the time?
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I'm sorry, but I guess you don't understand irony. Possibly you lack the computational brain power to understand the sweet subtleties of the english language. Maybe you've never spoken to someone who's been able to use words like I have. Either way, I do believe you're in awe of me, and must constantly bring attention to my actions.
And yet again, we have a "Troo Chris-chin" not answering the question at hand, and instead nitpicking at those who are seeking knowledge.
No wonder you're all stuck in the darkages of human ignorance.
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06-22-2007, 10:29 PM
The only human I know of to have been Born with a tail is the "Lying Woman" in the 1976 movie, True Stories.
And given her Name I wouldn't take her claim to this all that seriously, either.
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06-23-2007, 02:00 PM
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I'm sorry, but I guess you don't understand irony. Possibly you lack the computational brain power to understand the sweet subtleties of the english language. Maybe you've never spoken to someone who's been able to use words like I have. Either way, I do believe you're in awe of me, and must constantly bring attention to my actions.
And yet again, we have a "Troo Chris-chin" not answering the question at hand, and instead nitpicking at those who are seeking knowledge.
No wonder you're all stuck in the darkages of human ignorance.
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No one understands or cares about your innane blather. No one here in in awe of you. We hate you just as Jesus commands us to hate unsaved scum and God mockers. In your imaginary world you must be quite popular, I'm sure....We just wonder why Jesus has called you here.
Personally, I can't wait to watch you burn in hell.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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06-23-2007, 02:13 PM
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I have been able to put myself higher then you
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You unGodly racist! I'mma pray thatchoo find Jesus so that He can cure you of yo hateful feelin's toward colored folk.
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Re: Why are some people born with tails? -
06-23-2007, 05:21 PM
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You unGodly racist! I'mma pray thatchoo find Jesus so that He can cure you of yo hateful feelin's toward colored folk.
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Cept I am 20% black.
^___^
I can't be racist agaist those of my own race.
I'm also 40% Romanian, and my geneology streatches back to the Goths that invaded Rome.
So I'm a literal, Goth Vampire.
I'm also 20% Native. So South America is actually MY land. Finally, I'm 20 % middle eastern, with folks on my Mother's Father's side being immigrants from India, originally from Iran.
But this is all semantics. I was born in Canada, and therefore, am Canadian.
Says so in my passport and birth certificate.
If you mean the Christian racist thing.
I AM better then you.
Just compare both of our uses of English for the comparison of my obvious linguistic superiority.
Praise Me!
I'm right again.
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06-23-2007, 05:46 PM
That explains why you support evolution. Unlike your Negro ancestors, white people do not experience feelings of bestial lust. While you might be related to monkeys, the True Christians of Landover Baptist are not.
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06-23-2007, 06:17 PM
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That explains why you support evolution. Unlike your Negro ancestors, white people do not experience feelings of bestial lust. While you might be related to monkeys, the True Christians of Landover Baptist are not.
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Aha-no.
That's not how it happened.
It happens, that blacks evolved first, then some migrated north. After millions of years, they addapted to the conditions they experienced. The pigment in their skin faded and hair faded with the lack of sunlight, and became blonde and their skin white.
This is how we got the other races of humans on earth. From tribes and families settling into a spot, and over the years adapting to those conditions.
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Re: Why are some people born with tails? -
06-23-2007, 06:33 PM
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Aha-no.
That's not how it happened.
It happens, that blacks evolved first, then some migrated north. After millions of years, they addapted to the conditions they experienced. The pigment in their skin faded and hair faded with the lack of sunlight, and became blonde and their skin white.
This is how we got the other races of humans on earth. From tribes and families settling into a spot, and over the years adapting to those conditions.
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It is said, that the first people came from africa...but i dont beleive that because adam and eve were the first humans, from the garden of eden wich is suspected to be near the river of euphrades, located in iraq. also forgive my spelling..but now i just raised a question, how the hell do we know adam and eve were the first humans? who recorded that in the bible? i hate when i challenge my own faith haha but its fun and makes me wiser for the most part.
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Re: Why are some people born with tails? -
06-24-2007, 01:30 AM
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Aha-no.
That's not how it happened.
It happens, that blacks evolved first, then some migrated north. After millions of years, they addapted to the conditions they experienced. The pigment in their skin faded and hair faded with the lack of sunlight, and became blonde and their skin white.
This is how we got the other races of humans on earth. From tribes and families settling into a spot, and over the years adapting to those conditions.
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Which explains why eurotrash are so much like nigras. According to the Shallow boy, they are white jigaboos.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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06-24-2007, 01:37 AM
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Which explains why eurotrash are so much like nigras. According to the Shallow boy, they are white jigaboos.
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You know your not native american. So your not in america by nativity. Your eurotrash too just in a different country. Or did your skin color deceive me and your of mexican, african, or asain decent?
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06-24-2007, 01:57 AM
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Some people are born with tails. If your god created us, why would that happen? What about vestigal organs like the appendix? It's because we EVOLVED! Viva science!
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These questions have been answered again and again by creation scientists. The reasons why we aren't perfect are obvious. It is related to what is known as "the problem of sin". God has allowed evil and imperfection and has given us a chance to choose good instead of evil. Adam and Eve were created without many of the imperfections -- and without sin -- but that changed when man fell -- when they partook of the tree of good and evil.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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06-24-2007, 02:01 AM
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You know your not native american. So your not in america by nativity. Your eurotrash too just in a different country. Or did your skin color deceive me and your of mexican, african, or asain decent?
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Andy, I am as white-skinned, blonde-haired and blue-eyed as Jesus Himself!
As for the drunken redskin savages you refer to, Pastor did an excellent sermon on them that you can read HERE.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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06-24-2007, 02:14 AM
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Some people are born with tails. If your god created us, why would that happen? What about vestigal organs like the appendix? It's because we EVOLVED! Viva science!
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BTW, there are no "vestigal" organs. It's now known that the appendix has many uses and the whole concept and definition is fraught with flawed logic and woolly thinking. In fact the concept of vestigal organ is based on the presumption of evolution to start with.
Here is an article about it if you are interested. There are many more like this:
http://www.answersingenesis.org/home..._Vestigial.pdf
If you want the unvarnished Truth© CJT then you must read the KJV1611. That is all you need to learn about those matters of real importance. In particular the fate of your Aeternal soul. Don't let the foolishness of mere men lead you away from the Truth©.
It never ceases to amaze me how people like you will take the foolish theories of mere men over the Truths spoken by Almighty God.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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