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Re: Republican Party changing its name? LET'S HELP THEM! -
06-12-2009, 09:00 PM
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I'm sorry for getting your name wrong, Professor Shaniqua Tye-Dye.
You know, I had a dream about you last night. There you were giving a lecture, and sudddenly you divided into two, just like single-celled organisms divide. Then there were two of you.
I guess that would make you Shaniqua Twain?
So, how would you interpret such a dream? I think God was warning me that you were two-faced!
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I could see her in some urban coffee bar doing a poetry jam version of Shania's song..."Man, I feel like a WOMYN"
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Re: Republican Party changing its name? LET'S HELP THEM! -
06-12-2009, 09:08 PM
The Liberty In Christ Party
The Let's Roll Party
The American Party
Christian-American Party
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Re: Republican Party changing its name? LET'S HELP THEM! -
06-12-2009, 10:06 PM
In the UK we have The Monster Raving Loony Party
Your lot could be
Raving Loony Party
(Dropping the word Monster as I know some of you may feel it could be considered to imply support my Church not yours)
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Re: Republican Party changing its name? LET'S HELP THEM! -
06-13-2009, 12:57 AM
The nutjob party?
The American Asshole party?
The cranky middle aged heterosexual Christian white mens party?
National Socialists?
I can think of so many ideas, I don't know where to stop!
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Re: Republican Party changing its name? LET'S HELP THEM! -
06-13-2009, 01:05 AM
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The cranky middle aged heterosexual Christian white mens party?
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So you come to our forum and commit hate speech against us on the basis of personality type, age, sexual orientation, religion, race, and sex all in one line? Dear friend, what is the source of this intense hatred that is within you?
The people who came up with that one before were Mary-hailers and neopagans, not True Christians™.
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Re: Republican Party changing its name? LET'S HELP THEM! -
06-13-2009, 01:10 AM
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So you come to our forum and commit hate speech against us on the basis of personality type, age, sexual orientation, religion, race, and sex all in one line? Dear friend, what is the source of this intense hatred that is within you?
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Nah, I'm not trying to exclude all those groups. However, it does feel like the Republican Party has completely sold itself to these groups, with complete exclusion to anyone who might not be one of those things.
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Re: Republican Party changing its name? LET'S HELP THEM! -
06-13-2009, 01:24 AM
How about the Party of Palin?
Limbaugh's Army?
Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
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Re: Republican Party changing its name? LET'S HELP THEM! -
06-13-2009, 01:28 AM
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The cranky Vibrant Heterosexual Christian white mens party?
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Fixed it for you, girlie.
Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
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Re: Republican Party changing its name? LET'S HELP THEM! -
06-13-2009, 01:29 AM
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Nah, I'm not trying to exclude all those groups. However, it does feel like the Republican Party has completely sold itself to these groups, with complete exclusion to anyone who might not be one of those things.
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Well white heterosexual male Christians didn't spit in God's face, now did they?
Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
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Re: Republican Party changing its name? LET'S HELP THEM! -
06-15-2009, 05:03 AM
"The Party of God"
"The Party of Jesus"
"The Christian Party"
"The Armageddon Party"
"The Rapture Party"
So many good choices, one hardly knows where to begin!
Praise Jesus!
Brother Buford
yours in Christ,
Brother Buford
The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
- Rush Limbaugh
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Re: Republican Party changing its name? LET'S HELP THEM! -
06-15-2009, 05:30 AM
I know I'm new here and all but I think I have a truly original name that fits quite nicely (I read all the previous posts and nobody came up with it yet)
North American Alliance of Christian People.........
NAACP..........it has a nice ring to it!
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Re: Republican Party changing its name? LET'S HELP THEM! -
06-15-2009, 04:47 PM
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National Socialists?
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Um, Obama is the socialist. Don't you read the papers?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
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Re: Republican Party changing its name? LET'S HELP THEM! -
06-20-2009, 02:56 AM
The United Party of Christ
The Christian Theocratic Party
Jesus loves Dick
Cheney/Palin 2012
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Re: Republican Party changing its name? LET'S HELP THEM! -
06-29-2009, 03:46 AM
It needs a name that has both American and Christian in it.
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