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Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God True Christian™ Theologian
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McTorture not allowed in AMERICA!?! Godly President Bush in the dumps -
09-15-2006, 12:41 AM
I am crying. I am afraid to my very bones that the Islamofascists will dirty-bomb Fairfield, despite the ear-gratingly high-pitched lamentations of our city's True Christian™ women, who are right now at the corner of Mulberry and College smearing their precious, oh-so-vessel-like bodies with ashes for all to see. Many motorist are honking in the tumescent expectation of impending petit mort. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN IN AMERICA???????? The US Congress (revealed as an instrument of SATAN) has rejected our Godly President's modest proposals to try and execute Islamoterrorists (and filthy sympathizing liberals) in dignified ceremonies beyond the pale of our children's knowledge, children who must grow up in an America that's as proud and free as the America where you and I grew up with our friend Flicka, Lassie and our favorite Martian. Pray with me, I beg.
I loved Newt before Newt was invincible
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09-15-2006, 12:51 AM
I'm on my knees right now for The Lord and King George Bush II, Brother Larry. Our prayers WILL be heard!
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Human Rights is... -
09-15-2006, 03:11 AM
Human rights is a synonym* for homosexuality, Brother Larry Lee. And now, the liberals in our government have forced our president/savior Bush to extend PINK FUZZY FEEL GOOD HOMOSEXUAL POLICIES to our enemy. I only hope in the confusion they spill the beans and help GWB find those hidden WMD's in Iraq.
* syn·o·nym ( sĭn'ə-nĭm')
n. - A word having the same or nearly the same meaning as another word or other words in a language.
Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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09-15-2006, 03:33 AM
I for one am sick and tired of listening to these demoncrats whine about giving special rights to everyone EXCEPT Godly White True Christian™ Republicans. They gave "rights" to the coloreds and look what happened: welfare and rap music. They gave "rights" to females and look what happened: demons like Bill Cliton get elected and men get backtalk with every command. Now they want to mollycoddle mudslime terrorists? I suppose we are expected to buy them softer toilet paper and wipe their backsides for them?
Well I am with Dick Cheney on this one. Those islamofascists can wipe their own butts, and they can use what WE use to get the job done: the satanic kooran.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
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09-16-2006, 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I for one am sick and tired of listening to these demoncrats whine about giving special rights to everyone EXCEPT Godly White True Christian™ Republicans. They gave "rights" to the coloreds and look what happened: welfare and rap music. They gave "rights" to females and look what happened: demons like Bill Cliton get elected and men get backtalk with every command. Now they want to mollycoddle mudslime terrorists? I suppose we are expected to buy them softer toilet paper and wipe their backsides for them?
Well I am with Dick Cheney on this one. Those islamofascists can wipe their own butts, and they can use what WE use to get the job done: the satanic kooran.
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It really is sickening. I know people serving in Iraqi prisons and I hear those terrorist throw feces, urine, and spit on our troops to provoke them to Godly anger and wrath because they know that they have the demoncraps on their side. Our troops lay a hand on them and they're careers are over and they go to jail. The terrorist have more rights than we do. This is outrageous!!!
Jesus, please smite the demons in congress!!!!!
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